Bitchy
God, the weather’s really closed in today. It’s cold and foggy and the horrible school run was ever worse than usual. Happily, the Toll Trolls were funny today. They did a little skit about being air hostesses for ‘Air Troll’. The in-flight announcement went something like ‘Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this Air Troll flight. If, during the flight, we experience a sudden loss of cabin pressure, hear any loud bangs and feel any intense heat or a sudden urge to pass away, this will indicate that we have hit the ground’, which I thought would be more entertaining than the usual old crap you hear on Ryan Air flights.
What was less funny was the ‘celebrity’ gossip. Jodie Marsh (what exactly is she famous for?) was quoted as calling Jordan ‘a slapper’. And this is the same Jodie who wrote heart-wrenchingly in her book of being bullied at school? You would think, wouldn’t you, that she would know exactly how hurtful words can be.
Much to hubby’s amusement, I always quite admire people like Jordan and Victoria Beckham. Let’s face it, however much people slag off Jordan von Big Boobs and her comedy breasts, she’s made more money than you or I are ever likely to see in a lifetime. And not only is Victoria Beckham pretty stylish, she was already a millionaire before she met Mr Beckham. You can’t deny that these girls are self-made and have become extremely successful using whatever talents they may or may not have. Shame on you, Jodie – you’ve lowered yourself to the ranks the green-eyed and the just plain spiteful. My Mum always said ‘if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all’.
