In which I intrepidly head north then get trollied
So yesterday, then. It was a pleasant enough day, which ended with a rather inebriated stagger around the garden. Let me explain: I had to do my ‘popping to another country’ trick as Hubby’s Mate J (not to be confused with My Mate J) needed me to wait in for BT in his new flat while he was doing large wasp impressions up and down to Dublin. So off I tootled to Northern Ireland, and very happy I was too. Firstly, I love the journey. It’s all blazing yellow gorse which looks like the hills are on fire, and lakes and cows and stuff, and secondly I love Northern Ireland. Nothing makes me happier than popping to a shop and paying with real pounds (snaffled from Hubby’s pockets every time he goes home). Plus, Enniskillen has the largest Tesco in christendom which is good for upstocking (groceries are terribly expensive in Southern Ireland), and there’s a shopping centre containing such treasures as Next and Monsoon next door. What’s not to love?
Even happilyer (ahem) when I got there, Mr BT was waiting. A quick cup of tea, a brief read of OK Magazine (Jordan’s died her hair black, Posh and Becks went to a basketball game and Becks got papped checking out one of the cheerleaders’ arses, some bird from Corrie got married and Cheryl is considering taking Ashley back - there, you don’t have to buy it now) and he was done. And yes, of course I had a nose round. Well, you have to don’t you. It’s a lovely flat: penthouse, dahling, with three bedrooms (master with balcony and stunning views), cream carpets, leather sofas, nice kitchen, wet towels on the bathroom floor (tsk, he’s such a boy) and more technology than you can shake a stick at.
When I’d finished poking about, I had a quick unintelligible chat with the BT man (I never have been able to understand that accent; it all sounds like ‘dirdledirdledirdle to me) who eventually got sick of me going ‘pardon?’ every five minutes and wandered off, and headed off to Tesco. And there, joy of joys, I found Banrock Station’s Sparkling Shiraz is being discontinued (are they mad?) and was on special offer at half price!! Hence the fact that I opened a bottle once the kids had gone to bed, and spent a happy evening in front of the TV. The trouble is I had to take Bert out for his evening constitutional and once the fresh air hit me, I found myself feeling somewhat befuddled. This manifested itself in a very ungainly stagger around the garden. At one stage I walked straight into our potted Christmas tree (Bert walked straight into it too - and he calls himself a sighthound?). I just hope D next door wasn’t looking out the window. Tsk. What a lush.