The Friday Photo: ‘Guard Mama’s booze, good doggy’.

So okay, I know at this exact precise moment it’s still Thursday but I’ll be FAR too busy tomorrow to post anything so you’ll have to indulge me.  What’s that you say?  Why will I be busy?  Well, dear reader, I’m having a PARTAY!!

You see, people, in Ireland you definitely have to go with the flow a bit.  A party can often start for the most inane reason.  For example, last Friday we popped over to D Next Door’s sister A’s house to pick up #2 who was round there playing with little K, and ended up staggering home some time after 2am, sans child (he stayed over having lost the hope of ever dragging us home somewhere around 11) and last night turned into a bit of  a sesh round D’s (Hubby popped in for a chat, cracked a beer with D, then other people popped in and suddenly there was a houseful and, well, it’d be rude to leave), so we ended up staying until 11pm (headaches all round again this morning).  And this, apparently, is only the beginning of the summer barbecue season.  Now you know why the kids here have such bloody long school holidays, it’s because the parents are planning on being so hungover they can’t possibly do the school run for three whole months. 

Anyhoo, so we thought we’d get in there quick and invite all the lovely people we’ve met here for a little gathering: D and the kids, obviously, C and his lovely wife C (the ones with the boat) and D’s sister A and her Hubby J and their kids, and T & L who live next door to A & J, T who fixes the cars and his wife G, and probably a few other stragglers from GAA (that’s Gaelic Football to you foreigners, heh).

We got the usual burgers and sausages, etc, and I thought I’d marinate some chicken in different stuff like honey, mustard and soy, and Thai green curry paste, etc and do kebabs with various dips, plus those minced lamb kebab things and then just round it all off with an enormous plate of pistachio brownies and ice lollies for the kids.  Drinks-wise, I thought as well as wine and beer, we could whizz up a big blender-full of Frozen Strawberry Daquiris just to get things going, plus various non-alcoholic fruity smoothies for the children (no, don’t worry, I won’t mix them up and get the kids drunk).

So Hubby and I went up north again today (the £ being terrifically bad against the Euro, it’s cheaper for us to do our shopping there) and came back with a car load of food, beer, wine, champers and….er…jelly.  Yes, jelly.  Well I’ve always wanted to make jelly shots and… oh dear, this could be another late one.

21 Responses

  1. Thriftcriminal Says:

    Jelly shots, ooooh, dangerous. While you are at it, crush some digestives and soak them in southern comfort (those boudoir biscuit finger you use for Tiramisu work well too). Cover with ice-cream and chocolate sauce. Also lethal, and quite nummy (that’s yummy, but you feel kinda numb afterwards).

  2. Mum Says:

    Oh my lor’….sounds like a bit of a party ready to happen…have fun all of you, and invite me to the next one!

  3. Moon Says:

    Where’s my invite then ? with my birthday card too ?

  4. june in florida Says:

    Roll an orange to soften the insides, cut about a half inch off the top and pour in southern comfort. Eat/slurp, preferably outside as can be messy.How come Bud beer,is it stronger in Ireland?Irish here complain American beer is piss water.Google just corrected my last word and instructed me it is two words not one,lol.

  5. Moon Says:

    I can confirm this is true … American beer IS piss water …. too many ‘lite’ options.. sadly, I chose european beer… Stella etc ….but to be fair, Bud is piss wherever you drink it …

    I believe, and I might be wrong, but Americans as so scared of being sued, they produce week beer … no way could they expect individuals to take responsibilty of being too lashed to scratch themselves, they would simply sue Anneuser Busch !

  6. Sandra in Maryland Says:

    Hilarious but sadly so true, Moon!

  7. june in florida Says:

    I think your right about the suing Moon.I drink Grolsch when i drink beer.

  8. Moon Says:

    wow, a fan base, better than be threatened to have my kneecaps removed :-)

    I went to Mrs Moons Christmas party 2007, I said I would drive, as it was her party .. we arrived at 7, got fed, very nice, Mrs M tucked into a glass of wine or two, the ‘entertainment’ came on, good stand up comic, he finished about 8.30, so I prepared myself for a sober night of boredom, and everyone started to say goodnight ……..

    I mentioned this at a later date, how starnge this was, as all the chrimbo parties I have attended in the UK normally ends up as time to go home when you have tried to bed your boss, or vomited on them … or indeed both !!!! It was suggested that parties now end before people can get drunk due to the liability issue companies face … caled Vacarious Law (i did learn something for my exams)… Bugs will also endorse this, as her friends regulary get refused service by the barmaid if she suspects they might drive home ……

    Please, let indivduals have responsibility rather than a blame culture …

    After all EM, your boys will sue you for mis management of parenting ….. I think they might win too !!!!!

  9. englishmuminireland Says:

    Thrifty: Ooh that sounds quite yummy! I’m off shopping this morning to look for some plastic shot glasses ‘cos apparently it’s very difficult to get the shot out of normal ones unless you oil them first (ew).

    Ma: Of course you’re invited. Get swimming!! x

    Moon: I can’t afford THAT much booze lol. Oh yes, the birthday card…well, you know what An Post are like… (ahem) x

    June: It’s funny though because it’s only the Irish people here that like Bud, Hubby likes Miller or Stella but buys Bud for the others! I like the idea of the orange. We were going to do a vodka watermelon but didn’t have time x

    Moon: What HAVE you got yourself into over there?!

    Sandra: Do you really all rush around suing each other? Heh x

    June: Don’t encourage him. Do they still have Grolch in those nice bottles with the pop off tops? I used to like those. I can’t drink beer. I don’t like the taste. I’m getting into Morgan’s Spiced Rum though…

    Moon: I can’t believe that - early doors in case you get lashed? But that’s the point!! Yeh, the only trouble with partaying avec les enfants is that someone has to stay sober (for emergencies and also to keep them off the jelly shots). That’ll be Hubby tonight as he crawled in at some ungodly hour last night from the pub. Embracing the culture, see? x

  10. 5h4mr0(k Says:

    There’s invites?! I thought that it was just an open invite to all.

    I’d better go unload the car….

  11. Jay Says:

    I’m coming over!!! Now, where exactly do you live? *Sniggers*

  12. jennynib Says:

    EM: You are now Officially ‘Oirish’. Congrats! :P

    Moon: Ah, I loves ya. I only threaten death on the people I REALLY like! ;P

    Gang: My brother has a van and my cousin has a cash and carry card. What say we raid the ‘offie’ and crash the partay? :D

  13. Natalie Says:

    Toxic sludge as we call those jelly shots - lucky guests, they go down a treat…rum and strawberry jelly, vodka and orange….lime and oh whatever…go on have fun!!! OOOOOHHH and Straw daqs….sigh.

  14. Sandra in Maryland Says:

    Who is this Moon anyway, EM. Wherever did you find him, he’s a hoot! His name conjures up a vivid image in my mind, but I’m sure its just me, and none of your other readers is imagining a huge gleaming pair of buttocks as they read his comments. I’m also a big fan of yer mam, and am glad to see she’s back and commenting again. Have fun!

  15. Mary Says:

    i want to come to your next party too!

  16. Jay Says:

    No Sandra, it’s not just you. But I’ve seen a picture of Moon, and he’s not all buttocks! LOL!

  17. Mum Says:

    Our Moon’s buttocks ‘huge’? No he’s a mere slip of a lad..and lovely with it….[do you think that warrants an invite to the US?]. Looking forward to seeing him and Miska in September XX

  18. Moon Says:

    I do not have a huge Butt …… ! I have just worked loads of it off at the gym !!!!

    Fit as butchers dog me !….

    and I am not sure EM ‘found’ me … kinda think we were thrown together at a very young age !, we did share a house together for a couple of months, then kinda drifted apart….. I played Fotie with Hubby for many years… he was a slow old donkey back then …. !

    A hoot … yeah.. I like that, Mrs Moon if def my Monica to my Chandler !

  19. Don't Bug Me! Says:

    Oh, the things I could tell you about Moon…….

  20. englishmuminireland Says:

    Morning troops! Good night was had by all and the jelly shots went down very well. Will stick up a recipe later. I have the headache from hell and several children that aren’t mine draped all over various bits of furniture, obviously the sign of an impressive party.

    5h4m: Me casa es su casa - you’re always welcome!!

    Jay: As above - greyhounds especially welcome too x

    Jen: Ah what a night THAT could have been. Maybe we should organise an EnglishMum.com partay?!

    Nats: Ooh yes! My crashing headache this morning would confirm that they are seriously toxic!

    Sandra: Moon and Bugs are my cousins. We all grew up together and as Moon says, we shared a house in our twenties (messy but enjoyable). And no, the nickname isn’t from the size of his buttocks (he’s completely normal shaped, honest!) it’s because he couldn’t pronounce his name when he was little and it kind of stuck! Oh yes, and Me Mam’s back - she had a wicked holiday. Must tell you all about that too.

    Mary: See above - we’ll organise an EM reunion! Can you imagine us all in the same room?! x

    Jay: Ooh yes, I forgot about the pic. Here it is:

    Ma: Stop your shameless sucking up, it’s embarrassing. Ooh me too - can’t wait to buy a hat! xx

    Moon: Monica to your Chandler. LOL!! x

    Bugs: Don’t be shy… feel free to elaborate x

  21. Moon Says:

    I do actually have a perfect butt !!
    and of Auntie is more than welcome to Newport Beach … anytime x

    make sure all of you are there in Sept ….. smalls must be smartly dressed mind ! x

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