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The Friday (Bert) photo: I want the bunny, though…

Okay, so here he is, especially for Moon.  Sadly, he’s not doing anything cute, or funny, or naughty.  In fact, he hasn’t done anything except this:

I want the bunny.  I want the bunny.  I need the bunny.  Can I have the bunny?  Can I?  Hmm?

… for several hours, since we went for a walk and discovered what we suspect to be Bert’s arch enemy, The Nasty Nemesis Hare ( the one who lolloped round the field, bimbling very close to windows where Bert happened to be, looking suspiciously like he was on a bit of a wind up) squished in the lane outside the house.  No longer will he saunter smugly past the window, furry face set in a hare-approximation of disdain, sticking his little tongue out as Bert leaves great pools of drool on the windowsills and sings a very bad Edith Piaf impression of absolute, jaw-clenching frustration…  Nope, he’s an ex-parrot.

And because Bert can just about see the aforementioned squished hare if he really cranes his neck, sadly his little peanut greyhound brain can focus on nothing else.  I mean, look at the expression.  I’ve tried to gently break it to him, that his furry tormentor is no more, but sadly, Bert will probably sit there until tomorrow morning, when he will discover that the flattened ex-hare has been taken by a fox, and stare for another couple of hours in a sad, disbelieving trance at the place where Nemesis Hare met his maker.  Bless.

And for those of you who haven’t visited before, no it’s not a very small sofa, it’s an utterly enormous horse-sized, somewhat bewildered and incredibly stupid dog.  Just thought I’d clear that up.

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21 Responses to “The Friday (Bert) photo: I want the bunny, though…”

  1. Moon says:

    Awwww, not stupid … chasing Hares is in his blood … he might even catch this one … I’ll put $10 on him !!!

  2. Mary says:

    What can I say? Poor hare.
    But Bert looks beautiful!

  3. English Mum says:

    Moon: Aw, I know. A teeny tiny part of me was tempted to let him have a go – y’know, just to actually feel like he’d finally caught something? – but then I came to my senses and realised how utterly gross that would be :0)

    Mary: I never cease to be surprised by just how big they are – huge back legs and twice the size of the rabbits in the field. No wonder he was impressed. And thanks, I’ll pass on your compliment x

  4. Baino says:

    Now that’s concentration for you! Lily’s been catching rabbits lately. Nope she’s not a greyhound, the only way she’ll ever get one is if it’s mixied and there’s a few around. Poor things die of fright after a squeeze and a few squeaks and I have to release them from her jaws and stick em in the bin. She gets that soulful ’spoil sport why can’t I eat it then roll in it’ expression!

  5. june in florida says:

    Ah he’s so sad and so sweet,give him a hug EM.

  6. Murphy found a very squished, very dead squirrel on the road once – he tried to eat it. Quite disgusting.

  7. Kate says:

    Its the ‘aloof but totally entranced look’ bless him – we see it a lot round here (usually on our very large sofa!) x

  8. Bert is looking toned, has he been working out?

  9. English Mum says:

    Baino: What, you mean you don’t let her have the spoils? Meanie! x

    June: As always, he’s having his full hug quotient :) x

    DBM: Revolting aren’t they. The dead one down the boat road got a tender lick before he was yanked away, and now this. I’ll have to find another walk!!

    Kate: They’re so funny aren’t they? I gave him a little kiss on the cheek and his eyes barely flicked towards me (‘get off me woman, I’m busy’)!!

    TC: Er no. He’s been sleeping a lot. I actually thought he looked a bit thinner (if that’s possible) and wondered if they remembered to feed him while I was in Florida – there were lots of innocent looks and reassurances, so I’m pretty sure that’s it.

  10. Laura Driver says:

    I fall in love with Bert a little more every day

  11. English Mum says:

    Laura: Aw really? I rent him out, y’know x

  12. Jay says:

    Bert is gorgeous! He’s just practising his telekinesis. He’s hopeful that if he gets it right, that hare will levitate off the road, unsquish itself and knock on the door. LOL!

  13. Cute photo!

    Highlighting your blog on BMB this week….

  14. Jennynib says:

    Missus! How many times must I tell you? He’s not thick – the demise of his Nemesis has thrown him into a maelstrom of existential angst.

    Poor eejit. ;P

  15. English Mum says:

    Jay: Ah, that’s what it is! See, what would I do without you – my Greyhound Behavioural Analyst!! x

    MM: Hey! Oh that’s nice, thank you. I’ll pop over and say hi xx

    Jen: Existential angst? Maybe that explains the shoe farming too? Gah… x

  16. Taffy's Mum says:

    That pose has the same stare William has at night when looking out of our French doors into the dark garden. He thinks he can see something out there so barks madly but we think it is just his reflection!

  17. English Mum says:

    TM: Was telling Hubby about William today – we were having our normal discussion on whether we should get another hound – and I gave him your cautionary tale that you could well adopt a complete nutter :0)

  18. Taffy's Mum says:

    You wanna try him out for a while – I could bring him over for a holiday!!

  19. English Mum says:

    TM: Er no, thanks, but you’re fine. Honestly.

  20. Jennifer (Bert's No 1 Fan!) says:

    Look at the concentration on his little face!! I bet he didn’t blink once. Seeing him on a sofa like that makes me realise just how monterous he really is.

  21. English Mum says:

    Jenn: I know. I forget too. And then when he’s crushing the very breath out of me on the sofa at night I remember again.

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