Romantic steak dinner anyone?

Win a Farmers Choice ‘Love Steak’ package for Valentine’s Day

So Valentine’s Day is coming up fast and even if, like Mr English, you’re not the whole flowers and chocolates romantic type, an amazing steak is the perfect way to celebrate with the one (or ones) you love. My lovely chums Farmer’s Choice are offering you the chance to win a really amazing Farmers Choice ‘Love Steak’ pack, containing two 250g fillet steaks, two 250g sirloin steaks, two 325g t-bone steaks and two 400g wing rib steaks, so basically everything you need for several romantic dinners, not just one!

To be in with a chance to win, all you have to do is tell me what your ideal Valentine’s Day dinner is. Remember if you’re a first time commenter on English Mum, your comment won’t show up straight away.

There are also a couple of ways to increase your chances of winning: for one bonus entry, just like Farmers Choice on Facebook. Leave a separate comment to confirm that you’ve done so and this will be counted as an extra entry.

For a further bonus entry, follow @FarmersChoiceUK on Twitter. Leave a separate comment to confirm that you’ve done so and this will be counted as an extra entry. Usual English Mum competition rules apply. This giveaway ends at 9am on 9th February (to give us time to get the prize to the winner in time for Valentine’s Day) . Winner will be chosen at random. Good luck!

Mismatched and marvellous - my new Emma Bridgewater teapot

So I think I told you a while back about my latest obsession about all things mismatched in the crockery cupboard. I’ve been adding to my collection with a few bits - always making sure they’ve got a touch of blue to keep everything together. My goal is to slowly Ebay off all my matching plates and cups and end up with a completely mismatching collection. I think that could take a while, to be honest. Then recently, the lovely people at Emma Bridgewater sent me this AMAZING starry skies teapot:

Emma Bridgewater teapot

Emma Bridgewater Starry Skies teapot

It’s been a bit of a lifechanger since it arrived actually and suddenly everyone’s really keen to make the tea (unheard of in this house).

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Chocolate brownie sandwich castles

Castle brownie sandwiches for Justin and the Knights of Valour

I’m not hugely creative when I’m baking. I tend to prefer substance over style (ie, a really big cake over anything too delicate or fiddly). So when the lovely chaps promoting the DVD and Blu-ray release of the new film ‘Justin and the Knights of Valour‘ asked me to make them some knighty/castley kind of cakes to celebrate its release, I was a bit worried.

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Toad in the hole

Easy step by step toad in the hole

Oh the rain! I just think it’s gone away and it comes back again. The pupster pings around the house like a lunatic if she doesn’t get out an about so it’s wellies and hat on and out into the wet and cold I go.

Of course, this calls for a comforting, winter dinner (any excuse) and what better than a scrummy toad in the hole with lashings of onion gravy.

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My piece in the Visit Guernsey brochure 2014

So as you’ll probably remember, Mr English and I had a wonderful few days in Guernsey earlier this year. Recently, the lovely chaps at Visit Guernsey asked if I would be interested in contributing to their 2014 brochure and of course I was delighted. They’ve just sent me my page and I’m so delighted with it, I asked if I could share it with you. Isn’t it amazing? The styling is fabulous and I’m so proud and pleased to have been asked. Do try and get over to Guernsey very soon, it really is a beautiful place.

Guernsey Brochure page 2014

Weekend baking: easy, step by step chocolate chip peanut cookies

Chocolate chip peanut cookies smallLiving with two teenage bottomless pits, I tend to do a lot of baking. I’m not for a minute trying to make out it’s some kind of chore - there’s nothing I like better than pottering about in a sunny kitchen - radio on, dog bimbling around at my feet. I bake these cookies a lot, sometimes with the addition of oats (you can find my oaty chocolate chip version here), or sometimes like this: plain, squidgy, and with lots of chocolate. I happened to have a bit of dark and a bit of white chocolate left over, but add in whatever you have. The peanut version are my favourite as I love the crunch it gives them. I got sent some cute little packs of Chikas peanuts which are hand toasted so I popped a whole pack in (40g):

125g butter

150g brown sugar

1 egg

1 tsp vanilla extract

200g plain flour

100g chocolate, chopped

Couple of handfuls of peanuts

So cream the butter, then add the sugar and beat together until it’s really light. Add the egg and vanilla and beat again until pale and fluffy. Stir in the flour until it’s just combined, then add the chopped chocolate and nuts.

Dollop the mixture in spoonfuls onto a baking tray. I used a tablespoon but I have also been known to use an ice cream scoop to make really massive cookies.

Ice cream scoop

Bake at 180/gas 4 for about 10-12 minutes. Don’t overcook them as you want them really lovely and soft in the middle. Serve while still warm with a nice cup of tea.

Holidays for millionaires - luxury private islands

Private chefs, premium yachts and luxury spa treatments alongside crystal clear blue waters, hot white sand and palm trees… The lovelies at EuroJackpot have pulled together a collection of five fabulous private island holidays. Which one would take your fancy if you could splash the cash on a once in a lifetime trip?

Song Saa

Song Saa Island

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Located off the South coast of Cambodia, Song Saa island offers a holiday that could easily be compared to a trip to paradise – but only if you can afford it! The luxurious hotel resort has huge villas with private pools, free wi-fi and all-inclusive food and drink from their world-class head chef. The island also offers watersports on the beach, or spa treatments and boutiques for those who would rather take it easy.

Calivigny

Calivigny

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Calivigny Island is yet another hotspot for those looking for a lavish and luxurious break. Found in the Caribbean with views of the Atlantic and Caribbean oceans, the six beaches of the small island should provide enough space for getting away from it all and soaking up the sun. The island’s accommodation options include a beach house hotel for 20 guests, a selection of suites on the water or beach-side bungalows and two bedroom cottages for even more privacy.

Turtle Island

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The lush Turtle Island in Fiji is another option for millionaires looking to take some time out on a private island. It wasn’t chosen as the location for the 1980 film Blue Lagoon for nothing – as well as being the actual location of the blue lagoon itself, its picturesque beaches, stunning jungle and calm blue waters all make it an ultimate paradisiacal destination. They employ personal ‘Client Managers’ who are tasked with making sure each individual has a holiday that is tailored to them and their needs – so you can expect the utmost service and treatment.

Necker Island

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Necker Island, owned by Richard Branson, is another potential stop-off for a travel-hungry millionaire. Found in the British Virgin Islands, it can only accommodate up to 30 adults at a time, so a stay is truly exclusive and private. With so few guests, it’s likely that you’ll have the pick of the island’s beaches, watersports and spa facilities – unless you want to bring a few friends along and book the entire island for yourselves!

House in the Sea on Towan Island

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While it may be breaking with the exotic traditional of Caribbean and far-flung locations, this private island in Cornwall is a luxury getaway a little closer to home. Known as the House in the Sea, the mini island is connected to the mainland via a private gated bridge, so peace and quiet is guaranteed. The house itself can accommodate up to 6 guests, and is contemporarily decorated with a bar room, deluxe bedrooms and en suites, a fully equipped kitchen and two separate decks for sunbathing or gazing out onto the amazing sea view. A BBQ is also included, but there are many foodie hotspots in nearby Padstow that may take your fancy instead.

If these stunning luxury retreats on private islands around the world have inspired you to save up for an extravagant holiday of your own, why not try a flutter on the EuroJackpot lotto? Fingers crossed that a jackpot comes your way to help out with saving for a trip of a lifetime!

My first job of 2014: laser tattoo removal

Tattoo

So.. out with the old and in with the new and all that. In my case, it’s going to be off with the old as I’ve finally decided to get rid of my hideous tattoo. I’ve hated it almost since I had it done - about twenty years ago. It was supposed to be an abstract, Celtic design, but it’s always looked more like a wonky fat lady with a very small head whenever I look at it. Every holiday when I pop on a bikini, it makes me so miserable. It’s just not me at all and now I’m a mum of teenagers it seems even worse, for some reason. I really hate it.

I always thought laser removal was really expensive, but recently saw something on the TV which made me think about it again so I gave it a Google and lo! It’s a lot cheaper than I thought. I found a clinic in Milton Keynes reassuringly called ‘Disappear‘ and started up an email conversation with a very lovely therapist called Melissa. She was pretty positive she could help me (black is easier to get rid of, pastel colours nearly impossible), so arranged to visit her at her clinic for a consultation. There was a reassuring amount of medical questions and paperwork, and then we did a couple of practice zaps.

Today I went for my first treatment. I’m not going to lie, it’s unpleasant. It feels kind of like being pinged with a hot elastic band, and then there are a couple of seconds of stinging afterwards. Melissa uses cryo-somethingorother which blows cold air onto you while she’s working, and that really takes the edge off. Still, if I can tolerate it, then anyone can. She thinks I’ll need maybe four sessions (it’s not an exact science) and they have to be about eight weeks apart. I’ve got after care instructions and should start to see proper results within a couple of weeks. I am BEYOND excited.

Here’s my before pic. Can I just point out that it is IMPOSSIBLE to take a picture of the small of your back without contorting yourself into incredibly weird positions? You’re welcome.

Melissa also does non-surgical facelifts - maybe I’ll treat myself after I’ve had this done. New Year, new me!

Guest post: things you may not know about Cerebral Palsy

When a child is diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy, it can be incredibly hard to come to terms with. The future may seem wildly uncertain but help is always on hand for the journey.

Where questions exist here are just a few answers:

What Cerebral Palsy ISN’T

Cerebral Palsy isn’t a disease
Cerebral Palsy is not contagious. It is not communicable. It is a disorder that (in most cases) is caused by damage to the brain, which cannot be spread by human contact.

Cerebral Palsy isn’t curable
The injury and damage to the brain is permanent, and will never be cured, however symptoms and associative conditions can be managed through treatment and therapy. An individual diagnosed with CP will have the condition their whole life.

Cerebral Palsy isn’t progressive
CP is the result of a one-time brain injury and will not produce further degeneration of the brain. Although brain damage will not worsen, issues with muscles can improve or decline under different circumstances.

Cerebral Palsy doesn’t define who a person is
For the individual with cerebral palsy, the condition is part of what makes them who they are but it doesn’t have to define them There will be daily challenges to face, but many are conquerable. There has been a great challenge in providing awareness and funding for people with this disability, and therefore CP is often met with pity or fear. There’s no denying that Cerebral Palsy is tough however people with CP can achieve great things with the right support behind them.

What Cerebral Palsy IS

Cerebral Palsy is a blanket term
The name Cerebral Palsy isn’t a specific illness and can relate to many different symptoms and disorders. The one thing they all have in common is the damage or abnormal development of the brain that usually occurs due to a birth injury.
Depending on the location or severity of the injury, CP manifests in 3 main ways:
• Spastic Cerebral Palsy – affecting the muscles in the limbs
• Athetoid – resulting in jerky, uncontrolled body movements
• Ataxic – causing poor coordination, unsteadiness on the feet, problems with precise movements.

Cerebral palsy is the most common physical impairment in childhood
It is estimated that Cerebral Palsy affects about one in 400 children in the UK and is up to 10 times more likely if your baby is premature.
Worldwide, around 15,000,000 people have CP.

Cerebral Palsy is a disorder that can be detected from an early age
Most children who have Cerebral Palsy are diagnosed in their first two years, although it can be diagnosed at any age.
You may notice your child is slower in achieving important developmental goals such as crawling, speaking or walking. You may also notice problems with their muscle tone.
Tests, scans and ultrasounds will determine the type and severity of the child’s Cerebral Palsy.

The whippet update: five months and counting

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Honestly, I cannot tell you just how much joy this little bony bundle has bought us. Everyone bangs on about the wonders of dog ownership, but for me, it’s been a revelation. And not just, to quote Nora Ephron, because ‘when your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you’.

Firstly, she’s got me up and about. No more lying in bed all weekend, wasting the day away. Now we’re up and out, gasping a little in the brisk air, but dazzled by frosty fields glittering in the winter sunshine and exchanging a smile and occasionally a few words with like minded passers by.

And she’s such fun - oh, she makes us smile all the time: answering back with a cheeky woof when asked if she wouldn’t mind getting off the back of the sofa (it’s a prime street-viewing spot and she’s so nosy); making a nest of all her toys, fresh and warm out of the tumble drier after a much-needed wash 0r smothering the boys in kisses when they return to her after being out all day…

Lyra cuddle

Of course, it’s not all roses, but we’re out of the woods house-training wise now, and she doesn’t chew too much stuff (although the bobble on my woolly hat got a bit of a hammering recently) but hey, the good things outweigh the bad.

And don’t get me started on how USEFUL pupsters are. Here she is opening my post…

Lyra post

See? So helpful. What did we ever do without her?

Weekend baking: easy step by step banana bread

Banana bread

Now I’ll be the first to admit that I’m terribly wasteful with bananas. Mr English only likes them when they’re green and unripe, and I only like them when they’re perfectly yellow. Once they’ve ‘gone over’ I’m afraid I tend to put them in the food recycling bin. Every so often, though, I do remember to knock up a quick banana bread. I’m afraid I’m not sure where this original recipe came from as it’s ancient and was scribbled on a scrap of paper, but it’s very reliable and incredibly easy. The actual amount of banana doesn’t really seem to matter, but keep it to two or three for best results. Oh and it’s worth adding in the extra teaspoon of baking powder, even though you’re using self raising flour, just because it lightens it up a bit.

Banana Bread

100g salted butter
175g light brown sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla extract
Splash of milk
225g self raising flour
2 or 3 over-ripe bananas
1 tsp baking powder

Firstly, assemble all your ingredients and preheat the oven to 180/gas 4. I use a re-usable bake-o-glide sheet, but if you haven’t got one, make sure you grease your loaf tin well or use some parchment paper to line it.

Cream the butter and sugar until they’re light and creamy. Whisk the eggs with a fork and pop in the vanilla and the splash of milk, then you can dribble them into the mixture a little at a time, beating well between dribbles (technical term).

I favour a ‘half and half’ method to incorporate all the runny stuff, but feel free to just bung it all in if you’d rather:

So now add about half the flour, give it a beat, then add the bananas, mix again, then the other half of the flour. Don’t forget the baking powder.

Flump the mixture into the loaf tin and bake for about 45 - 50 minutes. A skewer or knife tip pushed into the deepest part should come out clean. If it’s not quite there, give it another five minutes.

This is also really gorgeous toasted for breakfast as well with a smear of butter. Before long, you’ll be willing those bananas to go brown so you can make this again!

January: what I’m loving now

What I'm loving now Kerastase Elixir Ultime Masque (£28.50) I love being blonde but my hair is quite fine and does get a bit frazzled. My lovely hairdresser, Sean, has made me promise that I’ll use this religiously AND commit to massaging my scalp for one minute every time I wash my hair to increase blood flow and nourish all the new hair I’ve got coming through. The masque is quite pricey (currently on spesh at Gorgeous shop for £20.52!) but you only use a tiny amount and it’s really rich. It smells sublime and leaves my hair soft and shiny.

Red Fox Bottle O’Butter We discovered this amazing stuff years ago on holiday in St Lucia, so I was delighted to see that it’s now being hailed as a ‘cult’ product. I buy it on Ebay for about £3.50 for a massive bottle which last for ages. It smells like Caramac, is a great all over body lotion, brilliant as an after sun and makes your skin feel amazingly soft. Stockpile it!

L’Oreal Paris Revitalift Laser Renew Precision Eye Cream (£19.99) I love this light eye cream. It’s wonderful at de-crinkling and doesn’t feel at all greasy. I use it night and morning and swear it keeps the crows’ feet away.

Radical Skincare Age Defying Exfoliating Pads (£45) These little moist pads are the easiest beauty treat I’ve ever used. Just literally wipe them around your face after cleansing at night. They leave your face feeling tingly clean and fresh and have serious exfoliating, wrinkle busting power. Each pad contains age defying AHAs and despite having only used them for a couple of weeks, I honestly believe the texture of my skin has improved, and I’m convinced the skin just under my chin feels tighter too. Highly recommended.

Dior Addict Lip Glow £22.50 I’m not really a lipstick girl, but sometimes feel that lipbalm isn’t really enough. This super-glam Lip Glow apparently shows up as a slightly different colour on everyone, but with me it just seems to enhance my natural lip colour and leave my lips really soft. I love it.

Chocolate self-saucing pudding - light, gooey, delicious and surprisingly easy!

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Drizzle with some chilled double cream. Yum.

Okay, so I know we’re all supposed to be eating light and healthy now it’s the New Year, but oh, this weather is shocking isn’t it? On Sunday, we had rain, hail, thunder and lightening all at the same time. The poor pupster was so terrified, she did a ‘panic wee’ on the floor, bless her.

Of course, on Sundays at English Towers all bets are off anyway and I was already whipping up a bit of comfort food in the shape of a yummy chicken pie (full instructions here), so I decided to go the whole hog and add a nice, warming pudding too.

This self-saucing pud really is magic. You start off with a very simple cake mix, then pour over an easy chocolate sauce. Some strange chemistry-type stuff happens in the oven and you end up with light, soft chocolate sponge with a deliciously decadent chocolate sauce on the bottom. I’ve no idea how. But just run with it:

Chocolate self-saucing pudding

For the sponge mix:

115g butter

115g caster sugar

2 eggs

175g self raising flour

2 tbsp good quality cocoa powder

For the sauce:

300ml hot water

75g brown sugar

2 tbsp cocoa powder

Preheat the oven at 180 degrees/gas mark 4 and then butter a pie dish (make sure it’s pretty deep, this rises a bit). Make the sponge by creaming together the butter and sugar with a hand held electric whisk (or use old fashioned elbow grease if you’re not as lazy as me) until it’s light and fluffy. Add in the eggs a dribble at a time, and then fold in the sifted flour and cocoa. Stir until it’s combined into quite a firm batter. Spread this in the bottom of your dish androughly level off the top.

Level the cake batter in the buttered pie dish

Now for the sauce. Pop the water, brown sugar and cocoa into a saucepan and heat gently, stirring until it’s all dissolved. It’s good idea to put the pie dish onto a baking tray just in case it overflows, then just pour the liquid over the sponge (it looks weird, but trust me, it works!).

Pour the chocolate sauce over the cake batter

Pour the chocolate sauce over the cake batter

Place in the oven for about 45 to 50 minutes. Serve with a dribble of double cream or maybe a scoop or two of ice cream. Yummers.

Review: Barclay’s Bespoke Offers - Virgin wines mixed case

Star and VineOver Christmas we reviewed tons of wine. One of the selections that really stood out was from Barclays’ new website, Bespoke Offers. It’s a new concept full of all sorts of different offers, discounts and deals, from days out and holidays through to tech and appliances and everything in between. You don’t have to have a Barclaycard and you can also tailor the site to suit yourself, searching by postcode, for example, to find offers near you, or searching by subject, for example, if you’re looking for a spa break, you can look at all of them, or just look at the ones in your region. You can also register your specific interests and get just the offers that suit you sent to you. Bonus.

We reviewed a Christmas Treats mixed case of wine from Virgin Wines which contained some outstanding bottles. Our favourite reds were the Chilean Tierra del Corazon Casablanca Pinot Noir Reserva 2013 - a gorgeously fruit-filled Pinot Noir and the Star & Vine Lodi Shiraz 2012 - I love a Shiraz anyway and this one didn’t disappoint, with berry, cherry flavours and perfectly festive spicy notes coming through. Yum.

The whites didn’t disappoint, with a lovely crisp South African Hope Springs Bush Vine Chenin Blanc 2013 and the outrageously good Florentyne Reserve Margaret River Riesling 2012 which was just off dry and beautifully aromatic and fresh, topping our list of favourites, but honestly, there wasn’t a bad bottle in there.

If you want to have a look at the food and wine offers on the Barclay’s Bespoke Offers website, just click here. I think we’ll be returning for another look very soon.

Review: the John Lewis hamper - the gift that keeps on giving

The John Lewis hamper

 

One of the best gifts we received over the Christmas period was a fabulous hamper from John Lewis. It arrived in a massive traditional wicker hamper and unpacking it was such good fun. We all dived in and found different things we loved. Obviously Mr English and I went for the wines (some really decent ones, actually - remember we used the fabulous Bordeaux on our cheese and wine tasting evening) - there was also a really good bottle of ruby port and some rather fantastic fizz too.

Over Christmas, having lots of guests means that nibbles are always welcome and the hamper contained loads of nuts, crisps and other nibbly bits. The New York Deli hot chilli nuts were a fave, as were the amazing Fire Cracker rice puff - so moreish! The hamper also had amazing Olives et Al spiced nuts, olives and cheesy biscuits. Perfect with drinks over the festive period.

The boys were delighted to see loads of biscuits and chocolates too, as well as a gorgeous cake AND a Christmas pudding, and we’ve STILL got loads of jams and preserves left, as well as a lovely bottle of balsamic vinegar.

All in all, there was something for everyone and it really was the gift that keeps on giving - well into the New Year in fact!

Check out all John Lewis gifts just here. And remember, some of their amazing hampers are now on sale!

New Year wine, a lazy loaf and a clementine drizzle cake

Nigel Slater's lazy loaf

I love the time after Christmas when we have a few lazy days before everyone goes back to school and work. We had a quiet New Year with Gary Barlow (not literally, I’m not THAT lucky). Sam’s girlfriend has American parents and had us popping a piece of fruit into our mouths on every bong on the countdown to midnight - I think it’s a Spanish tradition, but it’s hilarious and by the last bong everyone’s cheeks were bulging and we were all drooling and laughing.

We’ve opened some really lovely wine over the festive period. At midnight, we toasted 2014 a delicious Wolf Blass Sparkling Chardonnay Pinot Noir (on spesh at Asda at £5.75 at the moment I notice - SNAP IT UP!). We also opened the front door to let the old year out and the new year in - think that one’s Irish. My own favourite wine of the season was the Cune Crianza Rioja 2010 - an absolute beaut with that hint of vanilla that I seem really drawn to. Again, on spesh at the moment I think.

Mr English is very keen on Pinot Noir. His favourite of the season was the Californian Clos du Bois Pinot Noir (Majestic, £9.99 if you buy two American wines). There’s something herbal about it (which doesn’t sound nice, but is) but it’s still full of really ripe fruit. Yum.

The Big Bro recommended a splash-out Amarone, perfect for Christmas. I’ve got this one on my wish list from Majestic: Amarone Classico ‘Vigneti di Roccolo’ 2010 Cantina Negrar. It’s a pricey one at £23 but comes down to £18 if you buy two fine wines. One for when the coffers have been replenished.

Baking-wise, I’m loving Nigel Slater’s wonderful lazy loaf. It’s a soda bread, but because it’s baked in a cast iron casserole, it develops a wonderful chewy crust. Delicious, and barely 30 minutes to make - with no kneading. I also used up the last of the Christmas clementines with a clementine drizzle cake. Exactly the same as lemon drizzle cake:

Clementine Drizzle Cake

3 eggs

Same weight (about 175g) of caster sugar, butter and self raising flour

Juice and zest of a couple of clementines.

So just weigh the eggs in their shells, then weigh out the rest of the ingredients to the same weight.

Beat the butter until soft, then add in the sugar and beat until light coloured and creamy. Add the zest and juice of the clementines to the eggs and give them a quick whisk with a fork. Add them a dribble at a time to the butter/sugar mix.

Stir in the flour, then dollop the mixture into a buttered cake tin and bake at 180 degrees/gas 4 for about 30 minutes until springy to the touch or until a knife point comes out clean.

Mix the juice of a final clementine with a couple of teaspoons of sugar and drizzle over the warm cake. Delicious.

Clementine drizzle cake

 

In pupster news, she’s settling in really well, has made a best friend at puppy classes (a cute and ridiculously soft Vizsla called Ellie) and thinks having everyone at home over Christmas is wonderful!

 

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Guest post: family bike ride safety

It doesn’t seem so long ago that I was learning to ride a bike. I remember it well my parents had taken me on one of our yearly family holidays to Center Parcs. Renting bikes we would cycle around the village. The lack of cars makes for a perfect place to learn. That is part of the reason I took the family there la few years back for a weekend break. In fitting with tradition it only seemed right that the dear husband and I teach our growing son how to ride. It was a success. Brilliant.

And then the difficulties started. Bringing him back into the outside world he was keen to practice all he had learnt. Of course in the real world there are real roads, you know, with real cars. Suddenly the whole shebang had become a logistical and health and safety nightmare.

I have learnt a lot in these short last 6 months on how to best ensure safety while out riding. I have compiled for your ease a four point checklist for cycling safety.

1. Check bikes before going out and always carry spare tires – A quick once over of the bikes before heading out is the best way to avoid any unwanted accidents. Checking tyre pressure as well as brakes is a good idea. Making sure the tyres roll true is also good. By which I mean when you spin them and look closely they should be perfectly straight with no wobbles. Then if worst comes to worst you will have a spare tyre to repair any punctures.

2. Cycle one up, one down – Confusing lingo (my own I’ve never heard any one else say that) that explains quite a simple idea. Have one responsible adult up the front and one behind. The front person navigates the road the person behind shields from oncoming traffic and keeps an eye on the kids. I tend to let my husband go first, he’s a more proficient cyclist and I like to keep an eye on our sons. This way they feel nice and snug in a big bicycle hug.

3. Wear the right gear – This may seem painfully obvious but please please make sure at least the children are wearing helmets. They really do save lives. I obviously can’t make you wear one but you really should be setting the right example for children. So please wear one. High vis jackets are also a good idea. I don’t personally wear one, I think I might be put on trial for crimes against fashion but I used to make sure the wee one wore one at all times.

4. Fit a bell – There really is nothing quite as distinctive as a bike bell. Everyone on the road will recognise the sound and is sure to acknowledge your presence. My husband doesn’t like bells. He thinks they look tacky. He opts instead at shouting or whistling. But these noises can get lost on a busy road. A bell never will.

And with these I wish you happy (and most importantly) safe cycling. It is a great way to keep fit and get around quickly. Let me know any suggestions you have of keeping safe on the roads.

On test: the Honda CR-V 1.6 i-DTEC SE 2WD Manual

Picking up the Christmas tree

Picking up the Christmas tree

If you remember, earlier on this year we toured Brittany with a Honda CR-V 2.2i-Dtec EX 4WD . We loved the car, so when Honda offered us a go in their very eco-friendly 1.6 i-DTEC model we jumped at the chance. We basically whooshed around for a whole week, using the car for everyday driving: school runs, shopping etc, sailing past petrol stations and feeling really smug.

About not being Jeremy Clarkson

I know I’ve already done this gag, but this is very much a family review and won’t contain anything about rack ratios (snigger) or wheel bases, but I know people google these things when they’re choosing a car, so hopefully this will be helpful if you’re considering a change.

First impressions

We love the look of the CR-V. It’s enormous inside and even Sam with his massive lanky legs can sit in the back in comfort. The 1.6 i-DTEC has less bells and whistles than the high spec EX version we had last time, but there are still enough brilliant gadgets to keep everyone happy. We were also pretty gobsmacked to find on delivery that the screen showed a potential mileage of 650 miles. Apparently you can get up to 800 miles out of one tank which I guess means you could end up filling up about once a month - fabulous for all those petrol station phobics like me.

The best bits

I particularly love the rear video parking screen. It makes reversing into spaces so easy, and the beeper means you can edge up to the next car (or anything else) knowing that you’re not going to clonk it.

The boot is huge (589 litres, whatever that means) and the 60/40 rear seats fold down with a single pull. So our first trip was off to the Christmas tree farm…

I also headed up the M1 to pick Mr English up from the airport and found the large wing mirrors and fantastic visibility right into the boot meant it was really easy to drive on the motorway.

The eco function that we liked so much on the EX still features on the SE - you can turn it off if you want, but it’s a great way of driving economically and I don’t find it distracting at all.

I loved driving the Honda - it’s smooth and easy to drive (although I found the 6 gears confusing at first, and spent miles sailing along in fifth), and although it’s not super-speedy, it was fine for everyday driving around town and on the motorway.

The boys loved the sound system - you can connect your phone by USB or AUX cable, but the best bit was connecting by BlueTooth. I had no idea I was even connected on one journey (my phone was in the boot) when suddenly the music stopped and a voice informed me that I had a text message from Sam: ‘okay cheers Mam smiley face ex ex‘ which made me laugh - dead handy if you’re ever tempted to look at your phone while you’re driving. It will reply for you too!

What we didn’t like

The BlueTooth connection didn’t like my Windows phone and continually connected and disconnected. The keyfob only unlocks the drivers door, unless you click it twice, which is brilliant for safety if you’re driving alone because you know no lunatic is going to leap into the passenger seat or steal your handbag, but to let anyone else in you then have to push a button on the driver’s door. I constantly forgot to unlock it when the kids got in the car, leaving them yanking at locked doors outside the school. Still, you soon get used to it and apart from that, we really couldn’t find anything to complain about.

The verdict

This is our second Honda CR-V and we absolutely love them. If we had the budget to move up from our somewhat ancient BMW X5, it would be the first on my list - it’s an excellent all-round family car with bags of room and frankly amazing fuel economy. It’s incredibly practical for families with all the handy gadgets, storage spaces and cup holders (and that massive boot), it’s built in the UK and because its emissions are below 120g/km* of CO2 (nope, no idea either), the road tax is only £30 A YEAR!

I’ve added it to my Christmas list for next year, so let’s hope Santa is feeling generous. I’d like the white orchid pearl colour please!

The vehicle we tested was the Honda CR-V1.6 i-DTEC SE 2WD Manual, OTR £24,660 or £25,160 with the pearlescent paint.

Massive thanks to Honda (UK) for their generosity, patience and time. You can find more information on the Honda CR-V here.

Guest post: preparing your pooch for winter

We’ve had a taste of the wild wintry weather that’s predicted to be in store for the next few months, but it’s only going to get colder. If you have a new puppy, do you have everything to get through until the warmer temperatures and longer days arrive?

When it’s chilly, damp and dark, we may feel like hiding away and staying inside as much as possible, so dog owners have their energetic pets to thank for helping them shake off the winter blues and get their blood pumping. Just because it’s blowing a hoolie outside doesn’t mean your pooch can skip his or her walk, but with a little preparation it doesn’t have to be too miserable for either of you.

First of all, make sure you have plenty of old towels just inside the door, ready for your return. Even city dogs and those without lots of fur will still get muddy paws at this time of year, and you don’t want to battle muddy prints around the house.

Depending on the breed of your dog, you may want to invest in a specially fitted jacket or even booties, to keep your little friend from catching a chill. Smaller dogs and those with coats of fine fur, such as Whippets and Greyhounds, will feel the cold and if it’s icy or wet almost any dog can develop hypothermia or frostbite; these conditions tend to happen only when a dog is exposed to cold temperatures for prolonged periods of time, but it’s good to be aware of the signs and ways of treating it.

To that end, dogs should never be left outside for more than a short time in inclement weather. Some breeds are more suited to harsh weather, but no animals are safe without a fresh water supply, food and shelter. Young and old dogs, and especially those with arthritis, will find the cold particularly difficult.

Likewise, dogs that stay in toasty warm homes all day may develop dry, itchy skin, which is irritating for them and might be annoying for you if they go around scratching and sending fur flying everywhere. A specially formulated diet can help, as can certain supplements - but consult your vet before making drastic changes. If the itching persists, it might be a good idea to check with a vet anyway.

Also keep your dog away from any open fires, in case of flying sparks. Lit candles, too, can easily be knocked over by wagging tail or curious nose, so keep them well above sniffing - or jumping - height.

Finally, be sure to keep antifreeze locked away where it can’t be spilled and ingested. Animals like the sweet taste, but antifreeze is deadly. Strangely, it’s said to be found in some snow globes, too, so be sure these holiday decorations don’t get knocked over and broken where your dog might find them.