The Friday Photo: Patriotism and er… Jodie Marsh

First up, then is Jay’s lovely patriotic fur-family.  I want one of those for Bert (don’t tell him though).

Jay\'s patriotic hoonds

And second.  Does anyone else think that Jodie looks a bit like Tamsin Outhwaite without all that hideous slap and balloon boobage?  Incidentally, she claimed that she did this ‘no make-up’ stunt for Refuge.  The charity quickly issued a statement denying all knowledge.  Heh.

 

15 Responses

  1. Jennynib Says:

    WTF!!!!

    You’re putting a St. George on Bert?

    Ohnoyouisnt!

    The tricolour or naffin Missus.

    :I

  2. Jennynib Says:

    FAB pic, by the way…

  3. Jay Says:

    ROFL! Well, I is thoroughly English (apart from a drop of Scottish blood in my ancestry) so no problems here. Born in The Smoke, so I was.

    Do they make tricolour coats for greyhounds? If not, there’s a gap in the market for someone!

  4. Thriftcriminal Says:

    Errr, I’m scared of the picture on the right.

  5. Jennynib Says:

    Jay, GREYT idea! Can’t sew, though…

    Ah, Thrifty, although they ARE frankenboobs, I must admit that I would like to swap my prairiebosom for something a little less… prairie-like.

    When I was 18 (and still nada under a shirt) my brother told me that he heard that one could make ones bosoms grow by stimulating the area between - preferably with toilet paper. “Really!?” I gushed. “Well, look what it did for your arse!” he replied.

    True story.

  6. Thriftcriminal Says:

    Beauty is as beauty does EM, I’m sure you require no artificial enhancement.

  7. englishmuminireland Says:

    J: Bert currently has a black and white striped ‘Trap 6′ jacket to cut a dash in down the boat road. And the Tricolour? I’d probably get told I had no right to wear it - bein’ one of the P word and all (shhhh)!

    Thrifty: I know. I can’t help but think it’s such a shame. She’s quite a pretty girl and actually makes herself look like that on purpose? Weird. I suppose there are blokes that love that kind of thing…?

    J: Frankenboobs LOL!!!!!

    Yeah, I’m about a grapefruit meself, but often resort to the wondrous Wonderbra in times of cleavage necessity.

    Thrifty: Ah bless. Does the Wonderbra not count??

  8. Thriftcriminal Says:

    That clearly should have been directed at jennynib, I’m an idiot, apologies for the error. Wonderbras are very acceptable. I’ll get me coat.

  9. Tara Says:

    he would look stunning.

  10. Jennynib Says:

    Alas, one simply can’t make mountains out of molehills. Believe me, I’ve tried.

    One day, when I’m very drunk indeed, I’ll tell yiz all about losing my ‘chicken fillet’ and the work do where I was the only female member of staff.

    Not funny.

  11. englishmuminireland Says:

    Thrifty: Yeh, thought that. She really is very pretty and doesn’t need giant knockers to complete the picture.

    Tara: I agree. I might have to get him a little coat wardrobe to impress (or scare off) the yapper down the lane.

    J: Ooh, do tell!

  12. Jennynib Says:

    Can’t. Would REALLY have to be jarred. It IS possible to die of embarrassment and after that awful night I got called ‘Titleist’ until I moved departments a year later.

    BTW, Titleist are a make of super flying golfball. Small, White and Airborne.

    The Horror.

  13. englishmuminireland Says:

    J: Ouch. I feel your pain xxx

  14. Jennynib Says:

    EM? Where’s the photo and recipe of The Greatest Pavlova On Earth (TM) you promised? Hmmmm?

  15. englishmuminireland Says:

    Tis there! Patience, girl x

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