Random personal texts shared for your viewing pleasure

Me:  Are you coming in Sept?  You can stay at ours… I’ll be gutted if you can’t make it x

Mad Uncle Ali: I have every intention of coming sis but haven’t organised anything x

Me: Ok brilliant.  It won’t be the same without you so I’ll keep nagging x

Mad Uncle Ali: Only cos I’ll get smashed, fall over and entertain everyone x

Me: Which is why you’re pivotal to the proceedings

Mad Uncle Ali: I’ll sleep with the dog.  He likes me x

21 Responses to “Random personal texts shared for your viewing pleasure”

1. jennynib says:

   June 21, 2009 at 3:08 pm

   Not a chance, Ali. I claimed the dog YONKS ago!

   We could paper-scissors-stone for the privilige but I’d only kick your arse and THAT, my friend, would be embarrassing…

   
2. English Mum says:

   June 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm

   It’s true, Alg, she would kick your arse. Maybe we could look into dog-sharing privileges over the weekend? x
3. Taffy's Mum says:

   June 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm

   I thought I was coming to dog-sit?
4. Mum says:

   June 21, 2009 at 4:57 pm

   Mmm….sounds like my boy…do hope he makes it, won’t be the same without him [strutting his stuff and embarrassing us all!!]….XX
5. English Mum says:

   June 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm

   TM: No, you’re coming to par-tay. You can pat him if you like. Then we’re off to the bar.

   Ma: Exactly. A family party without Mad Uncle Alg taking his clothes off and/or bursting into naked song? It hardly bears thinking about.
6. Littlemummy says:

   June 21, 2009 at 11:32 pm

   I demand photos of these shenanigans since I can’t be there.
7. Ali says:

   June 22, 2009 at 9:38 am

   Funnily enough sis i do remember,when we were in 4A getting home a little merry and sleeping with the dog a few times,she was very comfy if i remember,but snored !,i also remember coming back one night,forgetting my key as per and getting stuck halfway through the dog flap and falling asleep,she woke me up by licking my face and i managed to extricate myself,good girl,happy,happy days ! x
8. English Mum says:

   June 22, 2009 at 9:58 am

   Erica: Don’t worry, there’s be loads of photographic evidence. Hey – I thought you were in Florida!

   Alg: Well Bert doesn’t have a dog flap – we’d have to hinge half the door! I’m not sure I should leave you in charge of English Towers either – although I think Ma will be there to keep charge of you and Moon! x
9. Jay says:

   June 22, 2009 at 10:15 am

   Hahaha! Your family gatherings sound so much more mad than ours, it’s comforting! LOL!
10. PaddyInEngland says:

    June 22, 2009 at 11:47 am

    You should try Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock. It’s very simple. Look — scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
11. Townygirl says:

    June 22, 2009 at 11:50 am

    lol. your party definitely won’t be boring then. i’m intrigued to find out who wins the Bert fight!
12. Taffy's Mum says:

    June 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Oooh someone has been watching the big bang theory!
13. jennynib says:

    June 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Paddy, I’m liking your variation…

    However, I still rule at that game. And Thumb War, of course…

    ;P
14. PaddyInEngland says:

    June 22, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    @Taffy Mums – SHeldon ROCKS

    @jennynib – I cant make the spock sign, makes me very sad
15. Jennifer (Bert's No 1 Fan!) says:

    June 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    You folks make my family sound “normal”…whatever that is!! Ha ha!!
16. Kate says:

    June 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    sounds fantastic – I like a mad party – and it sounds like you know just how to throw one!
17. Moon says:

    June 22, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Well, make sure my room is ok … I have everything organised !!!!!
18. English Mum says:

    June 22, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Jay: Gah, you should have seen us at Christmas – took me ’til June to recover! x

    Paddy: Erm, okay then.

    Towny: Me too. Ali vs Jen sounds rather scary. I might be busy that day.

    TM: Big bang theory? x

    Jen: Ooh thumb wars. I hate that. The kids always beat me. Happy birthday by the way!

    
19. English Mum says:

    June 22, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    TM: Ohhh right, Big Bang Theory as in the TV show? Blonde, see? x

    Paddy: Ooh I can do that! Sadly I have absolutely no interest in Star Trek Space Wars or whatever.

    Jenn: Heh. Dysfunctional is our middle name )

    Kate: Hmmm, I might have to edit the photographs before they get blogged tho!

    Moon: Well it was still there last time I looked. You won’t be requiring hot towels and maid service I presume? Although I’m sure Ali would look quite fetching in a maid outfit…
20. jennynib says:

    June 23, 2009 at 12:51 am

    Why fanks dahlin’, innit.

    I feel rather calm and wise today. Could be age. Could be Merlot. Who can say?

    
21. English Mum says:

    June 23, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Jen: Hmmm. Must be age. If it was Merlot it would be accompanied by nausea. No sign of my pressie yet, then? Bit of a worry that x