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The Friday photo(s): vanilla muffins, step by step

So it’s come to my attention that Single Parent Dad uses packet fairy cake mixes.  *Gasp*

When I recovered from the shock, I promised to do him a little step-by-step guide and he, in turn, promised to take photographic evidence for us all to have a good laugh at to prove that he’d really made them.  Just so happens that I have a spanking new bottle of something called Madagascar Bourbon Vanilla Bean Paste nabbed in the fantastic Williams Sonoma on our recent trek with Disney’s Sarah (Mary Poppins) round the biggest mall in the world, somewhere in Florida:

Madagascar Bourbon vanilla bean paste

Here yiz are, then, SPD:

Firstly for the ingredients:

  • 200g plain flour
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • ½ tsp salt
  • 75g caster sugar
  • 50g brown sugar
  • 100g butter
  • 2 eggs
  • 125ml milk
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract or vanilla bean paste
  • 100g chocolate chips (optional)

You will need:

  • A set of scales
  • A bowl
  • A sieve
  • Two measuring jugs
  • a microwave oven (or a saucepan on the stove)
  • A small whisk or fork
  • A spoon
  • A spatula to scrape, otherwise a small child to lick bowl
  • Paper muffin cases
  • A muffin tin
  • An oven.  Duh.

And here’s how to do it:

  1. Firstly, and most importantly, make sure you’ve got all the ingredients.  Preheat the oven to 180ºC/gas mark 4.
  2. Grab a large bowl, a sieve and some weighing scales.  Weigh out the flour, add in the baking powder and salt, then sieve it into the bowl.  You can leave the salt out but it does add a lot of flavour, especially if you’re using the chocolate chips.
  3. Now weigh out the sugars (if you don’t have any brown sugar it doesn’t matter, use all caster sugar – I just like it as it gives a slightly toffee flavour to the end result.)  Add them to the floury stuff in the bowl and stir it all together.
  4. Put that bowl to one side.  Now measure out 100g butter.  Put it in a microwaveable jug and melt it in the microwave, or melt it on the hob:Melt the butter 
  5. Take another jug and measure out the milk.  Plop in the two eggs:Egg in milk
     
    and the teaspoon of vanilla:

    Add the vanilla

    …it looks yucky but don’t worry, just whisk with a fork or something until it’s all combined. 

  6. Get the butter out of the microwave and pour carefully into the eggy milk mixture, whisking all the time.
  7. Now grab the bowl of dry ingredients and pour the wet ingredients in.  Stir gently with the spoon until just combined.  Don’t over mix (this is the reason why everything your child makes turns out like rock cakes – overworking the gluten if you must know) - if there’s a tiny bit of powder left that’s fine:Mixture…and if you’re using chocolate chips, stir these in now.
  8. Now get the paper muffin cases and put them into the muffin tin.  Spoon one tablespoon full (or use an ice cream scoop) into each muffin case:Ready for the oven
  9. Bake in the oven for about 20 minutes until golden brown and a gentle push on the top makes it spring back up.  If it’s squelchy and your finger disappears into the muffin, it’s not done!
  10. Remove from the oven, allow to cool and either eat as they are or decorate with a little icing or melted chocolate:Blob on the melted chocolate… an icing footballer or two (although we think he’s slightly too rotund to play for Liverpool):

    Footballer

    Oh and if you have Mickeys that you stole from a Disney resort, so much the better:

    Sprinkle with Mickeys...

And that’s it.  Good luck, SPD.  We’ll be waiting for your results.

 

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24 Responses to “The Friday photo(s): vanilla muffins, step by step”

  1. Growup says:

    Not a massive cake fan, I do bread me so working that gluten is what I’m all about. Mmmmmm, non-neutonian :-)

  2. How come ‘optional’ only appears after the chocolate chips? I have flour, butter, eggs and milk, surely all the other ingredients are just showing off?

    My shopping sortie could be an interesting one this coming week, or maybe I will just invest in some photoshop training (only serious).

    Thanks for the luck.

  3. Laura Driver says:

    Oooh, I like the look of these, especially the Mickey ones!

    Seeing as I don’t even make buns out of a packet and my recent attempt to make rice crispie buns ended when the husband shooed me out of the kitchen when I said “What temperature does the oven need to be” I might challenge SPD to a ‘muffin off’.

    Watchathink?

  4. exmoorjane says:

    STOLEN Mickey sprinkles? NOT Disney. Have randomly added ‘lemon meringue pie’ to my blog to see if it lures in your readers!!!
    btw, award for you at mine – but be warned, it’s of the Linda variety.

  5. Growup says:

    Mickey sprinkles???!!!

    That’s gotta be an Irish porn star.

  6. English Mum says:

    Growup: I like making bread. I have to be in the mood but all the kneading’s very therapeutic – especially if you want to kill someone and you can pretend the dough is their head :roll:

    SPD: No photoshopping now! I might allow self-raising instead of the plain flour/baking powder combo, but absolutely no vanilla essence. There. I have spoken :mrgreen:

    Laura: A muffin off! Yay! Extra points for imaginitve decorations. Off you go, then and take pics!! x

    Jane: Ooh, rude awards? I’m SO in! I just did lemon meringue pie on google.ie and there I am in third place. Spooky eh? x

  7. Why oh why do you keep saying things like stolen mickeys??? I am in the office and chuckling to myself at the durtiness of it isn’t helping me maintain my ice cold exterior!! ;-)

    yum yum to the buns though!

  8. English Mum says:

    Growup: Excellent! That’s going straight on Twitter!!

    Rach: Sorry about the ice cold exterior. Am sitting here merrily snorting to myself, but then I am alone (saddo) xx

  9. Maxi Cane says:

    Goddammit, I’m too late for the Mickey sprinkles gag.

    Ohhh, wait.

    Ahem

    I’d love to sprinkle your muffin with my mickey.

    Taadaaa!

  10. English Mum says:

    Maxi: Oh that’s goood. That’ll get the Disney 7 cackling and no mistake :mrgreen:

  11. Erica says:

    I should really get into this baking lark no I’m a stay at home mum.

  12. Jennifer (Bert's No 1 Fan!) says:

    Oh my God Maxi Cane!! Go wash your mouth out with soap please and sit on the naughty step!!!!!

  13. English Mum says:

    Erica: Exactly! You can join in the muffin off with SPD and Laura xx

    Jenn: I know. He’s incorrigable. Or is that incorrigible? I never know x

  14. Yummy Mammy says:

    Slowly raising hand to admit that I also use packet mixes. Going away with head lowered in shame

  15. English Mum says:

    Mammy: Well that’s you entered into the muffin-off as well then.

  16. Moon says:

    I GIVE YOU KITTENS, WHERE IS BERT !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  17. English Mum says:

    Moon: Okay, have it your way. *Sigh*. Can I ever get away with a Bert-free Friday I wonder?

  18. xgirl says:

    Yum :) These’ll be getting made for the husband’s b-day on Monday!

  19. English Mum says:

    X: Harro stranger! Happy b’day to the husbag. Will he be getting the little fat footballers too, I wonder? :o )

  20. Moon says:

    Than you, Kittens are off to a better home i think ..

  21. Linda says:

    Oh wow, gorgeous post. We’ve done loads of baking lately – love it!

  22. English Mum says:

    Moon: Aw really? Bet you’ll be sad to see the little buggers go won’t you? x

    Linda: Why thank you – that’s kind. I’m loving baking at the moment – must be the Mickey spatula :roll: xx

  23. Nicole says:

    Can i just say…YUMMY!!!

  24. English Mum says:

    Nicole: They certainly were, thank you. I can definitely confirm that as I ate at least six. Heh. xx

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