The Friday Photo: Pornobert, part deux

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the sofa…  Last night we were watching some dreadful shoot ‘em up film with Clive Owen [insert Homer Simpson drool noise here] called, unsurprisingly, Shoot ‘Em Up (has head on car crash with baddies, shoots out windscreen mid-flight, lands in back of bad guys’ van and kills them all before they turn round, that sort of thing).  All of a sudden I’m aware of a bit of posing going on over on the opposite sofa. 

Blimey, Bert needs a girlfriend.

12 Responses to “The Friday Photo: Pornobert, part deux”

1. Baino says:

   September 19, 2008 at 9:28 am

   Just came over from Thrifty’s he’s battling the doggie debate with herself and a 3 year old! Dogs are without doubt the best people. Nice couch by the way . .do they all come with porno stars? (there’s a twinkle in his eye!)

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2. Susan says:

   September 19, 2008 at 9:59 am

   Good Heavens, Bert, put some pants on! Mixed company!

   (great sofa!)

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3. Kate says:

   September 19, 2008 at 11:10 am

   OOOOh Bert!! You devil you!
   Maybe a certain Aussie girl could knit you some pants? In an appropriate colour of course!

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4. English Mum says:

   September 19, 2008 at 11:15 am

   Baino: Thanks, I love it, although himself is not the biggest fan. It has leopard print scatter cushions too. Hee hee! You can’t see it but he has a bit cheesy grin going on too, the big lemon.

   Susan: Ooh, maybe that’s what Aussie should knit him?! Thanks x

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5. English Mum says:

   September 19, 2008 at 11:20 am

   Kate: You took the words right out of my mouth!! I know, he’s such a lush x

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6. Jay says:

   September 19, 2008 at 4:41 pm

   Well, well, look at that! And he needs a girlfriend? I’m sure he and The Princess would get along famously! So long as they had a big enough sofa for both of them, that is … otherwise she’d run him off, big cheesy grin or no!

   She is a Princess, after all! The Princess always has her pick of the beds. Just ask Jack! LOL!

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7. English Mum says:

   September 19, 2008 at 5:05 pm

   Jay: Ooh, how exciting. Maybe we should introduce them. Although I think the bed thing might be an issue – Bert doesn’t like to share!!

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8. K8 says:

   September 19, 2008 at 8:02 pm

   Hey – if you’ve got it, flaunt it I say.

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9. Thriftcriminal says:

   September 19, 2008 at 8:12 pm

   Finally saw inside man the other day (Clive owen and Denzel Washington). Damn good flick.

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10. English Mum says:

    September 19, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    K8: Too right. Although, there are significant bits missing, but hey, he’s not proud x

    Thrifty: Great film. Got it from Sensible Uncle I as a pressie and watched it loads.

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11. Tara says:

    September 19, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    cute baby deer with big rabbit feet.

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12. English Mum says:

    September 20, 2008 at 10:02 am

    Tara: God, you’re right. He’s obviously some kind of dodge Frankenstein-esque experiment that went horribly wrong. I blame M the trainer x

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