Bahamas

So once again, the time has come for us to up sticks and move house. It’s T minus 7 days and counting. God, I hate moving. I’ve tied Hubby down (keep it clean, people) and forced him to promise that this is our last move EVER and that we’re allowed to stay in the next one until they take us out in a recyclable low-ozone sustainable cardboard coffin. I’ve also ordered the ‘complete packing service’ (ooer), which means that they pack everything and you don’t have to lift a finger (‘she’s just had her nails done’, said smirky Hubby to the removal man. Grrrr). Hopefully this way we won’t have to relive the moment when one of the delivery men did a perfectly executed double back somersault over the front step and we all stood, holding our breath, while the large box-load of my very badly packed Waterford Crystal flew through the air and came to a very hard standstill on the tile floor with an ominous crash. Apparently if you pack it yourself you’re asking for trouble. Well, that’s my excuse.

Eircom, keeping to their usual miserable standards, have promised me that I can have a phone line in my new house in: ‘ooh’ (sucks teeth), ‘about a month I’d say…’ so I may well be banished back to the Internet Café I frequented after my last move. Still, things are looking up according to an email I received today and I shall soon be leaving all this behind for a private island in the Bahamas.

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(oh, and by the way, this photo was taken back in January when the wheat was just shooting)

No Responses to “Bahamas”

1. Isitjustme? says:

   August 22, 2007 at 1:11 pm

   Sigh…when we moved into our house in Dublin I made Mr Isit promise the same thing..and here we are in Galway with a stint in brussels looming in the not too distant future.Good luck with the move EM!!!.
   NB you aren’t doing too bad with Eircom..when we moved in her some twonk in Eircom quoted us 6 MONTHS!!!
2. englishmuminireland says:

   August 22, 2007 at 8:39 pm

   Good God, 6 months? We’d have been moved again by then! Ooh Brussels. Good or bad?
3. Isitjustme? says:

   August 22, 2007 at 8:45 pm

   Dunno really there are the pros like the new experiences for us all…but then there the cons…moving/uprooting from schools/strange people (even stranger than the Irish).I’m working my way towards acceptance..we’ll see later about enjoyment.