The Friday Photo: Patriotism and er… Jodie Marsh
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Apr 25th, 2008 |
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First up, then is Jay’s lovely patriotic fur-family. I want one of those for Bert (don’t tell him though).
And second. Does anyone else think that Jodie looks a bit like Tamsin Outhwaite without all that hideous slap and balloon boobage? Incidentally, she claimed that she did this ‘no make-up’ stunt for Refuge. The charity quickly issued a statement denying all knowledge. Heh.
You’re putting a St. George on Bert?
Ohnoyouisnt!
The tricolour or naffin Missus.
:I
Do they make tricolour coats for greyhounds? If not, there’s a gap in the market for someone!
Ah, Thrifty, although they ARE frankenboobs, I must admit that I would like to swap my prairiebosom for something a little less… prairie-like.
When I was 18 (and still nada under a shirt) my brother told me that he heard that one could make ones bosoms grow by stimulating the area between – preferably with toilet paper. “Really!?” I gushed. “Well, look what it did for your arse!” he replied.
True story.
Thrifty: I know. I can’t help but think it’s such a shame. She’s quite a pretty girl and actually makes herself look like that on purpose? Weird. I suppose there are blokes that love that kind of thing…?
J: Frankenboobs LOL!!!!!
Yeah, I’m about a grapefruit meself, but often resort to the wondrous Wonderbra in times of cleavage necessity.
Thrifty: Ah bless. Does the Wonderbra not count??
One day, when I’m very drunk indeed, I’ll tell yiz all about losing my ‘chicken fillet’ and the work do where I was the only female member of staff.
Not funny.
Tara: I agree. I might have to get him a little coat wardrobe to impress (or scare off) the yapper down the lane.
J: Ooh, do tell!
BTW, Titleist are a make of super flying golfball. Small, White and Airborne.
The Horror.