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Congratulations and celebrations

Birthday boobs

Ooh, I’ve come over all Cliff Richard today.  Scary.  Anyoo, lots of exciting, celebratory-type things happening today.  First off is the exciting news that the widest cow in the world has finally popped and given birth to two of the fluffiest, spindliest, cutest little calves in the whole of Cavan.  Yum.  Oops, I mean ahhhh.

Cute little burgers

Secondly is the news that my lovely Cousin and sometime commenter, Moon, and his much lovelier new bride, M, have invited us to their blessing (having snuck off in the first instance and done the dirty while nobody was looking).  Congratumalations, you guys.  Enjoy the honeymoon.  I’m off to buy a hat.  Woohoo!

And thirdly is the stunning news that today is my birthday.  Oh yes, I’m a whole 38 today.  I got a beautiful pink watch from my #2 son, along with Patrick Suskind’s ‘Perfume’ that I’ve been after forever, plus a beautiful John Rocha heart necklace from my beloved, and an amazing Japanese Maple for my garden from #1.  I also got a big wad of cash from me Ma (thank you Mumsy!) and a heeeowge bouquet of flowers from Jen, plus another from the Disreputable One, currently living it up and spending my inheritance somewhere warm and sunny.  Lucky me, eh?  Oh and by the way, Dad, thanks for the pornographic birthday card, but unfortunately his spinning willy fell off in the post.  Bet that’s the first time An Post have been blamed for breaking off a pornographic appendage.

Thanks, finally, to my wonderful sister-in-law, C, for my lovely little top and shorts (pictured), which probably sums me up better than she knows.  What a lucky beaver I am, eh?  I’m off to make myself a birthday Black Forest Gateau.  Laters.

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17 Responses to “Congratulations and celebrations”

  1. Moon says:

    How do you know she is even more lovlier than me ….. ????

    Ha ha ha on being 38, I’ll always be the youngest in the family …. Have a great day Cous, love you loads xxxxxx

  2. Deborah says:

    Happy birthday EM! Hope you have a lovely day!

  3. Ali says:

    It’s in the post……………………….not !

  4. Moon: I’ve seen photographic evidence. Anyway, who’s NOT lovelier than you? Heh. Aw fanks mate. Congrats xxx

    Deborah!: We’re not worthy!!!! Thank you very much x

    Alg: Ah, I meant to add that you forgot my bloody birthday again but hey, it’s hardly newsworthy.

    Thrifty: Ta muchly! Will be champers-bound later x

  5. Mum says:

    Is this the 4th time I’ve wished you a happy birthday today – hey who’s counting, you’re worth it my one and only beautiful daughter! Who’s the lucky one then – envy you the acer, I do miss mine from B Road – they’re so pretty, look after it! Enjoy being spoilt for the rest of the day – love & hugs, XX

  6. 73man says:

    Happy Birthday EM.

  7. Ma: Aw thanks. Yes, been pacing about the garden today trying to decide where to put it. Raising a glass (or three) now. Mwah xx

    73: Ta. V old now, as my youngest son just pointed out. x

  8. wee jen says:

    Happy birthday! Hope you have a lovely day (and lots of cake, too, of course) :-)

  9. Jen: Thanks darlin’. Have had two pieces so far. It’s not bad actually – another of my ‘experimental’ ones. Heh. Might even post up a recipe x

  10. june in florida says:

    Last but not least “Have a Very Happy Birthday”.

  11. Taffy's Mum says:

    Happy (now belated) Birthday from me and non-stop waggy tails from the boys too xxx

  12. June: Thank you! Feeling very sick now x

    TM! Fanx. How are the fellas? x

  13. Isitjustme? says:

    belated happy birthday EM!! sounds like you had a lovely day and the pressies sound fantastic too.
    Sorry I’m late with my birthday wishes…I’ve been in Dublin loking after my friends children (that friend) and had no internet….suffering from withdrawal symptoms..

  14. Taffy's Mum says:

    EM: The Boys are good William has settled in well. I think Taffy is going very grey very quickly having this whirlwind William around him all the time!
    We are having a few problems with William spraying in the house. He has now decided the bathroom is the place to go – shame it is not in the toilet :(
    Any suggestions on how I can stop him?
    What can the wonderful greyhound guru J recommend?

  15. Isit: Ah wondered where you were. Hope that’s going well. xx

    TM: Hmmm, will have to ask Jen. One of ours, Louis, took to peeing up beds. Absolute disaster – especially if one of the kids left their doors open – bloody nightmare to clean a matress, duvet, etc… J? Any suggestions there?? x

  16. Foreigner says:

    Aw, I’m so sorry I missed the right day but congratulations nevertheless!
    (That birthday cake of yours …mmmmmm. Sinful.)

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