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The Friday photo: the good, the bad, the painful and the sad

No, I think this is my best side...

So it’s been a bit of a mad week really, what with all the planning for The Big Trip on Monday (did I mention I’m going to Florida?).  

The good news:

  • I’m going Aer Lingus to Gatwick!!! (I hate Ryanair : all that cattle-market bustle for a seat).
  • I did buy myself some new pants
  • My Ma sent me dollars AND sterling!!!  (Thanks Ma xxx)
  • Tomorrow is #1, the Mad Professor’s birthday, which I’m not sure should really be in the good news section.  I mean, I can’t possibly have a 14 year old child.  Remember how old you thought your parents were when you were 14?  I’ll let you know about the birthday cake tomorrow.  
  • Parent consultations went really well – The Mad Professor is ‘a joy to teach’ (doesn’t get that from me) and ‘keeps me on my toes asking loads of questions’.  Apparently he never stops talking either, which could possibly be from me.  

The bad news:

  • I didn’t get my highlights done
  • Nor did I get a bikini wax (I did, though, drag the dreaded, bastard epilator out of its case, where, once again, it made me cry real fat tears of agony whilst simultaneously ripping my body hair from my flesh – still, the rash has died down now and at least I don’t resemble a Wookie any more).  
  • I didn’t find a travel plug (surely they have hairdryers in hotels these days?  It’s been a while…)
  • I didn’t find a bag suitable for hand luggage, unless you count the pink Nike backpacks they sell in Lifestyle Sports, but I’m not really a backpack girl.  I’m wondering if I can get away with a Tesco bag-for-life until I reach the shopping haven that is Gatwick Airport?
  • Hubby gave Bert a bone which he ate, then yacked up in strategic positions all over the house.  He waited until I washed his bed and all his blankets before yacking on them all again.

The sad news:  although I’ll be posting, no doubt, while I’m away, I just thought I’d mention that it’s a whole year since my lovely friend C died.  D and the kids are doing well but it’ll be a sad time and I’m sorry I won’t be here to share it with them.  Still, she’ll be in my thoughts, as she is every day.  D has ordered the gravestone (you have to leave it a year) and she’ll have the lilac stones that she wanted and the picture from her graduation on her headstone (which we tried to talk her out of ['what if they make you look ugly?!], but she was insistent – funnily enough it’s actually quite common here in Ireland to have a picture on the grave – apparently it’s sent away to Italy or somewhere to be etched into the stone) in time for her first anniversary.

Have a great weekend!! xx

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21 Responses to “The Friday photo: the good, the bad, the painful and the sad”

  1. Growup says:

    Have fun in la-la land!

    Make sure someone looks after the chili while you are away!

  2. Laura Driver says:

    Bert looks so refined. Like he should be wearing a cravat and smoking jacket.

    I found travel plugs in Asda last night at £2 a pop.

    The bikini line – I really should decide how I am going to tackle this. I do not want to cry big fat tears.

    I feel your pain with the dog puke, our dog ALWAYS waits till we’ve washed her bed. It’s a conspiracy.

    … and finally – Have just found out we are not sharing rooms, which bodes well for my tourettes style night wakings.

  3. Daily Spud says:

    Doesn’t that just sum life up, a mix of good, bad, happy, sad. Bon voyage EM and have a blast.

  4. Jennifer (Bert's No 1 Fan!) says:

    Well said Spud. Life is indeed a mixed bag.

    Have a fabillis time EM! I’m really looking forward to hearing all about it – take lots of photoees won’t you.

    Safe journey.xxxxxx

  5. Sandra says:

    Bert’s so handsome. Have a great time, EM. How will your “boys” manage without you!!

  6. English Mum says:

    Growup: Thanks! Never fear, I have #1 on chilli duty. Of course I’ve had to offer financial incentives, but c’est la vie eh? xx

    Laura: He does look a bit posh doesn’t he, which of course he isn’t – he’s a total gyp, which he proves by eating stuff then regurgitating it in the cleanest, most troublesome places!! Oh goody about the travel plugs, and the sharing rooms – although we won’t have midnight feasts (boo) and I have a great game which involves stuffing wine gums into your mouth too. Sorry, I am of course aware this isn’t summer camp. Hee :lol:

    Spudness: Indeedy it does – kind of evens everything up I guess. Thanks, my darling, I’ll definitely try x

    Jenn: I will – tons of photos – and I’ll try not to just take pictures of my dinner :0)

    Sandra: That was his ‘sod off’, I’m not getting off the sofa face, which is actually quite refined isn’t it! I’m not sure, but I’ve briefed a couple of locals to check that the house isn’t burning occasionally!! x

  7. Jay says:

    I’m so sorry about your friend C. And it really doesn’t seem a year ago! I hope the family are managing.

    Gorgeous picture of the delicious Bertie! And yes, I do remember how old I thought my parents were when I was fourteen. Imagine how I feel with a son who will be 29 this year? Sheeeeeeesh. How’d that happen?

  8. English Mum says:

    Jay: It really doesn’t, does it? Yes, they’re doing grand, thanks. And 29? Wow! Still, I expect he answers back a bit less these days! x

  9. Townygirl says:

    lol. your tesco bag for life should be fine. i saw a lady doing that at luton hairport at the end of march.
    have a wonderful trip to americee, now you’re all slinky and smoove!
    hugs for your friend’s anniversary. such a sad sad day for you all.xxx

  10. English Mum says:

    Towny: Aw thanks. Not particularly slinky, but smooth ish. Anyhoo, I bought a pair of bikini shorts that match my other bikini so I can cover up a bit!! x

  11. Susan B says:

    Aloha and bon voyage, EM. I know you’ll wow ‘em and have tons of fun!
    I love your pictures of Bertilicious! He’s so regal! Just a word of caution – be careful with bones – they can wreak havoc with their tummies – big, raw kuckle bones are best. Sorry if I sound like mrs. knowitall, but I had a dog once that ended up having surgery from a twisted gut from eating cooked bone!

  12. Moon says:

    I am pretty sure that you could have used the garden petrol strimmer for the job in hand … nasty business…

    Oh yeah, just to let you know that the USA does have hairdriers you know… you’ll be ok, if not, they do sell plug adaptors here as well, amazing huh !

    Bert is def gay btw !

  13. Baino says:

    Can’t believe that perfectly poised pooch would throw up his dinner! Lily sits the same way with her front paws crossed. And YES you did mention Florida a few thousand times . . *jealous rage ensues* I’m sure you’ll manage. Just take an empty bag for all the shopping you’ll bring back.
    Big shout out to your friend and his family . . the firsts are always the toughest. Have a wonderful time! I’m going to Melbourne in a month, does that count? Nah, guess not.

  14. English Mum says:

    Susan: Thanks! To be honest, the whole episode terrified me. It was one of those smoked ones and he actually crunched up and ate the whole thing- I was really worried he was going to have shards of bone rupturing some vital organ or something. Never again!

    Moon: I did say I thought they did – anyway, how do you know, you don’t have any hair!!!! And yes, he’s gay as Christmas xx

    Baino – check your web address in my comments section – you’ve got two dots after .blogspot and it keeps sending you into my spam filter!! Have a fab time in Melbourne! And thanks, it’s heartening to know it gets easier with time xx

  15. Mum says:

    Have the greatest time and I know you’ll make some good new friends….take care and don’t worry about all your boys, they’ll be fine! Send me a postcard, and I look forward to hearing all about it when I come over…lots of love..

  16. wee jen says:

    Sqeeeeee! Excitement! Have a fantabulous trip, m’dear!

    And Bert is looking terribly noble there. He knows how to work that camera :-)

  17. D says:

    enjoy ur trip & will keep ur man away from trouble[maybe]

  18. Jennynib says:

    Ahem! I knew Bert BEFORE his bollockectomy and I can assure you, he’s a hetero as a debollified greyhound could be. He had no interest whatsoever in leopard print and spandex until a CERTAIN SOMEONE adopted him and perverted him. There! It’s ‘out’! LOL! :D

  19. Brighid says:

    Welcome to America! We are so glad your coming.

  20. English Mum says:

    Ma: I’ll try. And yes, I’m sure i’ll have a blast. Can’t promise anything about the postcard though!! x

    Wee One: Thanks very much – tell you all about it when I get back xx

    D: Bloody hell, never thought I’d get you commenting on the blog! Look after my boys while I’m away, and I’ll be thinking about you all (as usual – well, it’s ‘cos you’re all so bloody noisy I can’t forget you) xx

    Jen: Ouch. Honestly, anyone would think I’m dressing him in a pink glittery tutu the fuss you lot make over a bit of leopardprint. Anyway, he likes it. He’s in touch with his feminine side :lol:

    Brighid: Thanks! Can’t wait to get there and see you all! xx

  21. Have a ball!!
    Live it up.

    We’ll be impatiently awaiting all the gossip!

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