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Hubby’s Deeply Darkly Chocolatey Fudgy Cake with wobbly icing

So I’m not arty at all.  In the lottery that is our family’s gene pool, I struck it big with The Disreputable One’s ability to fire off a really angry letter, me Ma’s filthy laugh and my Grandma Maudie’s penchant for a nice glass of Bailey’s, but sadly didn’t inherit any artistic ability at all.  Still, one can dream, and I was rather pleased when my eagerly awaited cake decorating kit arrived from Ebay.

As you know, it was Hubby’s birthday this weekend.  On Sunday, we had a big, heowge massive roast beef dinner with Yorkshire puddings and, as usual here at English Towers, The Birthday Person got to choose his birthday cake.  He wanted something really darkly chocolatey and fudgey.  And I may not be the Ace of Cakes, but I can certainly knock up a mean chocky cake.  Read it and put on weight:

150g dark chocolate

170g butter

170g soft dark brown sugar

3 eggs

145g self raising flour

25g cocoa powder

To decorate:

Pot of double cream

100g dark chocolate

So preheat your oven to 180 degrees/gas 4, and grease and line a couple of cake tins.  Melt the 150g chocolate in a bowl over a saucepan of simmering water.  Meanwhile, cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, then beat in the eggs one at a time (remember if it curdles just bung in a spoonful of the flour).  Next, sieve the flour and cocoa and stir gently into the mix, then add the cooled, melted chocolate.  Divide the mix between the two tins and bake for around 15-20 minutes until they’re just firm – watch them carefully, you want soft, moist cake, not a couple of Frisbees.

Now comes the fun bit.  I whipped half the cream and filled the cake with it, then stirred the other half into some melted chocolate to make a ganache to pour over the top, but hell, it’s your cake – fill your boots.  Finally, I mixed the last spoonful of melted chocolate into a teeny bit of whipped cream and piped a completely wobbly ‘44’ on it that looked as though it had been done by a four year old.  It just goes to show how bloody nice I am that I’m opening myself up for total humiliation by actually showing you a picture.  Ah well.  Hubby liked it and if you’re even vaguely less cack-handed than I am it’s worth a go as it’s really good fun.

Give me time, and a bit of practice, and I’ll be icing cupcakes like a pro.  No, really.

 

By the way, if this picture ends up on Cake Wrecks I shall personally hunt the perpetrator down and pull out their eyelashes one by one with my kitchen tongs.  Be afraid.
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19 Responses to “Hubby’s Deeply Darkly Chocolatey Fudgy Cake with wobbly icing”

  1. Cortes says:

    Roast beef, yorkshire pudding and something extremely chocolatey for desert sounds marvelous! The taste and the thought are the most important things, artistic presentation comes in a distant third. Lucky hubby.

    By the way, thanks for the referral to Kathy Reichs, I got some of her novels and am quite enjoying them.

  2. jennynib says:

    Damn! That cake looks good! :P

    Ace of Cakes – LOVE that show!

    Happy Burfday Hubbs! Mwah!! X

  3. Baino says:

    Well you’re one up on me! I’m not a bad cook but I can’t make a cake without instructions on the packet. It’s a wonder any of you can fit through doorways! I had a bash at decorating when the kids were young and copied the Women’s Weekly Kids Party Cakes. Not half bad except for Hickory Dickory Dock and the fondant pink mice that kept melting! The whole thing began to look like a Salvador Dali sculpture! (December birthdays for my two . . .)

  4. I hope you had some horseraddish. For the beef I mean.

  5. Moon says:

    and the healthy option is …..

  6. Jennifer (Bert's No 1 Fan!) says:

    Weeks to holiday: 2.5.
    Lbs lost: zero.
    YOU’RE NOT HELPING!!!

    Belated birthday wishes to José, I mean, Mr EM :)

    For someone to claims that they’re not arty, that’s pretty damn impressive.

  7. Wee Jen says:

    Happy birthday to Himself :-) That looks gorgeous! Wantsies!

    I can’t do the whole cake decorating thing either :-( One day, I will master it, but at the moment everything I try ends up looking like the artistic efforts of a two-year old.

  8. English Mum says:

    Cortes: Ah, bless you. It still tasted okay! Oh I love Kathy Reichs – she’s by far my favourite. And I love Bones on the TV too.

    Jen: Y’see, that’s why you’re my BF – 100% support even in the face of a cake disaster of epic proportions! Mwah x

    Baino: Oh gawd… yup, there’s a Barney birthday cake disaster in my past too – it looked like an oversized baby mouse – all purplish and sickly!

    TC: Horseradish – yup for Hubby only – I hate that feeling it gives you at the back of your nose.

  9. English Mum says:

    Moon: Hmmm… healthy birthday cake… nope, sorry. Have a smaller portion, maybe?!

    Jenn: Bless you. I know you’re only being kind and it looks like someone with a nasty cold sneezed on it. And you look fab. Honest x

    Wee One: There’s a fab course at the college in Athlone in cake decorating, but it’s too far for me… :(

  10. Tim says:

    Do you take orders?

  11. Taffy's Mum says:

    Mum calls me kak-handed Kate as I am left handed but I managed to ice swirly edges to my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary cake for the first time in my life about 10 years ago. My grandad who was a chef and had made wedding cakes was very impressed. I haven’t iced a cake with swirly bits since but a few years back, made a Scooby Doo Mystery Machine cake for an 8-year old who raved about it!

    I think you did a great job for a first effort and what an excuse to bake more cakes and practice some more!!

  12. jennynib says:

    Disaster? Mwar-har-har!!!

    Say the word ‘Brownie’ to Colin, then sit back, listen and weep!

    Yes, the icing is more Hirst than Holbein but that just adds to the delightful kitsch cuteness of it all. And I’d bet my last pain au choclat that it tasted DAMN fine…

    Sluuuuuurp! :P

  13. English Mum says:

    Tim: Welcome! I’m sure I could DHL you one. Just don’t ask for anything like ‘Happy 21st Birthday’ just yet!

    TM: Bless you. I’m well impressed with the swirly bit piping. I don’t think I could be let loose on a proper cake just yet ;)

    Jen: ‘More Hirst than Holbein’ LOL!! x

  14. Tara says:

    Ace of Cakes is only about 40 miles from here, you know. We could go, when you visit.

  15. English Mum says:

    Tara: Ah, there you are. No, really? Yay! We could go visit Duff together x

  16. JEN MAYO says:

    YOU ARE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF! THE CAKE IS NOT BAD LOOKING-BUT YOU CAN TELL IT WILL TASTE VERY GOOD AND THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!! LOOKS YUMMY!

    I AM A “ACE OF CAKES” WANNABE..IN MY DREAMS, OH WELL. I HAVE MASTERED SOME DARN GOOD CAKES IN THE PAST FOR MY KIDS BIRTHDAYS…(A ROBIN HOOD CAKE COMPLETE WITH A 3″ PLASTIC KEVIN COSTNER STANDING AT THE BOTTOM OF MY CAKE CASTLE AND MOAT (WITH SPARKLING BLUE SUGAR CRYSTALS!) AND

    A NICE “JAWS” CAKE- YES, ANOTHER BLUE SUGAR CRYSTAL WATER SCENE COMPLETE WITH A NICE PLASTIC SHARK SUBMERGED IN THE ICING ( I USE PROPS-IT HELPS).
    I DID MAKE A RAINBOW CAKE ONE YEAR (MY SON’S REQUEST) AND THERE WERE A FEW DIFFERENT GUESSES ON WHAT IT WAS..”A COLORFUL SNAKE”, “A LEGO WALL”, “A RIVER”, “A WORM”, ETC. -IT SEEMED LIKE A SIMPLE IDEA.(?!)

  17. English Mum says:

    Jen: Blimey, sounds like you could give Duff a run for his money! I’d like to see a pic of the shark one… g’wan…

  18. Jamie says:

    This chocolate cake looks like it is moist, chocolatey and delicious. And as I say about my own less-than-lovely cakes, it is the taste that counts!

  19. English Mum says:

    Jamie: It certainly tasted okay – thank goodness, because it looked dreadful!

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