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Warning: this post contains the C word

Oh come on, it’s what, the 21st October?  That’s not bad for me – I usually start  thinking about Christmas in September.  I know, I’m sorry.  I just can’t help it.  Now I’m not saying I’m buying presents, or digging out the decorations or anything, just that I enjoy the thinking and the planning and the list-making almost as much as the main event.  And this year, the whole bloody great clan of Englishes are coming over: me Ma, Sensible Uncle I, Mrs Sensible and the Fleas, and even Mad Uncle Ali, which means a big, huge, happy house party to look forward to and -even better – to cater for.

And the postie came yesterday with my new book:

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30 Responses to “Warning: this post contains the C word”

  1. Jennifer (Bert's No 1 Fan) says:

    Ok, I may be slated for this but I have bought a couple of pressies already and a lovely garland for my fireplace. What can I say, I like to be organised!

    How perfect do Nigella’s roastie’s look?…mmmmmmm roasties. I love Nigella. Oh oh – a celebrity chef that I actually like!!! :)

  2. Susan says:

    No worries, I already hit the Christmas theme on my blog too!

    I love getting books in the post, on any subject.

  3. English Mum says:

    Jenn: She really disappointed me with that Nigella Express load of old arsebiscuits, but she’s back on top form with this one… loads of kitsch, proper big puds, silly cocktails, all sorts of lubly stuff! I know, those roasties do look fab – but so they should, they were cooked in 2 jars of goose fat! And okay yes and I might have bought a couple of presents too :roll:

    Susan: Glad I’m not alone. Oh yes, I’m Amazon’s bitch alright. Oh and play.com too – they’re very good. x

  4. Cortes says:

    Christmas already? I usually wait until after the Halloween festivities, but I can start anytime after the fist day of fall. Christmas is my favorite season, and usually lasts a minimum of three months! My decorations are already organized!

    The roasted spuds do look tasty, but I love the recipe that DBM passed on to me. Scrumptious, and on the menu for Christmas dinner.

  5. English Mum says:

    Cortes: Bah Halloween humbug. It must be the Englishness deep in my bones but I just can’t get excited about it. It’s as much as I can do to carve a pumpkin. x

  6. Jay says:

    I’m not talking to you any more.

    *Pout*

  7. English Mum says:

    Jay: Oh dear. I take I’m a bit early for you then ;)

  8. Quickroute says:

    All together now…Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells!
    *VOMIT*

  9. Mmmmmm Nigella. Bet she looks good in a skimpy Mrs. Claus outfit. With red suspenders and a festive choker ………

    Sorry, Podge and Rodge have started again, they’re a bad influence.

  10. Kate says:

    Nope I don’t go for the modern Christmas recipe books – the only things I ever refer to are Grandma Harriet and my Mum’s joint recipe book and my dilapidated Philip Harburn Christmas Recipe pamphlet – very old but very good!!!
    Have fun with Nigella! x

  11. Moon says:

    F***ing Haloween here … celebrated as much as Chrimbo .. then we have Thanksgiving !!, so, I guess we will think about it after then …

    also, we will be on our own, just the two of use, and we will probably walk and sit on the beach for a while. We also have 2 christmases… Mrs M and Slovakia celebrate chrimbo on the 24th Dec…….

  12. wee jen says:

    Ooh – saw this in the shop the other day and bravely walked away from it (with several backwards, wistful glances).

    Glad to hear she’s back on form after the travesty of Express. Pah! Urgh!

  13. English Mum says:

    Quicky: Please refrain from vomiting on my comments section. It’s very rude. But yes I get your point.

    Thrifty: Stop having pervy thoughts about Queen Nigella. Hubby thinks she’s yucky and looks like she needs a good wash. x

    Kate: Ha! I’ve got my Mum’s old 70s Good Housekeeping recipe book. I still refer to it all the time x

    Moon: Ooh two Christmases, excellent! Nope, can’t do Halloween, I’m afraid. We’re going to some friends so hopefully will avoid the motley procession of dwarf vampires, ghosts and mini monsters. I’d love to come and experience Thanksgiving – and eat all the food obviously.

    Jen: I got it from play.com dead cheap. Some people on Amazon have slagged it because it’s got recipes recycled from Feast and How to be a Domestic Goddess, but I like all Christmas recipes in one place – new or recycled.

  14. Moon says:

    Thanksgiving is great, long week-end as well, and we all have something to be thankful for….

    I don’t do halloween either, but I am going out armed with the camera to show you all hoe seriously they take it … but if the little shits come round to my place when I am chillin on the sofa … there will be HUGE trouble !

  15. Sandra in Maryland says:

    Hat’s off to you, EM. A housefull to cook for would be my (and their) greatest nightmare. LOVE going to someone’s who likes to cook and knows what they are doing though, it’s great just watching and being a part of it all. It’s really not Christmas without loads of bustle in the kitchen.

  16. English Mum says:

    Moon: Ooh yes, photos! I’m loving all this new camera stuff Moon, the dog pics are par excellence.

    Sandra: Too right, it’s the best bit! Well last year I got hammered on champagne and it all turned out really well, so I might try that again this year.

  17. Filty. And rich. I like it.

  18. Ali says:

    Here the words i sing,Christmas is a horrid thing,ding a ling a ling !
    Nah only joking its ok but what a kerfuffle !
    x

  19. Baino says:

    Well we don’t to Halloween or Thanksgiving so just a tad early to think about Christmas lunch. There are decorations in the shops already. It’s too hot for us to do goose fatted roasties but we usually bake a ham, have seafood and salads and a chocolate fountain in which we dip be-ooooootiful summer fruit. I’ve got one Nigella book . . to die for Chocolate Pots.

  20. Tara says:

    The title bothers me; the punctuation’s (lack of) is all wrong. Should be
    Nigella: Christmas
    or Nigella’s Christmas
    or Nigella. Christmas. (if she must be trendy about it.)

    But the way it is it makes it appear that Christmas is her last name.

  21. Tara says:

    can’t wait to hear stories from Christmas with the whole family. they all staying at your house?

  22. Moon says:

    Tara : Not the WHOLE family, some of us weren’t invited !

  23. It’s not too early for me either. I’m itching to buy more decorations. And I have thought of gifts, but not organised any of them yet. Nigella’s book looks yummy. I saw a long interview with her and an Aussie interviewer here recently, and wow did she ever look different in ‘real life’. :)

  24. English Mum says:

    Thrifty: No, filty as in unclean, not filty as is durrrrty!!

    Alg: Ah just wait until you’re woken at a disgustingly early hour by all your nieces and nephews. Even you will become imbued with Christmas spirit. That or there’ll be a large and messy massacre I suppose.

    Baino: sounds wonderful. And I LOVE chocolate fountains! I’d love to have Christmas somewhere sunny for a change. Awesome.

    Tara: Ah I thought the same thing. I love it when someone else is as pedantic about bad grammar as I am! I totally agree. Mind you, sounds like Thrifty would like her to be Mrs Christmas (with the outfit, obviously).

    Tara: Yep. Absolutely no idea where we’re going to put everyone, but we’ll manage somehow! I know, I’m really excited. It’ll be mad fun.

    Moon: Well okay, not EXACTLY everyone. Blimey, we’re all being pedantic today. Anyway, you’re welcome to come and squeeze in – the more the merrier!!

    Aussie!! Where’s ye been? Hope you’re keeping well. I know, I read an interview and the journo said that she’s actually quite tiny in real life. I love the planning and the listmaking sooo much – thinking of the perfect pressie for everyone – I@ve got a bigger challenge this year as they’ll have to fly back with them on Ryanair so I’m having to find light things and no liquids!

  25. Isitjustme? says:

    Its NEVER to early to talk about the C-word…so long as you aren’t doing something about it yet…obv super jobs for magazines where you have to cook fab C-word food don’t count!.

  26. Eugene says:

    Now everyone is talking about the American economy and eclections, nice to read something different. Eugene

  27. English Mum says:

    Isit: Absolutely darling. Although there’s only so much stollen I can eat in October x

  28. English Mum says:

    Eugene: Welcome! Sorry, missed you there. Thank you, I’m not much of a political bod as you can see!

  29. Eoin says:

    I thought there was to be more pics of Nigella here?!? Mmmmm, Nigella.

  30. English Mum says:

    Eoin: Ooh she did a rare ol’ sexy photoshoot in one of the Sunday magazines when I was in the UK. You would have loved it!

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