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Vanishing sticky lemon muffins

So Friday night we went to see the new Bond movie, Quantum of Solace.  It was really good.  I’m loving these new Bonds – not just because of the eye candy that is Daniel Craig, but also the sheer beauty of the whole things: I love all the amazing locations… the flash cars… the beautiful girls.  Ah, I’m a bit of a Bond fan, really.

Anyhoo – just before we left I made these sticky lemon muffins.  They’re like a teeny version of my lemon cake – still my best and most reliable recipe ever.  I left them on the hob to cool down and when we returned – yes you guessed it – they were all gone, cake cases et al.  So yeah, I know, it’s STB (that’s English Towerese for self to blame).  As Jen pointed out, leave muffins within reach of a lanky kleptomaniac with a carb habit, and you’re asking for trouble.

170g butter

170g caster sugar

3 eggs

1 lemon, juiced, zested and then chopped

170g self raising flour

For the glaze:

The leftover lemon

About 4 tbs water

2 tbs caster sugar

Preheat the oven to 180 degreees/gas 4.  Put muffin cases into a muffin tin and set aside.  Now cream the butter and sugar until it’s really light and fluffy.  Squeeze in the lemon juice and zest, and then beat in the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.  If it curdles, add a spoonful of your flour.  When it’s all incorporated, gently stir in the flour and then spoon into the muffin tins – it’ll probably make about 10 – 12.  Bake for about 15 – 20 minutes.

Meanwhile, chop up the lemon and put it in a saucepan with a few tablespoons of water and a couple of tablespoons of caster sugar.  Bubble it away, mashing the lemon down into the liquid with a wooden spoon, until it reduces and forms a nice, sticky syrup.  Chuck out the lemon chunks and any pips.

When the cakes come out of the oven, drizzle a spoonful of the lemon glaze over each muffin and place them – out of the way of evil, muffin-stealing greyhounds  – to cool.

Honestly, though.  I thought he couldn’t reach up as high as the hob.  You live and learn.  *Sigh*

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22 Responses to “Vanishing sticky lemon muffins”

  1. Jay says:

    It was the cat!

    Bertilicious would never, ever do such a thing! Look at the innocence of that gaze! He’s just waiting for you to return so he can tell you about the terrible robbery that just took place in your kitchen and how brave (but ultimately ineffective) he was in trying to save your cakes.

    I can almost see the halo. You know the one – it’s the same one all greyhounds wear in the face of accusation.

  2. I can understand the attraction your muffins would have on Bertie…poor fellow. My dog did the same thing when he was younger, but he’s put on so much weight lately, that I doubt he’d be able to reach up so high to get the muffins. :)

  3. Tara says:

    but look how serene and happy he is. :)

  4. English Mum says:

    Jay: Ah, the robbery. He followed me around trying to tell me about it all night, but I’m afraid I don’t speak greyhound. Either that, or it could be because his punishment was no dinner, and he was trying to tell me he was still peckish.

    Aussie: Well M the trainer keeps trying to tell me that he’s getting flabby, but he seems to morph into an incredibly bendy-type dog when we’re not around and there’s food to be hat. The fat shit :roll:

    Tara: Well what do you expect? He’s full of muffin.

  5. jennynib says:

    Y’now, in theory, greys HATE citrusy stuff so no blame atcha Missus! You just happened to adopt the exception to all the rules you agreed to pre-adoption…

    My bad? :I

  6. Moon says:

    again…. Bert is innocent …. what proof do you have ??

  7. English Mum says:

    Jen: Yes, young lady – just as well you’re retired from greyhound adoption otherwise I’d be very tempted to sue you under the trades descriptions act. You promised me a greyhound and what I actually got was a lazy, furry, klepto-Womble! x

    Moon: Erm… there was proof, but you really don’t want me to go there. x

  8. SUSAN B says:

    I want to make those muffins!! I’ll stand over them whilst cooling so the hounds with the bottomless pits for goodies don’t steal them – one question, tho – am I correct in converting 170g to @6 ounces? (Actually, 5.99 something)

  9. Kirk M says:

    I was once taking care of a short haired collie for some friends of mine while they were on vacation. One morning I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and I had already smeared the jelly on one slice and the peanut butter on the other when I turned about and headed to the other side of the kitchen. I then concentrated on finding the bag of chips to go with this gourmet delight and upon returning to the aforementioned previously smeared slices I was confronted with two perfectly plain peices of bread…no jelly and no peanut butter to be found anywhere.

    If I hadn’t seen the girl licking her chops in the living room (peanut butter is a dead giveaway every time) I might still be wondering about my sanity. She had managed to lick both slices of bread clean without any damage whatsoever. The slices were weren’t even damp so to me it looked like I hadn’t smeared anything on them in the first place.

  10. English Mum says:

    Susan: Yup, 6oz is spot on! Make sure you guard them with your life though x

    Kirk: Wow, that’s really impressive. Would like to have seen a surveillance video on that one! x

  11. june in florida says:

    I think CSI needs to brought in to investigate. Bertie must be assumed innocent until the forensic evidence proves otherwise.

  12. Jennifer (Bert's No 1 Fan!) says:

    Hear hear June!!

    I can’t believe Bert is being blamed AGAIN.

  13. we had a jack russel called Bumble (family tradition dicated that all dogs names end in ‘le’) that got up on the table and ate a half pound of butter just before a dinner party. Not a popular pup that evening, we had more butter, but buttery dog vomit and dinner parties do not mix.

  14. jennynib says:

    There ARE two kids and a husband in that house…

    Not blaming, just sayin’ is all…

  15. Wee Jen says:

    Cor – those would disappear in our house as well! Lemon is Mr B’s all-time favourite. And I’m very partial too :-)

  16. English Mum says:

    June (and Jenn): paper cases in the poo. I rest my case your honour.

    TC: Ew. Bert’s done that before – it really is the foulest smelling of all types of vomit. It kind of met me at the door x

    Jen: Stobbit. You KNOW the truth!!

    Wee One: We did actually get to eat a couple first and yup, they’re well yum. x

  17. Kate says:

    Well, what can I say – us greyhound owners know all about ‘that look’ – it doesn’t deceive us at all! Just makes us laugh most of the time!!!

  18. English Mum says:

    Kate: Exactly. And judging by the amount of drool leading to his bed, he was guilty as charged! x

  19. Karen says:

    Just had to say I made these muffins and they were delicious. We can’t blame anyone but our family for them vanishing within 24hrs.

  20. English Mum says:

    Karen: Oh good, glad they came out well. And at least you got to eat them!

  21. Rachel says:

    I love your blog, the above recipe, it is muffin cases isn’t it?? Not fairy cakes?

    I’ve mixed this up before and ended up with mini rocks!

  22. English Mum says:

    Rachel: Hi! And thank you, what a nice compliment. Yup, deffo the larger muffin cases, although you could probably make 24 fairy cakes with the same amount of cake batter, just bake them for less time, say 12-15 mins x

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