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The Friday photo: summer holidays, sports days, goggies and wabbits

Pesky wabbit

So it was #2′s sports day yesterday. As usual, The Lovelies swept the board, with Big Lovely winning every heat in his age group (the short race across the field and the one that’s twice round the field – we don’t exactly measure metres) and the finals as well, Middle Lovely doing the same, and even teeny Little Lovely is well on the way to upholding the Lovely tradition with a very respectable third place in the tiddlers’ race (resplendent in velour joggers and pink hoodie, no less).  D-next-door and Hubby all of a sudden remembered urgent appointments just before the Dads’ race and had to rush off, but Mr Lovely was forced into it by his offspring, and, true to form, won it by a country mile, and I came…er…hrmph in the Mum’s race. What? Didn’t catch that? Oh – I was somewhere in the middle.

Bert was an honorary sports day guest (special four-legged dispensation was given by the headmaster) and basked in not only the beautiful un-Irish sunshine, but in the masses of cuddles, wet kisses, half-nelson type hugs and friendly ear ruffles. 

One tiny little girl (whose Mam assured me she loves dogs) eyed him suspiciously, dummy firmly in place:

TLG: ‘Zat a goggie?’

Me: ‘Yup, he’s a doggie’

TLG (narrows eyes and looks suspiciously like a homicide detective): ‘You shure?’

Me: ‘Yes, I’m positive. He’s a very rubbish greyhound, but he’s definitely a greyhound’

TLG: ‘Oh’ – removes dummy, inspects it and pops it back in – ‘he’s vewy big to be a goggie tho…’

Me: ‘Er..oh, is he?. Sorry about that’.

TLG (lying lengthwise across a sunbathing Bert and giving him a full, smacking kiss on the ear): ‘herro goggie’

In other news, the evil squadron of House Martins has returned to terrorise English Towers – luckily the weather’s usually so bad that I never get to hang out washing, otherwise I’ll be dive bombed into submission again.  In worse news, they’ve decided to build a nest on the gable of the garage as well so we’ve got two families of the little buggers attacking us every time we go outside (sorry for the bad photography, but I feared for my life):

Evil House Martin

There’s bad news generally in the garden, because although the potatoes are sprouting nicely, everything else is being ravaged by the pesky wabbits.  Yesterday, I came down in the morning to find one sitting smack in the middle of the lawn, grooming itself after feasting on my delicious carrot tops.  I would have let Bert out, but let’s face it, he’d probably have run in the opposite direction, got himself lost and had to sit down for a rest in front of an oncoming tractor, so I decided against it.  I did, however, erect some quite spectacular rabbit-defences:
The raised bed
(You’re impressed, aren’t you?  I can tell).  Luckily, they don’t seem to like anything herby like the fennel or thyme, or anything oniony like the chives or spring onions:
Fennel, chives and thyme
…and haven’t yet discovered my rather crap collection of baby lettuce seedlings in a grow-bag by the back door:
Baby lettuces
Or my parsley and tomato plant combo that I’m rather proud of:
Flat leaf parsley and tomato
Ooh, and my review of Bellinter House is up on HaveALovelyTime.com! 
Double Ooh, and we’re in The Times! (thank you Laura).
And lastly, can you believe that #1 has now done his exams and broken up for the summer holidays?  Three whole months off!  I might have to run away to sea.  So that’s me up to date, then.  Any craic with you lot?
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24 Responses to “The Friday photo: summer holidays, sports days, goggies and wabbits”

  1. Laura Driver says:

    Well … there were 7 ladies who went to Disney and got a mention in THE TIMES yesterday.

    It’s sods law isn’t it … Andy’s vegetables are sprouting all over the place, uneasten by wabbits and in one month we are leaving them and the house behind … what a waste.

  2. English Mum says:

    Laura: Oh yeah, I forgot that. I suppose I should add that at the bottom too.

    Oh no! Can’t you dig them up and bring them with you? Oh no, actually, people will probably think you’re mental…

  3. Growup says:

    Like I said, you dispatch the bunnies, I’ll skin and gut them and a damn fine game pie will result!

  4. English Mum says:

    Growup: I got chatting to a lady at sports day about it and later her Hubby appeared with his gun. Trouble is, the grass in the field is so tall now it’s difficult to spot them. He’s going to come back and lurk about around dawn. They’re very accommodating round here. And yes, first bag is yours :)

  5. Growup says:

    Dusk works too. My uncle used to stand on the back of a Hilux and get someone to drive slowly down the field. The added height means that they are easier to see in the grass.

  6. Jennifer (Bert's No 1 Fan!) says:

    Excellent post. TLG really made me laugh out loud, bless her!

    Your veg etc looks really great. All of our herbs which we* were growing from seeds died, except the mint, no killing mint is there? So we* bought and replanted herbs that were pretty well established and they’ve taken really well. The dog ate half of the chives but they’re recovering. But the carrots, oh the carrots are flying up!!! And the tomatoes aren’t doing half bad either.

    *when I say “we” I really mean my other half – I supervise and “ooh” and “aah” in the appropriate places. ;)

  7. Kate says:

    Aaah leave the wabbits alone!!!! They have to eat too you know…. I don’t know what is it with people and wild life…….ok rant over….

  8. Growup says:

    @Kate: Wildlife is tasty!

  9. I am with Kate – Save The Rabbits!!! Mind you, I will save anything. Poor old Mr. DBM gets very upset when I let the slugs go free (after being caught by Willow) and rebury cutworm pupae after digging them up when planting flowers.

  10. Moon says:

    Hubby used to be quite quick when we were footie players, has age caught up with him ???

    Good work in the garden, very impressed, we have tomatoes and raddish galore !

  11. lulu says:

    I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE DISCUSSING VEGETABLES AND DOGS WHEN YOU HAVE BECOME NATIONALLY FAMOUS!!! Have you heard from Oprah’s people yet??? Lx

  12. English Mum says:

    Growup: Good idea. I left Bert tied up in the garden all day today (in the shade, natch), but no sign of any bunnies. Some friends have suggested we leave him out there all night, but the poor love would be traumatised without his blankie – he’s an indoor dog, bless him.

    Jenn: Sounds like you* are doing quite well. And I’m jealous about the carrots. Want a spare bunny or three? x

    Kate: They live in a fucking great field! If they’re so bloody wild they should stay there and stop encroaching on my teeny patch of suburbia. Bastards :)

    Bugs: I’m with Growup. You and Kate are patently mental. I’m going to pack up a big huge box full of wascally wabbits and send them to you in Canada. With love.

    Moon: He is, but he’s suffering from a ‘groin strain’ (nothing to do with me). It was quite pathetic to see them both sneaking off. Ooh I love radishes – should have grown them. Did you see Growup’s enormous radish? (fnar fnar) x

    Lu: Am I famous? What did I miss?! Oh yah, Oprah’s people are, like, SO annoying – they just keep on and on, dahling xxx

  13. Oh quit your whinging and build a decent rabbit fence. Mr. DBM has slug fences around all his prize vegetables! Or get yourself a decent dog that can defend your green wealth. Apparently my useless balls of fluff are not as useless as your large clump of legs – at least they can catch slugs (not terribly useful, due to my catch and release policy, but at least they try).
    PS. I love Bert – give him a big hug and tell him not to worry about the rabbits.

  14. june in florida says:

    EM, check out this,i cant give you a link but you can copy and paste. Your not the only one getting attacked…http://www.kbmt12.com/news/loca/46471237.html

  15. june in florida says:

    Doesn’t work, just google “birds attack police”

  16. Baino says:

    Wascally wabbits everywhere here! I hate them. There’s grass everywhere but they insist on eating the pretty plants and any attempts at veggies are futile. They’ve even burrowed under the pool and moved concrete blocks that we used to stop them! I’m expecting my shed to drop 18 inches into the earth any moment now! Envying your sunshine, it’s still cold and dreary here!

  17. English Mum says:

    DBM: I love him too but he is royally useless in the garden defence department. I have a rabbit fence, but the furry gits have dug tunnels underneath it that pop up at various places on the bank next to the field. The netting seems to be working and there was a teeny tiny cute one on the lawn last night (there was me, D-next-door, Hubby and three of the kids standing glued to the window oohing and ahhhing – pathetic reallly) so I’m happy enough :lol:

  18. English Mum says:

    June: OMG that’s hilarious – ‘Officers say as many as 30 of Dallas’ finest have been pecked, clawed or dive-bombed outside of headquarters’. LOL!

    Baino: Blimey, they’re even more hard-core in Australia then! I love watching them, and they’re welcome in the rest of my garden, as long as they stay off my bloody seedlings!!

  19. Kate says:

    Speaking as a patently mental person I would just like to add that me and the hounds were watching our urban foxes playing in the garden last night – magic!!!

    I look forward to my wabbitmail!!!!! x

  20. English Mum says:

    Kate: No way? Really? You’re so lucky… I’ve seen the odd one trot across the field (and caught a very cross one in the trap once), but actually playing? Wow! You’ll have to try and get me a vid. LOVE Hippie’s video, by the way, the kids have watched it to death!

  21. Kate says:

    I’ll try to send you some more – i have quite a few mini videos of her on my phone – got one of the fox coming to feed too – its quite dark (obviously) but I’ll send it over the weekend – so you can see … its difficult to get the cubs on video – mum is a bit protective – can’t imagine why!!!

  22. English Mum says:

    Kate: Aw brilliant thanks, look forward to those :)

  23. Brighid says:

    I feel for you with the damn wabbits. My problem is the neighbor’s zillion cats. they feed an army of feral cats, 27 last count, who come over to my garden and dig and poop everywhere. Max, the wonder cowdog retired, keeps them away from the rest of the yard, but they can get thru the garden fence. So with a full pooper scooper off I go to fling it back on the neighbor’s garden.

  24. Daily Spud says:

    I leave the country for a couple of weeks and I come back to find that you have been mentioned in The Times, no less. Well done you, E.M., that is tres cool indeed! Meanwhile, you have my sympathies on the marauding wabbit situation in your garden – I have no bunnies to contend with but a pair of cats insist on having (dog?) fights on my newly planted seed beds and the slugs want to eat everything that’s not moving it seems – oh the joys of the back garden :)

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