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The big Figleaves photoshoot!

(Alternatively titled: When will I ever learn to keep my big mouth shut?)

So as you know, then, last week I may have been just a teeny bit critical of Figleaves.com and their ‘swimwear for your shape’ models, who were somewhat less curvy than they ought to have been.  Well an awful lot of you agreed.  The comments section was full of people saying that they wanted to see clothes meant for curvy people actually modelled on curvy people.

Let’s face it, it was never going to end well.

‘Righto, then’ said Hayley from Figleaves, ‘you can come and be our models.  Find five people of all different shapes and sizes, and we promise you we’ll find you a flattering swimsuit.  Oh, and you need to come here on Wednesday, get your clothes off in front of the camera and then have the photoshoot splashed across our website.’

Is that all?  Pffft.

And so it came to pass after a few days of intense email negotiation with my friends, relatives (‘what? F*ck Off!’) and  fellow bloggers (it’s a lot to ask of people – there were several ‘you must be JOKING!’ replies) that four brave souls and I arrived on Figleaves’ doorstep wondering what the hell we’d let ourselves in for!

The final team selection was:

Me (obviously)

Clare, one of my oldest friends (she’ll never speak to me again now)

Jill, one of Clare’s friends (who’ll probably never speak to Clare again now)

Paula, a long-time twittermate and fellow blogger, and

Naomi, another tweeter and Kids Coach suggested by my friend Becky from Baby Budgeting.

Firstly I have to say immense kudos to Figleaves, for reacting to criticism and really welcoming us with open arms.  We had a question and answer session over a big tablefull of croissants and pastries (let’s face it, it was too late to diet), and we were pleased to hear that unlike some in the industry, Figleaves’ standard model size is a 12, (which is a bonus for all the gorgeous girls that work there too, I should imagine) and they regularly use larger models and, indeed, models with enormous bust sizes!  Kudos also for the fact that they did take on board our criticism of the ‘swimwear for your shape’ pictures (especially the one in the drapey red swimsuit).

They also don’t ‘airbrush’.  ’We’ll touch up any bruises or marks’, said Hayley, ‘but we never make our models look thinner’.  We agreed that our photoshoot would be shown ‘as it comes’: no airbrushing or touching up of any kind.  Gulp.

Next it was in to hair and make-up, which was really lovely (as Paula said ‘I went into a complete trance when she was doing my hair’) and then into the dreaded fitting room.

I’ll be honest here.  On holiday with my family, yes, I wear a bikini.  But the one they chose?  Scaaaary.  I would never have chosen it, either for the local pool OR for the beach – I was hoping to get a ‘hold it all in’ swimsuit.  I was, however, persuaded by the lovely Christina, Figleaves’ Marketing Manager and wobbled (both literally and figuratively) to my allotted spot to be photographed.

And that leads me onto my next point: I will never again say that models have an easy job.  It’s tough.  No, it really is.  It’s so hard to look natural.  We all felt that we stood woodenly in front of the camera, while our lovely Photographer saying ‘relax! drop your shoulders, move your arm, don’t grit your teeth!’  Seriously, when you’re concentrating that hard on holding your tummy in, you do grit your teeth!

So what did we discover from this experience?  Well, that modelling’s not easy, that you really don’t look anything like you think you look in a bikini, that choosing the right swimwear really can make a difference to how you look on the beach and that next time, I’ll think before I open my great big trapl

Enormous thanks to the lovely bunch at Figleaves – you can read their blog about our day here.

Even more enormous thanks to my beautiful and brave models.  Without you this would not have happened and I’m immensely grateful xx

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58 Responses to “The big Figleaves photoshoot!”

  1. Absolutely brilliant, well done to you all. And if you come anywhere near me in that bikini in Florida I’m throwing you to Shamu.

  2. TheMadHouse says:

    You all look stunning, hats off to you and figleaves

  3. Paula says:

    Fab Post – this reminds me of all the lovely aspects of the day (and not the fact that I’ve since committed to lose the extra (mumble mumble) that I’ve put on in the last year.

    Really pleased that you asked me…deffo one for the scrapbook xx

    • English Mum says:

      You must be joking, Paula, you looked absolutely beautiful – don’t change a thing! You’re right, though – an experience of a lifetime (if a slightly odd one!) xx

  4. Just brilliant – well done for telling it like it is in the first place and, like you said, kudos to Figleaves for responding the way that they did.

  5. It is definately one of the best things I have done. I feel more proud of my body and now have a great swimsuit to wear! I am so pleased I got co-erced into it. But now you know I am up for anything am feeling a little scared…….

    • English Mum says:

      Mwah ha haaaa…

      Next time I ring you’ll be quaking in your boots, Naomi!!

      Seriously, you looked fab, and I think it was a hugely empowering experience. Thanks again! xx

  6. You are all brave ladies. And you all look stunning!

  7. Well you all look faaaaaaabulous and should be dead proud!! Am super impressed figleves put their money where their mouth is and had you in too……

    • English Mum says:

      I know, bless ‘em – they were fabulous – we got to have a look round and everything. They were very sweet (especially as I wasn’t exactly complimentary!) x

  8. Littlemummy says:

    This is amazing, and hugeemungus kudos to you and your fellow models – You all look amazing and natural!

    • English Mum says:

      Aw thanks Erica. On reflection I guess I’m glad that we weren’t airbrushed at all (although just ONE picture of perfection might have been nice…) xx

  9. [...] images are now all over the bloody internet, they’re here and here and here, so it would seem churlish not to show them here too.  It was a fantastic day; [...]

  10. What a ‘journey’! I saw the figleaves site and thought you all very brave. You all looked gorgeous. Can’t wait to hear your families’ reactions when you demand an hour in hair and make up before appearing pool-side this summer! x

    • English Mum says:

      Haha thank you! I did ask the make-up lady if she wouldn’t mind popping to my house for a half hour each morning. Sadly she’s too busy. Ah well… x

  11. First off – well done you. I would NEVER have done that, but then I look 7 months pregnant, even though I am not. Also, well done to Figleaves for rising to the challenge and actually listening to the criticisms flying their way. Having said that, I just went to their webpage and, as I scrolled down, there was no evidence of any size 12 models to be seen. So, if their standard model is a size 12, where is she? On sabbatical?

    • English Mum says:

      ‘Tis funny, Boo, but we actually met a couple of their models and although they were slim, they were actually quite busty! I think that’s for their clothing range – the swimsuit models are chosen by bust size (and are naturally absolutely gorgeous – you can see by our pics that the lighting is not flattering to skin tone!!) x

  12. You all look absolutely fabulous! And you have been very polite about the replies you received when you asked if we would come along! I half wish I had now. Well maybe a quarter. xx

  13. Priness_L_88 says:

    Well done you :D You look bloody stunning!

  14. jabblog uk says:

    Well, I take my hat off to you – or would if I were wearing one. Never, in a million years, would I expose myself to such scrutiny. (I might reconsider for a seriously large amount of dosh!)
    Well done, you and your pals – and well done to Figleaves!

  15. Susan Mann says:

    You look amazing. You all look amazing. Well done. x

  16. Oh, they are so gorgeous! And you look amazing. Can’t believe you were worried at all about wearing that bikini. You even have abs! xx

  17. Coastal Aussie says:

    You all look beautiful and very model-esque. I’d hire you all for a fashion shoot, any day of the week. Plus, you’re all super brave and should feel hugely proud of your bodies and photos. And, well done to the company for setting up this challenge.

    • English Mum says:

      Aw thanks lovely. Yes, it was actually a good way of realising ‘yup, this is me – and I kind of should embrace it rather than moan about it’. Empowering. And terrifying!

  18. TheGlutton says:

    The pics are amazing – you all look fabulous and deserve much praise for having the guts to do it!

  19. Nova says:

    You all look lovely and what a feel good post…I feel quite emotional after reading that. X

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  21. geekymummy says:

    You all look brilliant. I love that red polka dot bikini!

  22. Linda says:

    Can’t talk, I just came.

  23. Fortynotout says:

    Oh My feckin Wow! You all look amazing… and well done for going through with it. I know it sounds bizarre but trying to get people to relax in front of a camera is really hard. You need a good photographer and team, as well as the willing model to achieve the right picture. But how refreshing to see gorgeous women… looking mighty fine right there on camera! And I’m sorry but you are lying… your skin is far too luminous to be 40! xxx

  24. Pinchypants says:

    SUCH a great blog about a great idea – hats (and practically everything else!) off to you gorgeous girls, and big thumbs up to Figleaves for listening and acting. You’re all great sports, with great bods and a great sense of humour. Love it.

  25. OMG! It was worth a second visit just to see Linda’s comment! I knew she’d come up with something spectacular! :O

  26. Agree with Rosie over Linda.

    You are all hot!!!

  27. Never mine yummy mummies, more like hot totty.

    Well done to you all for being so brave and putting their claims to the test. You all look fab.

  28. Grace says:

    Wow, you all look amazing. What a fantastic challenge, marvellously taken up and brilliantly executed. Well done to all five of you and the team from Figleaves.

    That’s inspired me to have a look at the range now!

  29. Magic Mummy says:

    It looks like you had a fab day….

    Well done to Figleaves for listening to what people want, I will definitely be checking out their site now – although I’m not sure I’m inspired enough to wear a bikini just yet though lol

  30. jennynib says:

    Hrumph, yomp, yomp, snarfle, chop. (burp)

    Scuse me? Oh, pardon! I’m just eating my words, be with you in two ticks!

    :)

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  32. Townygirl says:

    marvelous. well done. xx

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