A shining star of wonderful gorgeousness

Nope, I’m all out. You’ll have to go elsewhere.

My lips are sealed.

Okay, so after the madness that has been the last couple of days (I think I notched up 5 straight hours on Twitter on Saturday – ridiculous), and with our Shelterbox total standing at a very respectable £3622, today I thought I’d settle down and write a ‘normal’ blog post.  I sat at the computer awaiting inspiration.

Nope, nothing.

So I decided to catch up with some of the blog posts in my Google reader instead.  I follow a bloody ridiculous amount of blogs, which meant I had about 300 new blog posts to read.  It’s true, dearest reader, I’m a nerd.

This, plus the fact that my beloved, but completely mental friends had filled up my inbox with about 62 emails entitled stuff like ‘shitballs’ (we have these long, ridiculous, rambling conversations via email where we all hit ‘reply all’, it’s utterly confusing) meant that I had rather a lot of reading.

Another happy and unexpected bonus to all this tweeting and blogging for Haiti is that I’ve discovered tons of new foodie and winey (?) blogs to read, so happily I can send you elsewhere for some inspiration.  One of my faves is a fantastic wine blog called Knackered Mother’s Wine Blog.  Afterwards, I was tweeting about the amazing Lucy, who at just 14 writes possibly my favourite foodie blog, Teen Baker.  I think I’m particularly impressed as my own 14 year old, The Mad Professor, would have no chance of writing, spelling and punctuating a blog post, let alone cooking the food in the first place.  He does cook pretty well, but needs constant supervision as he tends to wander off muttering half way through the recipe, or forgets stuff, or just doesn’t stop talking ( things like the entire plots of books, in jaw-clenching detail, or, worse: the step-by-step walk-through of the dream he had last night) so that he drives me mad and I have to throw him out of the kitchen.

Where was I? Oh yes, blogs.  I also adore Epicute for no other reason than that I love food and I love cuteness, and this blog combines the two so perfectly.  And on the subject of gorgeous food, look no further than the utterly stylish Cannelle et Vanille.  And no list of fabulous food-bloggers would be complete without the Irish legend that is The Daily Spud (don’t be fooled, this blog is so much more than potatoes, I assure you), and while we’re in Ireland, my first port of call when lacking a little bit of inspiration in the kitchen is Italian Foodies.  And of course normally, I’d send you in the direction of Belly Rumbles when talking of food, but madame currently has something more important in the oven, if you get my drift.

And lastly but not leastly, nothing to do with food this one.  You MUST read this post by the delectable More than just a mother.  I defy you not to wet your pants (see what I did there?) laughing.

So there you have it.  I have absolutely nothing to say.

Oh.

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46 Responses to “Nope, I’m all out. You’ll have to go elsewhere.”

  1. If you’re a nerd, I’m a double nerd, I think I have around 1000+ blogs which I follow – don’t get to read them all of course but do have a day once a week where I simply do nothing on my pc apart from read blogs. Now that is sad.

    CJ xx

  2. But? Why am I But? Why could I not be ‘friend’ or ‘beloved’ or ‘fact’ would have been a whole lot better.
    I have the hump . . .

  3. Linda says:

    Tara, if you have a hump, I have a double hump. NOT EVEN ON THE LIST. Mwwwwahhwhwhhwhwh etc, mind you I suppose linking to me as ‘mental’ could have been a bit near the mark. xxx

    • English Mum says:

      What’s this? But you are there, my lovely. Except I’ve realised this morning kind of messed you up and you’re slightly off to the right (I blame Tesco’s 3 for £10 wine offer). xx

  4. Ignore Tara’s complaint about the word ‘but’, you have listed me under the word ‘mental’ in good old-fashioned lilac. And to make matters worse, you have put Jo Beaufoix under friends. I see. Is that how it is. And I tagged you in my lovely meme post today. I am sure the rest of your blog post is fabulous but I got stuck at the word mental.
    *smirk*

  5. Linda says:

    It’s okay, you used a picture of me, all is forgiven.

  6. Thank you English, what a very kind mention for my blog. The opposite of hump-inducing. Oh god, that sounds wierd. Leaving now.

    xx

  7. Linda says:

    Can we talk about lady bumps instead of humps? x

  8. OMG, don’t let’s start on the ladybumps …..xx

  9. Jo Beaufoix says:

    Humps and bumps all sound a bit rude to me. English Mum, why is your blog so rude! I am shocked. No really I am. As for putting Rosie Scribble as ‘mental’, well, no comment. ;D

  10. You have Laura as beloved, I would’ve suggested she’s more of a Crazy MoFo.

    If she reads this she’ll be round egging my door….yikes!!

    ;)

  11. Some excellent recommendations English Mum! I can see a few that I’ll be following along with as well. Hugs xx Also… huge, massive, amazing congratulations for all the donations you inspired.

  12. Grandma says:

    How did that get to come from English Mum??

  13. Laura says:

    I am so pleased that I am your beloved. Much better than being your ‘but’.

  14. exmoorjane says:

    Okay, so I’m fact. Fact. What word does that remind you of? Yup, take out the c…. that’s the one. Not that I’m paranoid or anything….

    btw, liked the title of the one you mentioned, the willy one – is it any good?? Not the willy, the book. Natch. Or not. In this company.

    • English Mum says:

      Paranoia is a terrible thing, Jane…

      It’s very good, actually. Hilariously funny – it’s been on his bedside for ages now (although not sure whether this is a good thing or not) xx

  15. Top Fuzz says:

    Some great sites there! I also adore epicute, and I am blown away by Teen Baker’s talent. There are so many recipes on her blog that I need to try! :)

    Great recommendations – more! more! :)

  16. Daily Spud says:

    I should print out your kind words, put them in a little display case on the mantlepiece and point at it saying, see, I’m a legend, that other legend, E.M., says so :)

  17. Not that I want to add to your list even more… but this is my favourite foodie blog… I highly recommend it!

  18. Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst says:

    Oops, sorry, but I think I just unintentionally ‘borrowed’ your non-post post. Maybe its contagious, something in the air, this lack of inspiration.

  19. MTJAM says:

    I am deeply honoured, as a non-foodie-blog-writer, to be mentioned here. You have a beautiful blog, however it’s made me very hungry so I’m off for some porridge. xx

  20. Townygirl says:

    nout wrong with following a few blogs my lovely. i can’t wait for my boss to go out this afternoon and have a good rummage through the ones you’ve put on here mwahahaha. xxx

  21. Lucy says:

    Thank you so much for including me on this lovely list of bloggers! It makes me very happy :D Will definitely be checking out the other blogs on here, time very well spent I think!

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