Oh those celebrities, what little monkeys…

First up, we have Madonna looking absolutely and completely normal.  I can’t see the problem, personally, I look just like that when I get out of bed in the morning:

Next up, we have the lovely Hulk Hogan, who buys his seventeen year old son a high performance Toyota Supra, sits back as the child (yes, he’s a child) racks up four speeding tickets (115mph in a 70mph zone, 57mph in a 30mph zone, 106 in a 70mph zone and finally 82mph in a 45mph zone):

…and is then said to be ‘devastated’ as the boy goes to prison following a high speed crash that leaves his friend and passenger with severe brain injuries and likely to be in a vegetative state for the rest of his life:

My children will have push bikes until they are approximately 35 years old.  Then I might let them ride them on the road, but only if they’re wearing a helmet and reflective vest.

18 Responses to “Oh those celebrities, what little monkeys…”

1. june in florida says:

   July 30, 2008 at 3:43 am

   Em i got through the teens with mini bikes, motor mikes and first cars (4 sons) whew, can breath now.Now my oldest 45 years decides to take flying lessons and buys a motor bike,Florida mind you with all the old people driving all drugged up and cant see for crap.Here we go again.
2. Sleepyjane says:

   July 30, 2008 at 7:35 am

   These parents don’t know that they’s doing so much more harm than good. Like we need more effed up people in the world. Gah!
3. Thriftcriminal says:

   July 30, 2008 at 8:16 am

   Holy batshit! is Madonna the undead? She looks like a vampire in need of a couple of liters of AB-.
4. redmum says:

   July 30, 2008 at 9:43 am

   Are you crazy!!!! Then you might let them on the road, if they won’t cycle on the pavement, then they can walk
5. nuttycow says:

   July 30, 2008 at 10:12 am

   Madonna looks seriously thin.

   Evil woman.
6. English Mum says:

   July 30, 2008 at 12:56 pm

   June: Ugh, it’s scary. Hubby lost his best mate in a motorbike accident at 17 so our children are under no illusion that they won’t be allowed them while they’re under our roof. Harsh, but I can understand it. I love motorbikes and cars so I can see the attraction x

   Sleepy: Ah, the celebrity child, eh? Beaucoup de money et pas de sense.

   Thrifty: And what’s up with those cheekbones? Her spokesman says she’s ‘tired’. Yeh, and bloody weird too x
7. Thriftcriminal says:

   July 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm

   It reminds me of the Ab Fab quote (Patsy) suggesting that all these women achieve the figure they are chasing about 4 weeks after death: Skeletal with big plastic boobs still intact.
8. English Mum says:

   July 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm

   Red: Blimey! I’m not worthy! Hmmm, you’re right. I think I’ll just give them a lift instead. I’m not busy…

   Nutty: Meh, I’m not a fan either. I think she should retire gracefully. Gets to the stage when you feel embarrassed buying someone’s songs just because they’re ancient!! x
9. Natalie says:

   July 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm

   OMG I cannot believe the state of Madonna…was even thinking trick photography, wow, that is really taking it all a bit too far.
10. English Mum says:

    July 30, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Thrifty: Makes you wonder what Guy Ritchie thinks snuggling up to that weird bag of bones every night. Ew!
11. Jay says:

    July 30, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    We got through the motorised teen years okay, if you don’t count the seven cars No. 2 got through… (mostly not his fault it has to be said, though the one he killed through not putting oil in it most certainly was) .. and now they’ve both moved out and No. 1 has bought himself a motorbike, and No. 2 is saying he wants one.

    *Sigh*

    Both his Dad and I were bikers, so what can we say? Scares the pants off me though. It’s not just you, it’s the other homicidal maniacs out there.
12. English Mum says:

    July 30, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    Jay: Yeh, that’s the trouble. There’s a jumped up little turd round here that insists on driving his piddly little 125cc round all the country lanes doing stuff like wheelies and ‘look no hands’. Soooo tempting to pull out of my driveway a little too far…oops! Sorry pal, didn’t see you there heh.

    Oh and where’s Aidy when we’re having a motorbike conversation?
13. K8 says:

    July 30, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    Look at it’s arm!!! It looks like a map of the Wicklow mountains!
14. Thriftcriminal says:

    July 31, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Arrrgh. Me bits have gone into hiding after you conjoured up that image!
15. English Mum says:

    July 31, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    K8: LOL! Isn’t it vile? Put a jumper on already! x

    Thrifty: Sorry pal, heh x
16. tracey fenner says:

    August 1, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Omg madonna looks awful, I want to be slim but that…yuk. what must her daughter think…not a great role model.
    kids and cars, well I’ll be mum’s taxi forever I think.
    xx
    t
17. DrowseyMonkey says:

    August 3, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    Madonna … seriously, what is with her arms? Eeesh
18. English Mum says:

    August 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Tracey: Seriously, it’s gross. I know they say you can save your arse or your face, but she looks like she’s knackered both of them!

    Drowsey: I think someone stretched her on a rack. I’m thinking Guy????