The Mad Professor’s birthday (thank God it’s only once a year)
“Are you awake? It’s my birthday! What did you get me? Can I open my stuff now? Wicked! Money! Cool! Look what I got from Grandma! Can we have pancakes? I’m starving. And look! From Grandad! Savage! Do I still have to go to guitar? Can I have a beer now I’m 14? Alright Grandad? I’m loaded! I’m gonna have a beer. Get off, stupid dog. When are you making my cake? Can I have it when I get back from guitar? Can we go shopping? Have you made my cake yet? Your dog’s gay. I’m ringing Grandma. Can we go shopping yet? Can I have a beer? I love these trousers! Thanks, I love you. Can we go yet? What? It’s itchy. When’s the Grand Prix over? Did you think any more about the beer? Is my cake done? Are we having steak? Where’s my hat? I’ve lost my hat! Who took my bloody hat? I need my… oh hang on, here it is. Aw cute puppy! Ooh this phone looks nice. Or this one. This one has a touch screen. Ooh, 8 gig memory! I think I’ll have this one. No, this one. Or maybe this one! Let’s look around a bit more. Gamestop! Savage! Ooh look, another phone shop! I like this one. ’Scuse me, you got this in blue? I’m getting this definitely. Can I have a beer tonight then? Can we get chips? I’m starving. Deadly! Ooh, and curry sauce. Can we go in the sports shop? Wicked Liverpool top. I’m getting this. Oh hang on, this Arsenal one’s cool too. I’m having both. Can we go home now? Is that my cake? Can I lick the bowl? Look at this cool screensaver! Ooh, is that coconut? Awesome! And the lights on the sides flash when the music plays! Ew Bert licked my nose. The earphones are awesome. I’m starved. Can I have a beer tonight? What time’s dinner? This game’s awesome. This cake’s wicked! Can I have some more? Did you think about the beer then? I am 14 now… Corrr cider! Can I have some? Awesome! Oy, it’s my turn! Argh you killed me! I had a wicked day. Where’s my phone? Whose turn is it? Was that a text? Awesome day. Thanks Ma. “
25 Responses to “The Mad Professor’s birthday (thank God it’s only once a year)”
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
(And of course, happy apres-birthday to you Mum!)
you can’t do that, the boy needs some lemonade, and tell we will have a beer when I come to stay !
Moon: Yeh they’re funny like that – they have no allegiance to any particular club’s clothing although they both support Liverpool – they wanted the black Chelsea kit too. Drives Hubby crackers!! And nice one, he can’t wait til September now!! x
Aussie: I know! He insisted on cutting the cake, then he was scratching his nose and everything while holding it. In the end I had to prise it away from him. Scary sod x
Sounds like he had a wicked day!
Is Bert a whippet or a greyhound?
I’ll be back. Please check me out if you get a minute.
Kat
Kat: Welcome! Virginia Woolf on speed? Love it! And yes, he had a very small cider which hopefully has shut him up til he’s 15 now! Bert’s a very fat lazy greyhound with an aversion to anything athletic and a strange love of shoes. Don’t worry, you’ll catch up! xx
Happy birthday Mad professor AND have a fabulous trip EM. x
hope americeeee is going well. x
Towny: On my way any minute now! And yes, it shut him up for a couple of seconds. Back soon! xx
Spudness: it’s kind of like a nice background hum all the time – I’m used to it now!
I’d love it one more time!
He sounds adorable for a teenager!
Holy cats, that looks yummy!
And you’re another of the FLorida babes. I’ve been dying to see who’s going as I was, until I realized it was too soon for my little monkeys after me and their dad’s split.
Have a spa for me ok? I know we’ve never met but maybe one day we will.
Happy Birthday to him
Kat
P.S. Where are you in England? I’m from Canada, but have been over there a few times (and by the way, I spent my honeymoon in Ireland 15 years ago).
Kat
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