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Step by step cheese sauce – comedy cauliflower optional

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So one of my happier experiments in the garden were these little beauties.  They did have a name, but I’ve bloody forgotten now, although I’m sure Poppy’s Mum or GrowUp, my gardening gurus, will let me know in due course.  Yesterday, then, we decided to pick one and test it out. 

‘Ooh’, said #1, ‘cauliflower cheese!’. 

‘Yum’, said I. 

‘Bleurgh’, said the other two. 

There’s no pleasing some people.

Here, then, are step by step guidelines to making your own creamy, cheesy sauce.  What you do with it is entirely up to you: stir it through pasta and bake for easy mac and cheese, use it to layer through your lasagne, pile it on thick toast and grill it…. frankly, you can smother yourself in it from head to toe if you like… be my guest.  Anyhoo, digressing.  Here she blows, then:

Firstly, make the cheese sauce:

1 tbsp butter

1 tbsp plain flour

About 200g random cheese: I used Wexford Cheddar and Parmesan

400ml milk (ish)

Salt and pepper

Okay, so I know this is all sounding a bit random, but honestly it’s pretty hard to get this wrong.  Just melt a nice big tablespoon of butter in a saucepan on a low heat:

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Then whop in your tablespoon of plain flour.  Keep stirring over a low heat while you ‘cook out’ the flour and make a nice smooth paste (or ‘roux’ if you’re feeling a bit cheffy):

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Now slowly mix in the milk, stirring all the time.  As it bubbles, the mixture will thicken.  If it’s too thick, add a little more milk.  Season with a little salt and pepper (purists use white pepper so there’s no black bits) and that’s your basic white sauce.  To make it into a cheese sauce, just chop up and add in some random cheese:

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I used Cheddar and Parmigiano, but you can use whatever takes your fancy.  Red Leicester makes it a pretty colour, and blue cheese makes a ridiculously good sauce for steak or pasta.  Word of advice, here, people, courtesy as usual of English Grandma: don’t grate the cheese – you’ll end up with a big clump that takes ages to melt – chunks melt far easier (I’m a mine of useless information, me).

Now, for cauliflower cheese, blanch your comedy vegetable by plunging into some boiling, salted water until just tender:

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…pop into an ovenproof dish, pour over your cheesy sauce of choice, top with a little more grated cheese, and bake in the oven at good ol’ 180 degrees/gas 4 for about 20 minutes or until golden and bubbling:

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Serve with some big, fat spicy sausages, or a roast dinner, or just on its own as an easy supper.  If you’re going for the full body masque, though, go steady on the pepper.

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28 Responses to “Step by step cheese sauce – comedy cauliflower optional”

  1. Coastal Aussie says:

    Your cauliflower looks amazing !!! Like a piece of coral from beneath the sea.

    Your recipes looks decidedly yummy, am hungry now. :o ) Hugs.

    PS. Am thrilled to learn the nifty whisk is coming in handy – brilliant. Double hugs.

  2. Growup says:

    Romanesco or something. It has fractional dimension (fractal). I planted some seedlings and they are not doing well, the cabbage whites got to them, but I think they are an all year rounder so I might try some more. Yum sauce, the wife does a packet, not the same.

  3. I can’t believe you chopped that up and ate it. Surely you could have had it chryogenically frozen and saved as a piece of art. Tis a beauty!

  4. Littlemummy says:

    Love homemade cheese sauce (especially as the packet stuff is so nasty) I made lasagne yesterday topped with a cheddar cheese sauce. I grate my cheese and it melts fine, but who am I to argue with English Grandma (or anyone’s grandma for that matter!)

    • English Mum says:

      Nom nom I love lasagne. Yes, I think to be fair if you’ve got a grater with big enough holes it’s fine, but it you’ve got one of those with the teeny holes that makes cheese fluff, then you’re in trouble!!

  5. Baino says:

    When I was little, very little, I was told not to leave the table but to sit and eat my cauliflower cheese. . I hated it, smelled like vomit and one of my childhood memories is a neighbour coming in and urging me to clean up my plate. Now I adore anything cheesy and actually tonight the kids made ‘crepe’ canniloni with cheese sauce (well I made the bechemel) It was utterly delicious . . I used red leicester as well, so pretty, simple and cheap! I’ve educated my kids on staples. I reckon if you can make a bolognaise, crepes and a bechemel, you have the basis for just about everything. Adam’s taken it on board. Clare won’t cook anything that doesn’t involve chocolate!

  6. Baino says:

    Oh hot tip. If you make your cheese sauce in a Pyrex bowl in the microwave and smash it with a Bamix, it’s quicker, cleaner and creamier. Don’t ask me why.

  7. In NZ I saw them being referred to as broccoflower but I think Romanesco would be more correct! They look great. I have plenty of caterpillars on my purple sprouting too. At least someone’s enjoying it.

    • English Mum says:

      Glad I’m not the only one, Caroline. To be honest, I’ve given up and let them take over. Next year I’ll have to find something ‘organic – ish’ to get rid of the little b*stards though!

  8. Townygirl says:

    my mumma taught me to make bechemel when i was about 12. it’s an excellent thing to be able to make isn’t it. boyf was ever so impressed . . . at first lol. xx

  9. I didn’t know that about the cheese chunks! You have changed my life x

  10. Mary says:

    Like Townygirl, my mother taught me to make bechemel sauce when I was little.
    Very interested in chopping the cheese rather than grating it, I hate grating cheese!
    And I love that veg thing!

  11. Kirk M says:

    Hold on now, I’m throwing on the wet suit and looking for my flippers and snorkel. I figure that if I pace my swimming I can arrive over there just in time for the next harvest. Invite me to dinner?

  12. K8 says:

    Cauliflower earrings – giggle :)

    If a vegetable was a mathematical equation, that cauliflower would be it.

  13. Catalina says:

    Cute blog!
    We call them Veronica cauliflower over here.
    They are so yummy!

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