Comments on: Randomness

By: englishmuminireland

englishmuminireland — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:59:10 +0000

Bugs: Do you know, the WHOLE time I was at that school I never got to be server? Life’s so unfair. Oh I remember that dog! That was the one you fostered for a year to teach it some manners? (*ahem*) x

By: Don't Bug Me!

Don't Bug Me! — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:45:38 +0000

It was the height of my rebellious period. I was also demoted from head server because I overfilled someone’s water cup! Being a goody-two-shoes did have its advantages. Everyone always believed my excuses for not handing in homework – they even swallowed the dog ate it excuse – which is a good thing, since he really did, and the entire contents of my pencil case, and the pencil case, so I couldn’t redo it. That was Andy – the soon-to-be guide dog. The one that got run over and ate people’s Mars bars on buses. I wonder why they never let us have another one…..?

By: englishmuminireland

englishmuminireland — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:17:02 +0000

Bugs: Blimey, it’s all coming out today innit!! it’s English Mum’s Friday confessional. I was impressed that someone did that with the loo door – you should have told me it was you!!

By: Don't Bug Me!

Don't Bug Me! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:52:51 +0000

I know, I know, but it was the height of my rebellion – actually, nothing to do with rebellion, I just couldn’t be arsed to queue. The height of my rebellion was locking a loo door at my primary school and then squeezing out under the door, leaving it locked. I remember the gathering of students in the assemly hall and the headmaster asking for whoever did it to come forward or everyone would be punished. I may have only been 7, but I was not stupid!

As for the liver, it is the reason behind the not a baby bump and the Special Offer of the Day. I have a polycystic liver and its ever increasing size is due to the development of many cysts throughout the organ. Not deadly, but bloody annoying, embarrassing, uncomfortable and the reason you will never see me in a bikini!

By: englishmuminireland

englishmuminireland — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:32:56 +0000

Isit: Guess it depends on the island. Hopefully she’ll send you to St Lucia and we can all come visit! I know, she’s such a rebel!!!

Em: Swimming with dolphins! *squeaks like a girl* You lucky lucky lucky!!! Stage school? Do you do the ‘twist and FLICK!’ thing that Elle does in Legally Blonde?!

Wee One: Right, that’s it. You two Jennifers are banned from talking about how Nick Cave smells from now on.

K8: Wow, they ARE random! Aw poor rabbit. My mad brother killed our tortoise by cleaning it with lime out of the garage. And I don’t mean the citrus fruit, I mean the evil powder. Loving your new tattoo by the way. It’s fantastic.

Bugs: A wooden f*cking spoon? Jeez girl. Of all the things to steal!! And you’re going to have to explain the liver thing now too x

Moon: Locked in a loo!!! And I thought being a knob didn’t run in the family. Heh.

By: Moon

Moon — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:06:42 +0000

SALMON .. as in the fish… I never proof read

Message for Jen.. Northchurch Cricket Club.. my spiritual home

Also, been locked in a loo in Cuzco for 3 hours (peru for you non edumicated people !)

By: Don't Bug Me!

Don't Bug Me! — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:20:42 +0000

NCC = Northchurch Cricket Club

1. I once stole a wooden spoon from Woolworth’s. It cost 19p, but it was Christmas, the queues were really long and I didn’t want to wait…

2. I have dived with great white sharks.

3. My Grandad used to feed me Rennies as though they were sweets.

4. My liver is huge – it fills all of my abdomen.

5. I have pet toads.

6. I like cheese on toast with marmalade – go try it, it is really yummy!

By: K8

K8 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:20:45 +0000

Yay! I like the idea of doing this all over the comments, I have dunnit farrr too often on my blonk.

1. I flew a plane once (An ickle Katana plane) and the instructor taught me a neat anti-gravity trick. He plunged the plane towards earth so fast, it got a pen in my hand to float in mid-air! ‘Twas kewl. He wouldn’t let me do it more than twice though. Chicken.

2. My first car had ‘On a Mission’ written on the front screen, and a tweetybird by the petrol cap. I called the car ‘Petal’.

3. I once drowned a rabbit I was looking after by neglecting it and letting it fall into the pond. Rabbits can’t swim.

4. I was on TV when I was twelve for winning a photography competition with a photo I didn’t actually take.

5. My workplace’s Christmas party is coming up next month. (May??! WTF?)

6. I used to love eating Andrew’s Liver Salts right out of the tub when I was a teenager. The fizz gave me a buzz.

By: wee jen

wee jen — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:59:28 +0000

Jennynib – unfortunately, I didn’t get to smell NC, (I ran off like a chicken). But if he smelled how he looked it would be… ‘intense’, I reckon.

By: Emily

Emily — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:33:13 +0000

Hope I’m not to late…

1. I’ve been to every continent excluding Antarctica.
2. I’ve swum with Dolphins in Hawaii.
3. I went to a stage school.
4. I’ve met Patrick Swayze.
5. My first pet was a horse called Bruno.
6. I know a Hells Angel (or ex one).