Your Friday photo – Porno Bert

So here’s one for all Bert’s greyhound laydees: a full frontal, no-holds-barred gynae shot.  Woohoo!  Honestly, he’s such a strumpet.

16 Responses to “Your Friday photo – Porno Bert”

1. Jennynib says:

   April 4, 2008 at 3:52 pm

   OMG!

   Is that a lazy, lustful, come-hither glint in the old boys’ eye?

   Come and get it biyatch!

   (bleugh!)
2. Jay says:

   April 4, 2008 at 3:52 pm

   Yay, Bertie! Princess Irene is drooling into my keyboard! Bert may be a strumpet, but we call her The Floozie.

   She’s Irish, you know, unlike her companion, who is a rare, genuine English greyhound.
3. Grandad says:

   April 4, 2008 at 4:07 pm

   Sandy wants to know if you can forward her a ten foot by eight foot enlargement for over her bed?
4. englishmuminireland says:

   April 4, 2008 at 4:13 pm

   J: It’s the grin that does it. Oh yeah, he’s all man. Scrap that, I mean he’s all dog. Yes, it is rather vomit-inducing isn’t it.

   Jay: I think Bertie and the Floozie should swap email addresses lol. Bert’s Irish. You can tell by the way he drinks your wine if you’re not looking.

   Grandad: Anything for Sandy. Note the matching collar/sofa combo? SO Chippendales.
5. Thriftcriminal says:

   April 4, 2008 at 5:16 pm

   (Tune of sexy back)

   I’m bringin’ Itchy Back….YEAH
   Them other hounders don’ know how ta act….YEAH
   Ma collars matchin’ ma crib, that’s a fact…YEAH

   That’s the way Bertie rolls eh?
6. Mum says:

   April 4, 2008 at 6:10 pm

   He really is soooo rude! Grandma M would be horrified!
7. englishmuminireland says:

   April 4, 2008 at 7:36 pm

   Thrifty: Yeah, thanks for that: 2 kids singing it non stop now!!!!

   Ma: I know, he’s so naughty – got his bits and bobs out. Or, as J pointed out, his bobs, as he hasn’t got any bits!!
8. Thriftcriminal says:

   April 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm

   See how my evil genius works

   Glad to be of service.
9. englishmuminireland says:

   April 4, 2008 at 8:07 pm

   Thrifty: You’re all heart. From henceforth thy title shall be ‘Thrifty the Evil Genius’. Feel free to add the mwwwahahaha evil laugh x
10. emmak says:

    April 5, 2008 at 12:11 am

    ooh, that’s a saucy one. Love it.
11. Camron says:

    April 5, 2008 at 12:31 am

    I’m not sure how to feel about y’all anymore…
    
12. englishmuminireland says:

    April 5, 2008 at 11:17 am

    Em: Isn’t it? I showed it to my oldest who said (somewhat worryingly): ‘ew. Bert porn’. !!!!!

    Cam: Admit it, you love it really.
13. Mary says:

    April 5, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    The term ‘Readers’ husbands’ springs to mind!
14. englishmuminireland says:

    April 5, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Mary: Hee hee! I wonder if Dogs Today would be interested in introducing a new ‘centrefold’?! x
15. Tara says:

    April 6, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Also, his face. he looks so proud.
16. englishmuminireland says:

    April 6, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Tara: Oh yeah, he’s makin’ sweet lurve to the camera alright!!