A 2013 roundup: one wedding, a few ships, beaches, restaurants and lots of cake

The last night on deck

With the boys on the deck of the Disney Magic

So we started January 2013 with a bit of excitement after my Dad’s Christmas Day proposal to his partner (by the way, the Dodgy Centre of Gravity reared its ugly head again after our cheese and wine tasting night when he’d had a few too many and fell over putting his shoes on at the end of the night).

In February, I travelled down to beautiful Blagdon to meet up with my Yeo Valley chums and have a nosey around their wonderful new HQ, and went on the adventure of a lifetime with my five bestest chums when we sailed the Caribbean on the frankly fantastic Liberty of the Seas (we’re Royal Mums, ambassadors for the Royal Caribbean brand and we take our job VERY seriously). As you know, I’m big on spending your time and money enjoying experiences that you can cherish, rather than stuff, and this was right up there, believe me. I came back with aching ribs from all the laughing (the horse riding through the surf in Jamaica might have added to that a bit, but oh, riding through an azure sea is one of my most treasured memories). I also felt incredibly lucky to have shared an incredible experience with such incredible friends. I love you guys.

Myself and my fellow cruise buddies with the Captain (Laura, Erica, Liz, Karin, Me, Capt Per, Tara)

Myself and my fellow cruise buddies with the Captain of the Liberty of the Seas (Laura, Erica, Liz, Karin, Me, Capt Per, Tara)

The ladies chillin' on deck with a cocktail

The ladies chillin’ on deck with a cocktail

The Liberty of the Seas at Labadee

The Liberty of the Seas at Labadee

April saw birthdays galore. Charlie turned 15:

Charlie with his cake

Charlie’s 15th birthday

And Sam celebrated his 18th with karting, a party at home and a pretty epic double chocolate curly wurly cake

The gang at Rogue Racing

Sam’s friends at Rogue Racing for his 18th birthday party

 

Painstaking Curly Wurly application

Sam painstakingly adding the Curly Wurlies to his birthday cake

Then there was my Disreputable Dad’s wedding

De brevren on the dance floor

De brevren hogging the dance floor at their Grandad’s wedding

The boys with their beautiful cousin, Turtle

The boys with their beautiful cousin, Turtle, at my Dad’s wedding

In May, I headed out to the Cote d’Azur to experience the gorgeous Chateau Saint Martin in Vence:

Cocktails on the terrace before lunch

Cocktails on the terrace at Chateau Saint Martin, Vence

and then in June, we reviewed the Funky Fiat 500 and spent a wonderful family weekend at The Grove hotel with an exciting visit to the Warner Bros Studio Tour thrown in…

Gardens at The Grove

Gardens at The Grove

 

The boys on the Knight Bus at the Warner Bros Studio Tour

The boys on the Knight Bus at the Warner Bros Studio Tour

July was beautifully sunny and we spent a wonderful day aboard the Independence of the Seas. The boys adored the FlowRider and it was lovely to meet up with all my besties and their families:

On deck

On the deck of the Independence of the Seas

I also spent a lovely weekend with my friend Erica doing an amazing foodie tour of Edinburgh. Foodinburgh 2014 is already in the early planning stages!

Stockbridge Market, Edinburgh

Red velvet cake at Mimi's Bakehouse

Red velvet cake at Mimi’s Bakehouse

August was MENTAL with nearly three weeks of it spent abroad, in beautiful Brittany

Catching a glace with the fam in Brittany

Catching a glace with the fam in Brittany

and then with the boys on the INCREDIBLE Disney Magic - a real trip of a lifetime:

Minnie Mouse

With Minnie on the Disney Magic

 

'Jazz hands!' Charlie meets Stitch

‘Jazz hands!’ Charlie meets Stitch

We even managed to squeeze in a day in Barcelona with wonderful friends after desembarking:

Hotel Miramar, Barcelona

At Hotel Miramar in Barcelona with the boys

In September, Mr English and I squeezed in a quick weekend at Nutfield Priory

Terrace at Nutfield Priory

A sunny spot on the terrace at Nutfield Priory

and then in October, we headed off on an immersive wine cruise of Europe on the really quite gorgeous Celebrity Infinity…

Mr English

Mr English on the deck of the Celebrity Infinity in Bilbao

and then all that travelling squealed to an abrupt halt. Because this little dude came along…

Little Boo

Our new little pupster

In November, Glam C and I went to Hogwarts Christmas at the Warner Bros Studio Tour:

With beautiful, snowy Hogwarts

With beautiful, snowy Hogwarts

and before we knew it, it was freezing, wet December then… bloody January again! (to quote Flanders and Swann). We had a wonderful Christmas lunch at the Chequers Inn at Weston Turville: a seven course Christmas extravaganza with some amazing wine that really was festive, fun and very relaxing. My favourite course was this stonking turbot with a huge crevette:

Turbot and crevette

Turbot and crevette

So here’s to 2014. What’s on the agenda for this year, then? More travel, certainly, more time spent with family and friends, loads of exams for the boys, more eating, more cooking, more relaxing, walking in the woods with our gorgeous new pupster and… who knows? My wishlist still includes Las Vegas (Britney, b*tch!), Australia and Thailand.

Thank you to each and every person who has stopped by to have a read, followed me on Instagram, Twitter or Facebook, or just blundered here via Google. I’m immensely grateful. Wishing you a very happy and restful New Year. May 2014 bring you peace, happiness and new experiences galore xx

My 2014 mantra

My 2014 mantra

 

The Immersive Wine Cruise on the Celebrity Infinity part 2: cheese and wine pairing

Oz and Tom talking us through the cheese and wine pairings

Oz and Tom talking us through the cheese and wine pairings

So I promised you more wine from our fabulous Celebrity Cruise, and one of our favourite sessions was the wine and cheese pairing workshop with Oz Clarke and Tom Forrest from Vinopolis.

Basically, as part of the immersive wine cruise there are all sorts of different talks, sessions and workshops you can join - all in quite small groups so you get to ask questions and have a chat with the fellas about the wines. You also get to visit vineyards with Tom and Oz which is an amazing experience and not to be missed.

As my Disreputable Dad and his wife Alf are into their wine and cheese, I decided to try and attempt a wine and cheese pairing evening with my new-found knowledge acquired on the cruise (and a bit of help from the lovely Tom Forrest!).

We started with a dry Harvey’s Fino, served chilled with salted nuts and olives. A perfect combination.

The original pairings on the cruise were:

1. A young goat’s cheese with a Sauvignon Blanc.

Basically the acidity in the Wild Rock ‘The Infamous Goose’ Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc from New Zealand went immensely well with the acidity in the Crotin de Chavignol cheese. The wine has loads of green notes (green apple, gooseberry) which are classic indicators of acidity, mirrored within the fresh-tasting cheese.

I loved this pairing as I adore goat’s cheese, but we missed this one out as Mr English isn’t a goats cheese fan, and swapped in the Manchego instead (see below).

2. Soft cheese with a Chardonnay

Tom explained that the Brebiou soft sheep’s cheese we tried has a lovely creamy mouth feel and the ripe fruits and oaky notes of the Hamilton Russell Vineyards Chardonnay (Walker Bay 2010) echoed this perfectly. On tasting, the wine actually felt thicker textured in the mouth and was a lovely, soft match to the creamy soft cheese. My notes just say ‘yum’ which sums it up really!

We tried: Camembert with Asda Extra Special Chardonnay which worked really well. The buttery textured Camembert matched the equally buttery Chardonnay perfectly.

3. Hard Sheep’s Cheese with Fleurie

Tom and Oz both agreed that the actual wine we tried (Joseph Drouhin, Fleurie, Beaujolais) was a bit too ‘serious’ and was an okay match for the nutty tasting Ossau-Iraty hard sheep’s cheese from the French Pyrenees, but not fabulous.

We tried: Ossau-Iraty with a Chateau Bellevue Gazin Côtes de Blaye 2009, a Bordeaux wine from our lovely Harrods hamper. We thought that the smooth claret was a lovely match for the nutty, mild cheese and thought that maybe there was a touch of earthy flavour in both the wine and the cheese.

4. Montgomery cheddar with Grenache

This was a fabulous combination - salty, savoury cheddar mixed with the bold, ripe sweetness of the D’Arenberg ‘The Custodian’ McLaren Vale 2009 Grenache. A brilliant marriage of sweet and salty.

We tried: Pilgrim’s Choice Mature Lighter cheddar with a Paul Mas Grenache-Syrah 2012 from Waitrose. The rich, cherry notes in the wine were the perfect sweet accompaniment to the strong cheddar (which is a lower fat one, but you’d never tell).

Manchego cheese and Pedro Ximenez sherry

I also wanted to slot my favourite Christmassy drink, Pedro Ximenez sherry somewhere into our tasting evening. I was originally going to pair it with the Roquefort, but Tom thought it might be too sweet and recommended pairing it with Manchego. Of course he was spot on and the dry, savoury Manchego went perfectly with the rich, raisiny Pedro Ximenez (Triana - Majestic Wines).

5. Stilton and Port

A classic combo, on the cruise Tom paired a Taylor Fladgate Tawny Port (10 year old Douro) with the salty, tangy Stilton. The smooth, sweet port was a perfect balance to the salty cheese.

We tried: Cockburn’s Fine Ruby Port with Aldi’s Specially Selected Half Moon Stilton. I adore port but I’m not hugely keen on blue cheese, but I do think that this is the best way to eat it - the sweetness of the port takes the edge off the Stilton and brings out the savouriness, somehow.

6. Muscat with Roquefort

This was a revelation. Again, I always thought that I didn’t like Roquefort - it’s really strong, and much tangier with a stronger blue mould taste than the Stilton. The fragrant, honeyed taste of the Klein Constantia Muscat (Vin de Constance 2005) from South Africa, however, made me change my mind - the sweetness seemed to soften the taste of the cheese, bringing out the salty flavour but making the blue taste seem less overpowering somehow.

We tried: Brown Brothers orange Muscat and Flora, 2012 and it definitely worked. The Muscat is served chilled and is deliciously sweet and fragrant, but still fresh.

What a fun evening. I learned so much on the immersive wine cruise and would definitely go on another one to keep expanding my wine knowledge and grasp the opportunity to taste more fabulous wines. It’s s lovely to learn something that you can keep using when you get home. Having experts on hand definitely enhances the whole experience, and we made some wonderful friends too.

Cheers fellas!

Cheers fellas!

Guest post: wherefore art thou, habanero?

When I first came to the United Kingdom in 1999, I was a typical American university student with a thing for the accents, the music, the literature. And the pubs.

Much to my chagrin, though, London was missing the one key element to every U.S. uni student’s existence: taquerías. As far as I could tell, it was bereft of any Mexican food whatsoever, including the means for making it at home with the gentle helping hand of Old El Paso.

How could this be? How was it possible that a country whose empire once ruled one-fifth of the world couldn’t even produce one lousy tortilla in a city of 8 million people?

Not much had changed when I moved back permanently in 2005. While Britain didn’t deserve its reputation for atrocious food, the glaring omission of my beloved Mexican food left an enchilada-shaped hole in my soul that could only be filled whenever I returned home to the States for a visit. I’d make a beeline for Chicago’s Taco Burrito Palace 2, where for a few blissful minutes everything would be right with the world again.

Slowly, though, things began to change. I remember the first time I encountered something labelled “Mexican” in a London restaurant. Joy of joys, I thought. At last!

What appeared before me was proof that you should never believe everything you read. Wallowing in some benign cream sauce were the unmistakable shapes of pasta, with a few rubbery prawns lurking around like malevolent little imposters. Wherefore art thou, habanero? Why have you forsaken me, mole? Que paso, queso?

But the pasta abomination wasn’t the end of it. Even in regional backwaters, like the city where I live now, faux Mexican restaurants began popping up. Each and every time, they were worse than the one previous. Crass imitations of burritos and stingy limp heaps of nachos with slimy guacamole and greasy soured cream.

Luckily, a few supermarkets began selling the kind of Tex-Mex fare one might find in a particularly bad filling station in the U.S., so even if it wasn’t authentic I could approximate a taco dinner in my own kitchen. It wasn’t very satisfying, but it was better than nothing.

Then came Thomasina Miers, steadily colonising London’s premier neighbourhoods with her brand of “Mexican street food” restaurants and food trucks. Food critics across the land began to praise her simple but pleasing menus. I have not yet Wahaca-ed, but it sounds like, finally, someone’s getting it right. As for me, as long as I can chop up my own home-grown tomatoes and combine them with lime, coriander and a generous dose of Frank’s Red Hot sauce, I can get my Mexican food fix.

Step by step: how to cook a turkey, stuffing and all the trimmings

So it’s that time again. The pupster woke me up at 7am this morning, and we’re snuggled on the sofa by the twinkling tree (I’ve just put a piece of tinsel back on after she’s nicked it for the fifteenth time), I’ve got a cup of tea in my ‘Happy Christmas’ mug, and a scented candle flickering.

Lyra snuggle

If, like me, your thoughts are turning to your Christmas dinner (whether you’ve cooked it before or not), my best advice to you is just to think of it as a roast dinner on a slightly larger scale.

Rule 1: it’s all in the planning

You’ll have a much calmer Christmas if you spend a little time beforehand planning and preparing, so grab a pen and a piece of paper, and write down a rough plan. Start at the time you want to serve the dinner (or lunch) and work backwards. This means that when Christmas day is in full flow, you can quickly refer to your timings and know exactly what you’re doing.

First things first, weigh your turkey and work out the cooking time. If you’ve gone for a free range turkey it will often look a bit less plump than those ones you see in all the Christmas adverts (check out the pic of my turkey from last year, below). This is because they lead a more active lifestyle though, which is a good thing. They will also be full of flavour and really succulent as they’re allowed to mature slowly (and they’re happier, obviously - happy turkey = yummy turkey). Free range turkeys also take a little less time to took, so check with the retailer for their recommended cooking times. In general though, my lovely chums Lean on Turkey, have both cooking AND defrosting timings on their website). As a general rule:

Turkey under 4kg: 20 minutes per kilo, plus a further 70 minutes

Turkey over 4kg: 20 minutes per kilo, plus a further 90 minutes

Remember, if you’re steaming a Christmas pudding on the day, you’ll need to add this to your timetable.

Rule 2: prepare as much as you can in advance

Potatoes: peel them, cut them into even sized chunks and blanch them for as long as you dare (the softer they are the fluffier the centre will be when you roast them). Drain, leave to sit until cool and then pop them into a bag and store them in the fridge. You can also open freeze them on a tray until solid before popping in a sealable freezer bag and chucking them in the freezer (if you freeze them straight into the bag they all fuse together in one big lump). On the day they can go straight into the hot oil/goose fat from chilled or frozen.

Parsnips: peel, cut into quarters or whatever you like and pop the in the fridge. They don’t need blanching, but DO benefit from a nice little squidge of honey and a sprinkling of thyme before roasting for about half an hour.

Carrots: peel and blanch, cool and pop in the fridge. They can just be warmed up in some butter on the day, or just leave them raw and roast them along with the parsnips.

Sprouts: cut a bit off the bottom and take off any scruffy outer leaves. Blanch until just tender, cool and pop into the fridge. On the day, fry some pancetta or streaky bacon in lots of butter in a large frying pan, then add in the cooked sprouts and stir fry until they’re piping hot. A pack of those shrink-wrapped chestnuts go really well in this dish too.

Stuffing: Again, make this in advance. It will keep happily for a couple of days in the fridge.

Easy apple and red onion stuffing:

(serves 4-6, double up as necessary):

1 tbsp butter

1 red onion, finely chopped

1 dessert apple, grated (don’t bother to peel)

225g pork sausage meat

100g fresh white breadcrumbs

1 tbsp fresh parsley, chopped

1 tbsp fresh sage, chopped

Squeeze of lemon juice

Heat the butter in a frying pan, add the onion and fry gently until soft. Add the apple and cook until softened. Remove from the heat, transfer to a bowl and allow to cool.

Stir the sausage meat and breadcrumbs into the onion mixture along with the herbs and lemon juice. Once well combined, squish it into a buttered oven-proof dish, cool and bung in the fridge. On the day, it’ll take about 25 minutes (obviously more if you double up).

Free range Kelly Bronze turkey

Turkey: Again, do this the day before. Don’t bother washing it in the sink - the hot oven will kill any germs and you’ll just cover yourself and your sink in all manner of bacteria. Just unwrap it, take the giblets out (use to make stock or cook for a lucky pet), pluck out any stray feathers (I use fish boning tweezers) and get on with it.

I use one of those massive disposable foil turkey tray things - I know it’s not the most environmentally friendly choice but hey, it’s Christmas. Just recycle it afterwards.

It’s nice to use a few flavours to enhance the turkey so cut up a couple of lemons or oranges, squeeze them over the bird and then stick them into the body cavity along with a halved onion and a nice bunch of bay or rosemary or whatever you have and some salt and pepper, then tie the legs together.

For extra moistness and flavour, you can take about half a pack of butter, and mush it up with some of the stuff you’ve used in the cavity - maybe some lemon zest, pepper and a little chopped rosemary or parsley. Then separate the skin from the breast with your fingertips (you don’t have to be too careful, turkey skin is like leather), then squish the butter all over the breast under the skin. Now smooth the skin back down, drizzle with a little oil and some salt and pepper. You can also criss cross the breast with some lovely (outdoor reared please) streaky bacon.

I don’t stuff the turkey, partly because eating something out of a turkey’s innards puts me off a bit and partly because I think it’s better for the hot air to circulate inside it. I make the stuffing separately and cook it in a terrine in the oven once the turkey’s resting. If you want to, though, by all means stuff the neck end just before cooking.

Weigh your turkey (remember if you ARE stuffing, you need to stuff before you weigh) and work out the cooking time. Write it on your timetable then just cover with foil (don’t bother buying that ridiculously expensive turkey foil - just overlap the normal stuff), then leave it somewhere cool until you need it - a plastic box in the garage as it’s nice and cold in there, but if we have a sudden warm snap you’ll need to pack a bit of ice around it (it needs to be less than 4 degrees).

Rule 3: be organised on the day

First thing, fetch the turkey from its hiding place and allow it to come to room temperature. There’s really no point in putting a very cold turkey into a hot oven - it’ll take ten minutes to even start cooking.

Preheat the oven for half an hour before you need it, then when your carefully worked out timetable says so, just slosh a bit of water in the bottom of the roasting pan, and stick the turkey on at 190/gas 5 (180/gas 4 for fan ovens), set your timer and go and have a glass of champers. If you want to, you can baste it every so often, but if you forget, don’t worry at all. Some people recommend cooking the turkey upside down (on its breast) which does result in really juicy breast meat. I guess it depends on how large your turkey is and if you’re prepared to wrestle it up the right way for the last half hour or so to crisp up the breast (likewise if you cover yours with foil, take it off for the last half hour.)

To make sure the turkey is done you should be able to wobble a leg easily, and a quick stab with a knife into the thickest part will allow you to collect nice clear juices on a spoon), drain the juices into a pan for the gravy, then cover with foil and forget it while you cook everything else.

Cooking a turkey crown:

Cream some butter in a bowl until very soft, then add the crushed garlic, orange rind, parsley and thyme. Beat well, until thoroughly blended. Gently loosen the neck flap away from the breast and pack the flavoured butter right under the skin — this is best done wearing disposable gloves. Rub well into the flesh of the turkey, then re-cover the skin and secure with a small skewer or sew with fine twine. Finally, cover the top of the crown with the rashers.

Place the turkey crown in the oven and calculate your time — 20 minutes per 450g (1lb) plus 20 minutes. Cover loosely with foil, which should be removed about 40 minutes before the end of the cooking time. The turkey crown will cook much more quickly than a whole turkey, so make sure to keep basting.

Again, to check if it’s cooked, pierce a fine skewer into the chest part of the crown, the juice should run clear. When cooked, cover with foil to rest and keep warm.

Rule 4: free up your oven before you start on the trimmings

Remember, once covered with foil and maybe a couple of tea towels, the turkey will keep warm for AT LEAST an hour, leaving your oven free for all your other accompaniments:

For great roast potatoes

You really don’t need a lake of fat to make them lovely and crispy. Once you’ve taken the turkey out of the oven, whack the heat up high, then just cover the bottom of the roasting tin completely with oil, goose fat or lard. Make sure the fat is very hot before you add your frozen (or chilled) potatoes. Spoon the fat over all the potatoes then put the in your nice hot oven. The turkey will wait until your potatoes are golden and crispy (40 mins to an hour).

Rule 5: great gravy brings it all together

So that’s it. You’ve got the last half hour to fiddle with all your little extras. Skim off the worst of the fat from the stuff left in the roasting tin, then add a tablespoon or two (depending on the amount) of plain flour to the pan juices in a saucepan and stir well, cooking out that ‘raw’ flour taste, before adding plenty of stock (you can never have enough gravy). Bubble until thick and taste. If it’s at all bitter, a spoonful or two of cranberry sauce will lift it back up.

Get your veg on, stir fry your sprouts (or whatever you’re doing), and don’t forget to pop cranberry sauce on the table (here’s my favourite recipe).

Skip a starter and serve a lovely cocktail: try a Poinsettia - a slug of Cointreau in the bottom of a champagne glass, then up to about half way with cranberry juice, and top up with fizz. Decorate with a little spiral of orange peel if you have time.

If it goes a bit wrong and something gets burned or forgotten, it’s not the end of the world. Enjoy the day, pour yourself a drink and remember: it’s just dinner.

If you want wine advice, look no further than my lovely friend Helen’s 40 festive wines guide, and if you want any extra recipes this Christmas, try my glazed and spiced festive ham, cranberry and port sauce, home made mince pies, maybe a showstopping chocolate bundt cake, or some cute little Christmas tree jaffa cakes.

If you get stuck, drop me an email, but mostly, have a glass of fizz, hug your loved ones, dress up, light a candle, say you love it even if you hate it and please don’t drink and drive. I need you here to keep me company. So I’ll just say merry Christmas, from us lot, to you lot. Have a wonderful, wonderful Christmas. Mwah xx

English Towers tree decorating team face pulling selfie 2013

English Towers tree decorating team face pulling selfie 2013

‘And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?’

Apple and red onion Christmas stuffing sausage rolls

Apple and red onion sausage roll small

If you’re looking for an easy Christmas eve supper, or something yummy to serve with drinks when you have guests, look no further than very simple to throw together sausage roll recipe. The filling is my easy apple and red onion stuffing, which can be baked separately and served along with your turkey, but also makes a lovely, moist filling for pies and these easy sausage rolls. So first, make the stuffing:

Easy apple and red onion stuffing:

(serves 4-6, double up as necessary):

1 tbsp butter

1 red onion, finely chopped

1 dessert apple, grated (don’t bother to peel)

225g pork sausage meat (or you can use the innards of sausages)

100g fresh white breadcrumbs

1 tbsp fresh parsley, chopped

1 tbsp fresh sage, chopped

Squeeze of lemon juice

375g pack ready to roll puff pastry

Heat the butter in a frying pan, add the onion and fry gently until soft. Add the apple and cook until softened. Remove from the heat, transfer to a bowl and allow to cool.

Stir the sausage meat and breadcrumbs into the onion mixture along with the herbs and lemon juice.

Now, grab a nice pack of all butter puff pastry (life’s too short to make your own, I find, although if you really want to, I’ve got a rough puff recipe here which isn’t too labour intensive).

Roll the puff pastry out to a nice big rectangle (you need the thickness to be about 1/2 cm), then squish your sausagemeat down the middle in a big fat sausage.

Now, brush the edges with beaten egg, then flap the first edge over the sausagemeat. Brush that one with egg again, then fold over the second flap, so you’ve created one big, long sausage roll. Turn that roll over so that the seam is at the bottom. For a supper dish, it’s nice to keep it whole and slice at the table, but if you’re wanting individual bite-sized ones for a party, cut them now with a serrated edged knife, then score the top and brush with egg.

Bake at gas 4/180 degrees for about 25 - 30 minutes until golden brown and crispy. If you’re cutting your sausage into individual pieces, they’ll only take about 20 minutes.

Guest post: festive celebrations around the world

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What traditions do you hold dear during the holiday season? Do you stick to “traditional” British customs, or has it been years since you’ve heard the Queen’s speech, eaten a fruit-based pudding or worn a paper crown?

If you’ve grown tired of the same old approach to Christmas, why not give it some international flair? With family scattered across four continents, I’ve pulled together a few of their favourite things about celebrating the holidays down under, across the pond and in places where Christmas only happens quietly behind closed doors.

In Tasmania, the holidays are all about “fairly normal coastal-dwelling Australian stuff,” says Eva Roberts, who now lives in England but grew up on the island south of the mainland. “Bar-b-que, beach, beer, very chilled out and relaxed. The big day is Boxing Day, which is the start of the Sydney to Hobart yacht race, Melbourne Test Match and other sporting events. The really big night in Tassie is New Year. The last of the yachts come into Constitution Dock and we celebrate with all the sailors. I suppose Christmas kicks off a monster week of sport (and gambling!)”

The western Africa country of Ghana has a strong Christian influence in everyday life, with businesses named things like the Clap For Jesus Cold Store. But with more than 60 languages spoken around the country, Christmas celebrations are a diverse mixture of singing, dancing, nativity plays and churches filled with worshippers dressed to the nines. In the tribal areas in the north of the country, Christmas celebrations happen in some villages, with people visiting loved ones over meals of okra soup or a paste of plantains and cassava called “fufu.” Children may receive new clothes or shoes or other small gifts, but celebrations are much more basic than people in Europe and North America are accustomed to.

In the United States, where so many cultures, races, religions and ethnicities are represented, Christmas traditions vary from house to house. Even regionally, customs can be hugely different, from luaus on the beach and Santa wearing a grass skirt and flower lei in Hawaii, to trudging through snowy woods in the northern states in search of the perfect fir tree to drag home by sledge. Some of the food is fairly universal: usually ham or roast beef for the main Christmas Day dinner, with lots of casseroles and vegetable sides, followed by various desserts. Christmas cake as the British know it is simply called fruit cake in America, and is always mocked as the worst thing you can give someone. Americans of a certain generation dip in and out of the 24-hour telethon of A Christmas Story, a comedy take on a traditional U.S. Christmas in the 1950s, along with Gone With The Wind and even a continuous film clip of a burning yule log.

Many Canadians hold on to British traditions such as Christmas crackers, figgy pudding and listening to the Queen’s speech. But in French Canada, in the eastern province of Quebec, festivities are decidedly not of the British variety. Instead, the Québécois hold a réveillon, or a long dinner on the evenings preceding Christmas and New Years Eve, with an assortment of rich delights such as lobster, foie gras, escargots, chestnuts and a bûche de Noël, or yule log.

Malaysia, which is a majority Muslim country, does recognise Christmas with some shopping centres putting up decorations and lights, but celebrations tend to be more home-oriented, with a buffet of traditional Malaysian dishes, including seafood and various spicy curries. Malaysians traditionally eat with their fingers, scooping up rice, vegetables and meats without individual cutlery. This takes some getting used to, but kids especially enjoy having the freedom to pick up bits and pieces without being told off. Presents are exchanged and children are sometimes given small gifts of money.

Much of Europe puts the festive emphasis either on Christmas Eve or Epiphany, held on January 6.

Scandinavian countries feast and exchange gifts on December 24, but the buildup typically starts weeks before. In Sweden, schools choose a Saint Lucia to carry trays of coffee and sweets to be given out as she leads a candlelit procession around her community. In all the Nordic countries, homes are decorated with trees, advent calendars and lots of candles, and food (and alcohol) take centre stage: from gingersnaps to schnapps, Christmas in the far north is all about eating, drinking and being merry, with a visit from a Father Christmas-like character who - depending on each country’s tradition - started life as a sort of kindly gnome.

In Catholic countries, such as Italy and Mexico, children believe Christmas presents are brought by the baby Jesus, while Italian children are also treated to an Epiphany Eve (January 5) visit from La Befana, a witch-like but friendly old lady who fills socks with sweets and presents. Befana rides a broom and wears a black shawl, and children recite poems or sing songs about her.

Germany’s Christmas markets are renown around the world, as are many of their holiday treats: beautiful Lebkuchen, spicy pfeffernusse and fruity, boozy stollen, which stays remarkably moist and tasty for days. In many households, the “funny butler sketch,” Dinner For One, features, even in German households outside the country.

So there you go - you can pass the mince pies and terrible Christmas cracker jokes, or you can tell the children an Italian witch or a gnome is keeping tabs on whether they’ve been naughty or nice. However you celebrate the holidays, may they be merry and bright!

Thomson’s Cruise Kitchen - win a cruise around the Caribbean!

So the lovely chaps at Thomson are running an amazing competition. If you’re a bit of a foodie, and fancy giving it a go, you could win the most fabulous prize.

Basically they are looking for creative cooks to design a three course menu to be used onboard. The Cruise Kitchen menu creator lets you choose from lots of different ingredients to create your very own showstopping dinner, including accompaniments. Be as creative as possible with the description of your delicious menu!

The three lucky finalists will be invited to bring a guest and join the Thomson Celebration for a seven night Colourful Coasts cruise next March around the Canary Islands. During the cruise, the talented Thomson chefs will recreate each finalist’s menu at a special celebration dinner and a winner will be chosen.

The overall winner will win a fabulous cruise around the Caribbean on Thomson’s Pride of Panama in January 2015. Plus their creation will actually be on the menu in the à la carte restaurant while they’re onboard!

So what are you waiting for? Click on the link here to visit Thomson’s Cruise Kitchen website and get creating!

 

English Mum’s Big Christmas Bakeoff - the entries

Ah I’ve absolutely loved looking through all the amazing bakeoff entries. Now it’s down to our lovely judge Catriona to choose a winner to receive all those lovely Yeo Valley goodies. Good luck everyone!

Joanna Arthur's mince pies

Joanna Arthur’s mince pies

Rich Tipsy fruity Yule log by Ah Har Ashley

Rich Tipsy fruity Yule log by Ah Har Ashley

Lisa Ann Tebbutt's Christmas cake

Lisa Ann Tebbutt’s Christmas cake

Lexy Law's chocolate yule log

Lexy Law’s chocolate yule log

Sara Friend's giant cupcake

Sara Friend’s giant cupcake

Peggy Falbos chocolate fudge cake with white chocolate mascarpone mousse topped with a chocolate meringue

Peggy Falbo’s chocolate fudge cake with white chocolate mascarpone mousse topped with a chocolate meringue

Natalie Zindani's Christmas cupcakes

Natalie Zindani’s Christmas cupcakes

Lynn Savage's After Eight cupcakes

Lynn Savage’s After Eight cupcakes

Katharine Bourne-Francis' enormous choux bun

Katharine Bourne-Francis’ enormous choux bun

Lorraine's Christmas cranberry, orange and white chocolate cake

Lorraine’s Christmas cranberry, orange and white chocolate cake

Kim Holgate's apricot and brandy Christmas cake

Kim Holgate’s apricot and brandy Christmas cake

Lianne O'Malley's igloo cake

Lianne O’Malley’s igloo cake

Little Lydia (and the Christmas cake!) from Kristin Burdsall

Little Lydia (and the Christmas cake!) from Kristin Burdsall

Liz Jarvis's Christmas shortbread cookies

Liz Jarvis’s Christmas shortbread cookies

Hazel Smithies' Christmas cake

Hazel Smithies’ Christmas cake

Haward family's chocolate Christmas cottage cake

Haward family’s chocolate Christmas cottage cake

Gill Saunders (and family) snowman cake pops

Gill Saunders (and family) snowman cake pops

Fiona Haward's stained glass window biscuits

Fiona Haward’s stained glass window biscuits

Emma Ellams' victoria sponge

Emma Ellams’ victoria sponge

Becky Shorting's Christmas cookies

Becky Shorting’s Christmas cookies

Becky Thorn's Christmas tree cakes

Becky Thorn’s Christmas tree cakes

Becky Thorn's gingerbread stars

Becky Thorn’s gingerbread stars

Chocolate carrot nutty cake by Victoria Ashley

Chocolate carrot nutty cake by Victoria Ashley

Christine (@afamilyday)'s reindeer

Christine (@afamilyday)’s reindeer

Adele Knight Christmas cupcakes

Adele Knight Christmas cupcakes

An interactive Christmas planner from Brighthouse - with tips from me!

Brighthouse

The lovely chaps at Brighthouse asked if I’d contribute to their interactive infographic based on a Christmas kitchen. Of course I agreed (I’m good like that) and the interactive kitchen is now live. There are loads of recipes and tips, and if you click on the bin (I know, right?) you’ll find my recipes to make the most of your Christmas leftovers.

Click on the fridge/freezer to find everything you need to know about organising your fridge over Christmas, and click on the turkey to find a hilarious Christmas dinner planner so you can plan your dinner to perfection too. You’ll even find the top 10 Christmas films to watch by clicking on the TV!

If you want to go and have a play, you’ll find the whole Brighthouse interactive infographic here.

Top tips for Christmas shopping

It’s the time of year when everyone hits the shops to find the perfect presents for friends and family. Only the very organised have already bought their presents by October, which means that most of us need a plan of action to make sure that we find everything we need, and enjoy the shopping process as much as possible. Here are our top tips for successful Christmas shopping:

  • Get there early – there are lots of reasons for getting up and getting to the shops as soon as possible. The first is parking: trying to park in a town centre after 10am on a Saturday before Christmas is almost impossible. To guarantee you get parked, get there early, even if you have to sit and have a coffee before the shops open (in fact, what a great way to start your shopping day!).
  • Wear layers – shopping in winter can be a chilly business. For ladies, trousers such as these Cotton Traders chinos or fleece lined trousers for a cold day, good quality women’s jackets and some good layers underneath are essential. That way, you can stay warm when you’re moving between shops, and deal with the warmer environment inside shops and restaurants whilst you’re buying.
  • Make a list – the most efficient way to get things done is to have a list of what you need to buy. That way, you can get all the essentials from men’s polo shirts for your Dad to the latest console games for your nephew as quickly as possible, leaving plenty of time to enjoy the lights and have a long lunch.
  • Go with someone – if you plan a shopping trip with someone else, you could be even more efficient than you thought. Split your lists, and you won’t even have to visit some of the stores to get your presents sorted – the other person can do it for you!
  • Choose comfortable shoes – Christmas shopping involves a lot of walking, particularly if you’re in a city. That’s why it makes sense to wear comfortable shoes so that you’re not hobbling around after the first hour. Of course, you could always start in your best shoes and just buy something more comfortable half-way round…

Above all, with limited shopping days left until Christmas, just get out there and get it done. Don’t forget to buy wrapping paper, bows, ribbon, sticky tape and all the other things you need to make your presents look exciting and enticing. And do treat yourself on the way round – after all, that’s what a shopping trip is for!

EMFT

How to make mince pies - step by step

Tree mince pie small

So Mr English is home and the Christmas preparations can begin in earnest. His favouritest thing in the whole world at Christmas time is a home made mince pie. If you’ve only ever bought them, you’re missing a trick - they’re very easy and they make the whole house smell divine. I love scenting the pastry with the zest and juice of a clementine, or you could try a teaspoon of cinnamon too, or just leave it plain - it’s your pie. Here’s what you’ll need:

200g cold butter

400g plain flour

1 tbsp caster sugar

Pinch salt

1 egg

1 clementine or tangerine, zest and juice (optional)

Cold water and a tablespoon (have them ready)

First, then, cut your butter into little cubes and pop it into the food processor with the flour, sugar and a pinch of salt:

Mix gently until it resembles breadcrumbs:

Now add the egg and the clementine juice and zest and let it continue stirring gently until the mixture just comes together. Add a couple of tablespoons of cold water as it’s coming together so you end up with a nice, soft dough. Obviously you can do this by hand if you don’t have a food processor.

Form the dough gently into two balls, clingfilm them and put them into the fridge for 20 mins. Don’t leave them too long - rock hard pastry is not the easiest thing to handle. One ball should make 12 pies.

Preheat the oven to 190 degrees/gas 5 and get ready to mess with your mincemeat. Now, don’t get me wrong - normal mincemeat in a jar is fine, but let’s face it, there’s not much in life that can’t be improved with a bit of alcohol (trust me, it’s not time that’s a great healer, it’s booze), so splosh some in: I’m loving Pedro Ximenez at the moment, but anything will do: port, cherry brandy, Cointreau - whatever you have to pep it up. I also add a handful of dried cranberries because I like the colour. I’m also partial to a glacé cherry or two. But don’t bother if you don’t want to.

So now, just roll the pastry out and use a cutter to make circles. Pop the circles gently into a muffin tin and put a scant teaspoon of your boozy mincemeat in each one. Don’t overfill or they’ll ooze everywhere and be very difficult to get out of the tin (sorry for the blurry picture - sticky hands) :

Now you can either cut out another slightly smaller circle to use as a lid, or just cut out something festive like a star or a tree, and pop on the top. Now, pass the whole kit and caboodle onto the Eggy Wash Department (you’ll need a small, willing child for this - just use a little lightly beaten egg to paint over the pies and add a sprinkle of sugar):

Bake for about 10 - 15 minutes and that’s it, you made pies! Give yourself a quick round of applause, then serve with more booze in the shape of some warm, mulled wine, or a lovely cup of tea. And now you’ve got into the swing of it, try mixing it up. The tree ones at the top were made in a deep-fill muffin pan with a plain cutter. Or try topping your pies with sponge mixture like my festive pastry cakey pies.

star mince pies

Pushchair Safety - Everything You Need to Know

Pushchairs are pretty much manna from heaven – imagine how difficult life would be without them! You’d have to carry little Isabella everywhere. As lovely as she is, the arms don’t half get tired and you can’t exactly juggle both her smiling self and those eight bags of shopping…

Basically, they’re great. You’re going to need one if you’ve got a little one on the way; it’s an essential piece of kit. Sadly, life would be a lot easier if buying a pushchair wasn’t so flaming difficult.

For starters, there’s plenty of stuff you have to consider. One thing you have to remember is that, for newborns, you need a pushchair that can recline all the way back, like a pram. Sitting up is simply unsuitable for very young ones.

Here’s a selection of info that you should arm yourself with before trekking over to Mothercare.

Look Into the Safety Features

Right, you really want to make sure the pushchair you’re buying is safe, don’t you? Of course you do. Under British law, all prams and pushchairs (it doesn’t matter if they’re new or used) must comply with the British Standard mark 7409.

To find out whether it has this certification, look for the mark saying “BS 7409”or “BS EN 1888”, or ask the seller about it. If it doesn’t, steer well clear!

Step on the Brakes

The next thing you need to look at is the brakes. Of course, when it comes to safety, these are pretty important! You definitely want good brakes.

The best brakes will be easy to apply – you will be using them rather a lot, after all – and will function well even on a steep gradient. Make sure you check the tyres frequently; wear can greatly affect how well the brakes work.

Lock, Stock and Barrel

Your chosen pushchair should have two locks; these make sure it stays open properly while you’re strolling around with Bobby in the seat! You probably don’t want it closing when he’s sitting there, happily minding his own business.

To see examples of pushchairs with good locking devices, visit www.koochi.co.uk.

Belt Up

The safety harness is also incredibly important – falling out of the pushchair as you walk along the river might make for an entertaining anecdote later on, but it’ll be pretty stressful at the time!

A decent harness should go around the waist, through the legs, and over the shoulders for maximum security. Much like a prison.

Stand Up Straight

Our last point is a simple one – check how stable your chosen pushchair is. Walk it around the shop a bit or take it for a spin down the round to see how well it handles. You might want to put something in the seat to create the weight of a bairn in there.

Make sure you never put loads of shopping on the handles when taking little Hildegard out for the groceries; this can cause the pushchair to tip up.

Festive cranberry and clementine curd - perfect pie filling for mincemeat haters

Cranberry and clementine curdIf you’re thinking about baking mince pies this Christmas (you’ll find my clementine and mincemeat cakey pie recipe here), we should really spare a thought for all those mincemeat haters. When you’re popping your pies in the oven, leave a couple of the pastry shells empty (or indeed just make a whole batch of shells), scrunch up a square of greaseproof paper and pop in a handful of baking beans.

When you take your mince pies out of the oven you’ll have a few extra shells ready to fill with something non-mincemeaty. For a festive option, why not try making my cranberry and clementine curd? Double the quantity and buy some nice clip-top jars (I got mine from jarsandbottles-store.co.uk) and it makes a fabulous gift too.

You will need:

300g pack fresh or frozen cranberries

4 clementines

100g butter

150g caster sugar

2 large free range eggs plus 1 extra yolk

Put the whole pack of cranberries into a saucepan. Peel a couple of big strips of zest off each of the clementines and add that in too, then squeeze them and pour in the juice. Bring the mixture to the boil, then allow it to gently simmer for about five minutes or until the cranberries are soft.

Take it off the heat and pour it into a sieve over a bowl. Give the mixture a good squish to get as much juice out as possible, then measure the juice back into the saucepan. You need 6 tablespoons of juice - if you don’t have enough, add a bit more clementine or lime juice.

Add in the butter and caster sugar and stir gently on a low heat until the butter is all melted and the sugar has dissolved.

Meanwhile, in a clean bowl, whisk the eggs and yolk until well combined (if you’re being restauranty here, you can sift the egg to remove any lumps of white).

Take the juice/butter mixture and gently pour a little bit into the egg, whisking all the time, then a bit more, then a bit more, until you’ve combined about half of it with the eggs.

Pop that lot back into the saucepan and keep whisking and gently cooking until the mixture thickens enough to coat the back of the spoon. If it’s really not going to thicken, you can help it along by popping in another egg yolk and whisking again until it does. Remember it will continue to thicken as it cools.

If you’re potting it up, make sure your jars are sterilised (good sterilising advice from my friend Mammy’s Kitchen right here), but if you’re using it straight away, or pouring it into a tart case, let it cool a bit, remembering to stir it occasionally to keep it from getting a skin on. When it’s about room temperature, pour it into the pastry case and pop into the fridge to cool.

A sealed jar will keep for a good few weeks in the fridge, but opened jars should be eaten within about a week.

Cranberries and clementines

Christmas shopping tips for Gatwick and a pupster update

Lyra 4 months

So little Lyra is just four months old now and growing fast. Since our last update she’s really cracked the house training thing and actually whines at the back door now to go out. Trouble is, if we don’t know she’s there, she’ll still piddle on the doormat, but hey, pretty impressive for four months. She adores the boys and showers them with kisses every time she sees them (and a few nibbles - we’re STILL working on that).

We’ve also attended our first puppy class (‘HEEL!’) during which I went through about a kilo of sausage, but did succeed in completing a successful recall exercise and getting her to sit. Woohoo!

Work wise it’s been really busy. I’m really sad that my partnership with the Sunday Times Ultimate Cookbook has now finished. You can find all the posts here if you want to catch up. The dinner party one is particularly fab. Chocolate nemesis baby!

I’ve also been working with London Gatwick Airport to provide families with Christmas shopping tips - here’s the finished article - I’m pretty proud of it, got to be honest!

A Cost and Time Efficient Christmas: Shopping Tips for Busy Mums

As a busy wife and mum to two, Becky Wiggins (aka English Mum) shares her advice for getting ahead of the impending Christmas present buying panic:

First things first: make a plan: grab a pen and paper (old school!), write a list of people you need to buy for and have a think about your budget per person. Then stick to it! Consider cash as that helps avoid overspend. Keep the list handy so you can note down any gift ideas next to each person if you think of any.

Take time to sit down with your kids and write letters to Santa. It’s a lovely tradition and will give you great insight into the sort of presents they’re after - even if your budget won’t really stretch to a pony this year (again).

If you’d prefer to cram it all into one mammoth shopping day, start early. If you can, pick a midweek day and stick to your list. Oh, and it goes without saying to try and pick a date before Christmas Eve.

If you are shopping early, be on top of the present hiding. There’s nothing worse than gifts being discovered before the big day - be creative: use empty suitcases, boxes in the garage or even high kitchen cupboards!

If you’re travelling before Christmas, use airport waiting time to make the most of the favourable prices vs the high street and the fabulous shops all under one roof. Gatwick in particular has a good line up having just opened a raft of stores including a new Harrods Department Store, Aspinal of London, Hugo Boss, Mango, Superdry and Ernest Jones (plus Zara, Victoria’s Secret, Fat Face, Snow + Rock and Ted Baker arriving early December). They also offer a ‘voucher passport’ with a range of special offers and a free ‘Shop Fly and Collect’ service, meaning you can go to town on buying big gifts or stocking fillers. You simply leave shopping bags at the airport and pick them up on your return!

Whilst abroad, consider buying a few gifts to bring home: local wines, soaps, pastries and cheese (if you don’t mind stinking out your suitcase) make wonderful presents, especially if you’re not certain on people’s tastes. Just step away from the castanets.

If you’re buying for teenagers, gift vouchers are your friend. In the run up to Christmas, I add a gift voucher into my shopping basket every week. It spreads the load and no teen will sneer at iTunes or Top Shop vouchers.

Get baking: there’s no rule that says you have to buy your presents. Home made presents show that you’ve really thought about the recipient, so bake an extra couple of Christmas cakes, knock up a batch of boozy mince pies or make chocolates, lemon curd or chutney.

Think quality rather than quantity. We’ve cut down on the amount of silly stocking fillers that cost money and were discarded by Boxing Day. Favourite shower gels, shampoos and chocolate bars are all great stocking fillers that you can stock up on in the weeks leading up to Christmas.

Have a couple of small emergency presents handy: wrap a nice box of chocolates or a scented candle just in case guests arrive at the door bearing gifts. There’s nothing more awkward than receiving an unexpected gift so be prepared with a backup. On the plus side, if you don’t give them away you get a surprise extra pressie for yourself.

And finally, give your children a small budget to buy something for each other (or for you) - it’s lovely for them to experience the joy of present giving!

In other news, Sam has got his first uni offer - much excitement! - and Charlie is working hard towards his GCSEs and going to multiple gigs in London. This pleases me as I’ve always been a fan of spending money on experiences over material things.

Latest Instagrams have included this little beauty.. Emiliana Novas Gran Reserva which smells exactly like black jelly babies and is absolutely delicious.

Next up, I’m working on the brand new Big Christmas Bakeoff and some wine and cheese matches as well as loads of new wine recommendations. Watch this space!!

My Christmas food TV planner 2013

Christmas wine (image via Sunsetlily on Flickr)

If you’re anything like me, the best bit of the build up to Christmas is all the lovely food shows on the telly. I have all the Nigella Christmas shows recorded and love having them playing in the background while I’m working. I also like all the programmes on Good Food (look out for Rachel Allen’s Christmas Cake Diaries) and Food Network UK (especially Barefoot Contessa - I love the way she says ‘budderrrrr’). If you’re going to be setting your TV box to record this Christmas, here are a few you shouldn’t miss. I’ve arranged them in date order - hopefully that’s more convenient than by channel:

Food Network: Rosemary Shrager’s Classic Christmas: Saturday 14th December, midday

Not sure if this is new (I think so) but it does look good.

BBC2: Tom Kerridge Cooks Christmas: Monday 16th December, 8.30pm

Following on from his amazing Proper Pub Food, Tom turns his considerable skills to Christmas dinner. Only half an hour? But we LOVE Tom Kerridge!!

BBC2: The Great British Bakeoff Christmas Special: Tuesday 17th December, 8pm

Not a huge bakeoff fan, but I do love Mary Berry. Definitely worth a watch.

BBC2: Food and Drink Christmas Special: Wednesday 18th December, 8pm

Apparently they’re bringing Food and Drink back for a new series next year. Mary Berry features in this one too.

BBC2: The 12 Drinks of Christmas: Thursday 19th December, 9pm

Alexander Armstrong and Giles Coren are brothers-in-law, apparently. This is their countdown to the best drinks of the festive season.

Channel 4: Gordon Ramsay’s Festive Home Cooking, starts: Friday 20th December, 8pm

If you missed his original Home Cooking series, you should try and find it on catch up. It’s fabulous. Really looking forward to this.

ITV: Let’s do Christmas… with Gino and Mel (daily), starts Sunday 15th December, ends Christmas Eve.

Mr English loves Gino and Mel. They have a great 0n-screen relationship and do have a great giggle. I thought Gino was doing a Christmas spesh too, but I can’t find it anywhere.

And for after Christmas, there’s Jamie’s Festive Feast on 30th December at 8pm on Channel 4.

If anyone’s got any that I’ve missed, please do let me know and I’ll add them in!

 

 

English Mum’s Big Christmas Bakeoff 2013

Yeo Valley goodie bag

So once upon a time, back in… ooooh… 2010, I did this competition called The Great Cupcake Challenge. The entries were fab, and encouraged by this, the competition morphed into English Mum’s Big Bakeoff, (yes, before that one on the telly) and since then we’ve had various different ones, including the ‘baked with love’ bakeoff for Valentine’s Day, an Autumn bakeoff and even a fresh bread bakeoff. My fave, though, has always been the Christmas one.

So without further ado, I give you… The Big Christmas Bakeoff 2013!!

The Rules

As usual, there really are no rules, and since the ‘send English Mum a piece of your entry for testing’ rule was scrapped (dammit) these are the only ones that remain:

1. You actually must have baked something yourself (although see below re: sneaky rule breaking) - doesn’t need to have been specifically for the bakeoff though.

2. You must take a picture (there’s none of those dodgy ‘I baked it, but then I ate it’ excuses…). The picture MUST be of your baking and MUST be original (I do check them!).

3. Email it to me at english[dot]towers[at]gmail[dot]com, telling me what it is and who you are. Entries must be received by midnight on the closing date (see below).

The Cheaty Bit

Hey, it’s Christmas, and any bit of Christmassy cookery is basically fair game. And I do like a healthy bit of skulduggery amongst friends, so any entertaining reason why your entry should be considered will be looked upon favourably. For example, if your trifle is beautiful, but obviously not exactly baked, let me know. I’m a flexible type and I’ll probably allow it. No lying though.

Okay, a bit of lying then, but not too much…

The Social Media Bit

If you’re a blogger, please link back to this post, and if you’re on Facebook or a tweeter or Instagrammer, please use the hashtag #bigChristmasbakeoff - if you’re none of the above, then just ignore this bit completely.

The Exciting Bit!

Those lovely little pixies down on the farm at Yeo Valley have very kindly agreed to give the winner a copy of their brand new cookbook. The Great British Farmhouse Cookbook, plus a lovely cool bag full of delicious Yeo Valley goodies!

The Inspirationy Bit

Get that camera or phone out and snap a picture of your home made mince pies, your festive cupcakes or your Grandma’s old Christmas cake recipe. Or maybe you can have a go at my jaffa cake Christmas trees, or some cranberry and pistachio biscotti. Whatever floats your boat.

And don’t think you have so be some sort of uber super duper food stylist. The bakeoff is all about the fun.

The Judgy Bit

Entries will be displayed in one enormous blog post and accompanied by the usual descent into hysteria while I wrestle with pixels and uploading and all that other complicated stuff. Follow me on twitter (@englishmum) to witness the carnage as it happens.

The very lovely Catriona from the very popular Irish food blog Wholesome Ireland has very foolishly kindly agreed to be our judge this year. You can find her on Twitter @wholesomeIE if you want to attempt a bit of online judge tampering. The judge’s decision is final. No arguing. She’s an Irish mammy y’know, she’ll take none of that boldness.

So that’s it, then. You’ve got loads of time, plenty of inspiration, and some very ambiguous rules. Let’s get baking!

English Mum's Big Christmas Bakeoff!

The Small Printy Bit

This competition is open to everyone in the UK and Ireland. No age limit. The closing date will be Wednesday 18th December at midnight. There is no cash alternative to the prize. If you’re outside of the UK and want to enter, please feel free. If you win, I’ll mail you the cookbook but I’m afraid the yogurt won’t travel!

 

How to look great at work: stay on-trend and look great in the office this season

Looking great at work and keeping up with the latest trends can sometimes be a difficult balance to get right. The autumn/winter 2012/13 catwalks, however, had plenty of styles that were perfect for looking sharp and on-trend in the office.

Oversized tailoring is back for another season and this time it’s bigger than ever – take last year’s trend and double the size. It can be easy to swamp your body shape in large, boxy blazers, but luckily belted waistlines are also back and are great for emphasising your curves.

Androgyny is also in fashion this season and works perfectly with tailoring. Think cigarette trousers – perfect for balancing the big blazer – and white shirts, but ditch the brogues. Add some chunky heels to your outfit instead to lengthen your legs and give you a subtle, feminine boost. Beware of sky-high stilettos, though: these are definitely not in favour this winter.

If you prefer a softer silhouette, the romance trend is ideal for you. Floaty hemlines, winter florals, feathers and dainty necklaces all fall under this category. This is all about delicate and flowing lines, so leave the androgynous white shirts at home and opt for a pussy-bow blouse instead.

This trend works perfectly with the expensive luxe fabrics that are also in vogue right now. Consider silk, velvet and cashmere pieces; or if this trend isn’t usually your style, it can easily be adapted with a few key leather staples. A pussy-bow blouse works fantastically well with a leather skirt or trousers (faux or real) or, if a floral dress has caught your eye instead, a leather jacket will give it some edge and create a look that’s truly classic and completely up to date.

If your workplace has a more relaxed dress code, then now is definitely the time to step out of your comfort zone and embrace the trend for bold prints. In particular, zigzags, florals and oriental prints are firmly back in favour and there are plenty of items adorned with these patterns to choose from. Pair a bold printed dress with a statement bib necklace and your outfit will be bang on-trend.

There are so many great styles around this season that you might want to consider signing up for a credit card online to make your next shopping trip all the more convenient. Apply for a credit card online with American Express and you can benefit from a range of exclusive membership perks, as well as treating yourself to a brand new wardrobe.

EMFT

Win a six month Rosetta Stone language course

Rosetta Stone

So donning my Santa hat once more, I’ve got another lovely giveaway for you all. This would be a fab present for those who love to travel and explore new countries. Or maybe you’d like to keep it for yourself and learn to chat away with the locals next time you’re away? It’s also a really fab thing to do as a family - I’ve had a go myself and it’s really quite easy - you can listen and repeat and the app will tell you if you’re pronouncing it correctly.

All you have to do is visit Rosetta Stone’s website, then leave a comment and tell me which language you’d like to learn and why. The winner will receive an online 6 month language course of their choice.

For a bonus entry, send a tweet to @englishmum and @RosettaStoneUK saying which language you’d like to learn, using the hashtag #RosettaMum and comment to confirm that you’ve done so.

Usual English Mum competition rules apply. This giveaway ends at 9am on Tuesday 10th December 2013. New commenters please note that your comment won’t show until it has been moderated. Winner will be chosen at random. Good luck!

 

**This giveaway is now closed. Thank you for all your entries - congratulations to winner Beth Gurney! **

The Sunday Times Ultimate Cookbook - part 4: dinner party

The Ultimate Cookbook - Part 4 - front cover

Sadly, this weekend is the last in the series of the fabulous Sunday Times Ultimate Cookbook. I’ve really enjoyed being given a sneak peek at all the fabulous recipes in the series and trying out cooking some new (and famous) recipes. So far, we’ve had The Sunday Lunch edition, Quick Eats, and Brunch and Baking and this week, going out with a bang (literally - read on), it’s time for the dinner party edition.

I love entertaining, but if you’re attempting a recipe with any kind of wow factor, you need to know that you’re not going to spend the entire evening in the kitchen, missing out on spending time with your guests. The cleverest dinner party recipes are those that look impressive without being too complicated and time consuming. This collection has been cleverly compiled to reflect the very best of that ethos.

Michael Caines’ curried carrot soup makes a delicious starter (and a nice family supper with a big pile of crusty bread too, I would imagine), and gorgeous Nigella’s (#teamNigella) wonderful coca cola baked ham is my go-t0 recipe for our Christmas ham joint. Gordon Ramsay’s cherry clafoutis recipe includes a batter that you can make the day before, meaning you’re ready to pop out to the kitchen, pour the batter and bake, then dash back to your guests.

But wait, just wait until you’ve checked out the lush, velvety fabulousness of The River Café’s Chocolate Nemesis. Not quite a cake, but not really a mousse either, there’s enough whisking and stirring to make you feel like you’ve made an effort, but you serve it cool which means you can make it in advance.

Now for my confession. It was all going so well - eggs whipped to fluffy lightness, chocolate and butter melted, syrup done… mixed and into the oven, baked to perfection and then…

Reader, I dropped it.

Dropped chocolate nemesis cake

Totally my own fault. The recipe clearly says ‘leave to cool in the tin before turning out’ and I just didn’t see it. I tried to balance it on a tin to push the loose base up, realised the base was still bloody hot, fumbled…

And the whole lot fell over. I honestly could have cried.

Still, plopped into a bowl and lavished with cream it was still utterly delicious. Soft and dense and moussey in texture. You live and learn, eh?

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Review: the new Tesco Finest range

Finest sides

Left to right: goose fat roast potatoes, honey roasted carrots and parsnips, sea salt and black pepper wedges

So just in time for the festive season, Tesco have given their high-end Finest range a bit of a makeover and introduced lots of new products.

Now you might never buy a ready meal, or you might cook one every night, but there’s no denying the market for them is huge. I often leave them for the boys if I’m going to be away and don’t trust them to cook something proper for themselves. We had a massive tasting session and tried a few of the products for you (you’re welcome) and I have to say, we were generally impressed.

Tesco Finest traditional lasagne (£5.00)

This is made with Aberdeen Angus beef and outdoor bred pork and was very tasty. Not much different to the normal Tesco lasagne, but obviously with better quality ingredients, which would tempt me to buy it.

Tesco Finest venison cottage pie (£5.00)

This was absolutely, hands down the nicest thing we tested. The wild venison is cooked in a really rich, delicately spiced red wine with just a touch of sweetness. Absolutely delicious.

Tesco Finest outdoor bred pork sausages (£3.29)

Bit divided on these - I loved them, but the boys thought the skin was too tough. Meaty and savoury with no gristle, which is always a bit yucky, and not swimming with fat when you cook them either.

Tesco Finest sea salt and black pepper wedges (£2.60)

Very nice - easy to just whip off the lid and just bake in the oven - nice and fluffy but not quite salty or peppery enough for some of us.

Tesco Finest roast potatoes with goose fat (£2.60)

These took quite a long time to cook, and didn’t look as though they were going to be that good, but when cooked they crisped up and were really fluffy in the centre. Yum.

Tesco Finest honey roasted carrots and parsnips (£2.60)

Nice big chunks of carrot and parsnip with lots of red onion and a tasty herby buttery sauce. Delicious, but you’ll need two packs to serve four.

Tesco Finest pea and woodfired smoked pancetta ravioli

Oh my word, these big fat ravioli were absolutely delicious. The stuffing was creamy and soft with a lovely hint of smokiness from the pancetta and sweetness from the peas. These things last forever in the fridge and are well worth keeping as a clever supper standby. Yummy.

Our verdict: we couldn’t find the ones we really wanted to try - the a la carte venison lasange (£6) but if the cottage pie is anything to go by, I bet it’s delicious, or the Mexican bento box (£3.85), but what we did try was really good quality. If you like to have a quick, ready meal in the fridge for when you can’t be bothered to cook, but care about what goes into it, this range is perfect. Look out for some of the lovely Finest snacks and nuts they’ve got in store now as well - scrummy.

Click here for more info on the new Tesco Finest range.

 

The big Christmas gift guide: terrific pressies for teenagers

So next to get the Big Christmas Gift Guide treatment are your gorgeous teenagers.

Onesie

First up are the frankly fantastic All in One Company who hand make their fabulous quality onesies in Northumberland. They very kindly asked me for Charlie’s measurements and made him a special onesie with his choice of purple camo polar fleece. He’s absolutely delighted with it because, hey, there’s not another one in the world that’s exactly the same. You can also give All in One Company gift vouchers so that people can design their very own onesie, and they also have an adorable baby section (check it out - the cuteness!)

ColgateColgate’s new ProClinical A1500 electrical toothbrush is a bit more practical but makes a really cool present (and what teenager doesn’t love looking in the mirror let’s face it). It’s a really clever gadget with sensors that automatically adjust the speed and cleaning action of the brush depending on how it’s held in the mouth, and cleans using sonic vibration (32,500 strokes per minute!) to really attack that plaque. It also comes with a spare brush head so more than one person can use it, which is handy. RRP is £169.99 but it’s on a less than half price offer in Boots at the moment!

SchollScholl have got a really nice ColourPop manicure set which is like the the professional shaping machines you find in salons. It’s got lots of different filing and shaping heads and is rechargeable too. The little polishing head is useful if you’re not wearing nail varnish to give your nails a lovely shine. Nifty. (RRP £24.99)

Toni & GuyTONI&GUY have got loads of amazing hairdryers and gadgets out in lovely kits this Christmas including Twist and Crimp (RRP £50) with which apparently - if you’re clever - it’s possible to crimp the underneath of your hair to give it more volume, or go all out 70s and crimp the whole lot, or the Reverse Conical wand for gorgeous casual waves and curls. We love these as they’re all in beautiful packaging and look really special.

The SnowmanThe Snowman is a Christmas classic (30 years young!) and Build a Bear have bought out a special toy this Christmas, perfect for younger teens with a soft spot for film. He retails at £18 and is actually really gorgeous - you can buy him online or go into a Build a Bear store for the full stuffing experience! There’ll be a few adults that would rather like him too, we think!

Diva & Me

Excuse the weird ear-selfie, but if you’re looking for beautiful, unique jeweller - for teenagers or anyone else, frankly - look no further than lovely Diva & Me who sent me these gorgeous 14k gold opalite earrings which literally change colour depending on the light - anything from the darkest purple to very light, almost translucent violet. The gold setting is a delicate ‘hand crocheted’ design - have a look at it close up on the website, it’s absolutely amazing. I adore them, and I’m really not a jewellery person.

LifeproofLifeproof do AMAZING iPad and iPhone cases that make them completely waterproof, shockproof and even mudproof, rendering their gadget pretty much indestructible. Once sealed (it does take a bit of time to fit, plus you have to test it, but all the instructions are in the box and the test kit is enclosed), it is shock proof from two metres with an IP level of 68, whatever that is, and is so waterproof it can actualy be used as an underwater camera. Brilliant.

Stocking filler wise, I’m always keen to keep away from any sort of useless plastic crap that will be broken by Boxing Day, so we concentrate on anything yummy or useful. The boys get through tons of the Lynx shower gel and shampoo, especially the Apollo scent, so these are always a winner. We love all the Cadbury Christmas chocolate, especially the Winter Wonderland bar. Yum! and Kleenex‘s lovely Winter Originals Christmas pocket tissue packs are cute and handy too.

Kleenex Winter Originals

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The big Christmas gift guide: creative gifts for cooks

Chocolat

So following on from fab pressies for foodies, this time it’s the turn of the cook in your life. Don’t immediately discount cookery books as the safe option, there are some fabulous cookbooks out there at this time of year.

The wonderful Eric Lanlard, Master Pâtissier and all-round creative genius has brought out a gorgeous book, perfect for any chocolate lover: Chocolat: Seductive Recipes for Bakes, Desserts, Truffles and Other Treats is stuffed full of every chocolate recipe you could ever want, plus it looks stunning. The perfect gift.

Sybil Kapoor

The Great British Vegetable Cookbook by Sybil Kapoor is full of really inventive vegetable recipes - both as accompaniments to main meals and as delicious meals in their own right. It’s wonderfully inspirational when you’re planning meals and would make a lovely gift for a veggie or meat eater.

Another of my favourite books of the year is A Good Egg: a year of recipes from an urban hen-keeper - by Genevieve Taylor. Perfect for anyone who yearns for the simple things - cooking simple, delicious dinners made with produce from your garden and eggs from hens pecking in the yard. It reminds me of classic Nigella books as it’s a lovely read as well as having some really gorgeous recipes. A bedside book, I’d call it. Inspirational.

Breville AuroraI must admit I did once get very cross with Mr English for buying me a breadmaker for Christmas. It was when we’d first got together and I thought it was the most unromantic gift I’d ever received. Now, of course, I’d be delighted with a gorgeous appliance and I’ve got my eye on this very pretty pearly Breville Aurora toaster to go with my glossy cream kitchen units.

Denhay Drum

 

 

Next up is cheeeeese! No Christmas is complete without cheese and this one is really special (and extensively tested by me. You’re welcome). The Denhay Dorset Drum of cheddar is a real showstopper and packs a bit of punch, flavour wise. Denhay have now decided to focus all their attention on their bacon, so this is the last time you’ll be able to buy it. Snap one up online (from £25 + p&p) .

Knightor Brut NV from Cornwall

For something really special, how about a bottle of English Knightor Brut NV sparkling wine from Cornish winery Knightor. We gave it a try and it really is the perfect festive fizz - light, fruity (peachy?) and with lovely, almost creamy bubbles. You can buy it online, priced £27 from www.knightor.com. Gorgeous.

Experiences make really interesting gifts too. Why not treat your favourite chef/chefette to a course at Padstow Seafood School. They have a fab range of courses starting at £95 for a half day course. Gift cards are available and can be posted direct with a personalised message (they have no expiry date). Check out rickstein.com/seafood-school for details.

MoninAnd for little stocking fillers? Check out Monin’s gorgeous gingerbread syrup (yummy in coffee, but equally good poured over pancakes or even as an ingredient in cakes), or why not wrap up a couple of Very Lazy’s little pots - the Smoked Chopped Garlic, Smoked Chopped Chillies (our favourite - amazing on pizzas) and Fire-Roasted Sliced Chillies are really interesting and useful - what more could you ask for?!

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