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The Friday photo: half woman/half Bic biro

Now you know I’m all for women supporting women and I’m not usually a ‘sleb’ basher, but good jesus.  Doesn’t David object to all those pointy bits when he’s lying in bed next to her?

Someone give this woman a doughnut already.

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24 Responses to “The Friday photo: half woman/half Bic biro”

  1. Tara says:

    pointy bits. so true. she’s all sharp angles.

  2. Ali says:

    You know from a blokes point of view that’s really not sexy.If your girl is falling asleep in your arms (god aren’t i a bit of an old romantic !!)you want something to hold on to rather than bones,most uncomfortable i should imagine !!
    x

  3. Someone I know down the country recently fell off a ladder onto a racing bike, cracking a couple of ribs and bruising his heart in the process. I reckon shagging Posh would be just like that.

    We want curves dammit!

    (BTW the chap is OK now, but I’d say he’ll get someone to hold the ladder next time)

  4. jennynib says:

    Oh, Thrifty! I badly needed the big, belly laugh that gave me!

    My Dad calls them ‘lollipop ladies’ because they look like lollipops!

    This is what happens when you let gay men rule the fashion world! The clothes are Fantastic but the new beauty ideal is decidedly boyish.

    Bring back boobs, tums and bums!

  5. Susan says:

    Oh, I needed these comments today! Fell off the diet wagon and went face down into a huge Supermac’s breakfast.

    I feel better now (in many ways)

  6. Delighted to be of assistance :-)

  7. Michael Lee says:

    She has always looked to me like someone from Planet Of The Apes…but she was funny in Spiceworld (honest!) so I kind of ignore her as best I can. I really hated Mel C the most, ever since the “I am an anti christ, I am a Sporty Spice” lyric in her cover of Anarchy In The UK – or is that genius?

    Yes, as Alan Davies said, don’t sleep with people who give you paper cuts

  8. English Mum says:

    Tara: Isn’t she. Not attractive at all x

    Ali: Exactly. And even her boobs aren’t real so they’re probably rock hard too. Ew. Women are supposed to be soft for gawd’s sake! x

    Thrifty: That made me laugh out loud. Is that a real story?!

    Jen: Oh that’s a good point, I never thought of it that way. Seconded! Curves are in!

    Susan: Ooooh, Supermacs do breakfast? Droooool. Tara will be horrified, but there’s nothing better, in my opinion, than a blow-out brekkie in MacDonalds: double sausage and egg McMuffin, a hot chocolate and a nice round of pancakes and syrup to round it off. Yum.

    Michael: LOL! And you just admitted to seeing Spice World too! In public! Sorry, I’ve got exclamation-itis today. (!)

  9. Moon says:

    mmmmm, Doughnuts …….

    I love big butts and I cannot lie ……

  10. English Mum says:

    Thrifty: bloody hell. Unlucky enough to fall off a ladder, but land on a bike? Ouch. Poor David Beckham x

    Moon: Me too [insert Homer drool noise here] x

  11. wee jen says:

    Hurray for curves! And if Vicky B won’t snaffle a doughnut, I’m more than happy to do so. Wouldn’t want it to go to waste :-)

  12. tina says:

    i don’t think she looks great either and men probably don’t fancy skinny girls… however, most women who have a few extra pounds on them (like me) say that they’d never lose weight for a man, they want to do it for themselves, it would be pathetic to lose weight or do anything about your looks to please men… then why is that everytime we see a woman who is extremely skinny, the first thing we say is how men don’t like skinny women and feel sorry for her husband… so does this prove that in the end we do it all for men?
    i’m not trying to start an argument, this is just something i’ve thought about a few times, so just pondering…

  13. English Mum says:

    Wee Jen: Indeed. #2 and I have discovered a Centra on the school run where they put freshly cooked pastries out next to the coffee machine. We’ve been having a coffee (me) and boston cream doughnut every morning. I’m predicting I’ll be the size of two Vicky B’s by Christmas :lol:

    Maxi: Seriously. And Madonna as well as I recall. Is there anyone you wouldn’t?

    Tina: I agree, though. The proof to me would be the ol’ ‘divorce diet’ where the newly single girl all of a sudden loses tons of weight just to coincide with her being back on the market! Us girls, eh? Complicated creatures.

  14. Baino says:

    God she looks like a bloody cartoon avatar! Pity they can’t do ‘fat’ transplants, I’d donate a few pounds from my bottom and tum for her! Please tell me that shoulder pads are not ‘in’!

  15. Ali says:

    sis,fake boobs are good if you know a good surgeon,and of course i do,its all about the right size for the frame you know !
    x

  16. Jay says:

    Mmm. Well, all I know is that while I want to lose quite a bit of weight, I do NOT want to be that thin, and also that OH is quite derogatory about women that bony.

    On the other hand … Johnny Depp’s woman is probably about that thin, and I must confess that I’m jealous of her. ;)

  17. English Mum says:

    Baino: god, let’s hope not. Maybe we should start some kind of fat donation charity for her. We’ll all donate a few pounds of fat off our arses in order to plump her out a bit. I like it. x

    Alg: I’ve no probs with fake boobs, but hers look very half-grapefruit like. I’ve seen some shockers, though – like when they lie down on the beach and the bloody things stay bolted to the front of their chests!

    Jay: Oh, what’s her name…erm…the one that did Jo le Taxi? She’s always been like a little bird, though. I think the trouble with Victoria B is that she looked so nice when she was normal – now she looks totally misshapen – like Jen said, her head’s too big for her body.

  18. Kate says:

    I used to love the ‘Twiggy’ look way back when I was a girl :-) and even now she has aged into a lovely looking woman – sadly I cannot see posh going the same way! x

  19. English Mum says:

    Kate: I saw her in a M&S ad recently. I hope I age the same way – she looks fab!

  20. Eoin says:

    Aaah, but you;re assuming that he sleeps in the same bed as her as opposed to sleeping 50 yards away, huddled, scared and crying with fear.

  21. English Mum says:

    Eoin: What, in case she stabs him with one of her pointy bits, you mean?! (By the way, welcome back – your alter ego, 73, is much missed!!) xx

  22. Eoin says:

    Thanks EM though enjoying life as occasional blogger over on The Hawthorne Effect.

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