So here’s one for all Bert’s greyhound laydees: a full frontal, no-holds-barred gynae shot. Woohoo! Honestly, he’s such a strumpet.
OMG!
Is that a lazy, lustful, come-hither glint in the old boys’ eye?
Come and get it biyatch!
(bleugh!)
Yay, Bertie! Princess Irene is drooling into my keyboard! Bert may be a strumpet, but we call her The Floozie.
She’s Irish, you know, unlike her companion, who is a rare, genuine English greyhound.
Sandy wants to know if you can forward her a ten foot by eight foot enlargement for over her bed?
J: It’s the grin that does it. Oh yeah, he’s all man. Scrap that, I mean he’s all dog. Yes, it is rather vomit-inducing isn’t it.
Jay: I think Bertie and the Floozie should swap email addresses lol. Bert’s Irish. You can tell by the way he drinks your wine if you’re not looking.
Grandad: Anything for Sandy. Note the matching collar/sofa combo? SO Chippendales.
(Tune of sexy back)
I’m bringin’ Itchy Back….YEAH Them other hounders don’ know how ta act….YEAH Ma collars matchin’ ma crib, that’s a fact…YEAH
That’s the way Bertie rolls eh?
He really is soooo rude! Grandma M would be horrified!
Thrifty: Yeah, thanks for that: 2 kids singing it non stop now!!!!
Ma: I know, he’s so naughty - got his bits and bobs out. Or, as J pointed out, his bobs, as he hasn’t got any bits!!
See how my evil genius works
Glad to be of service.
Thrifty: You’re all heart. From henceforth thy title shall be ‘Thrifty the Evil Genius’. Feel free to add the mwwwahahaha evil laugh x
ooh, that’s a saucy one. Love it.
I’m not sure how to feel about y’all anymore…
Em: Isn’t it? I showed it to my oldest who said (somewhat worryingly): ‘ew. Bert porn’. !!!!!
Cam: Admit it, you love it really.
The term ‘Readers’ husbands’ springs to mind!
Mary: Hee hee! I wonder if Dogs Today would be interested in introducing a new ‘centrefold’?! x
Also, his face. he looks so proud.
Tara: Oh yeah, he’s makin’ sweet lurve to the camera alright!!
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April 4th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Is that a lazy, lustful, come-hither glint in the old boys’ eye?
Come and get it biyatch!
(bleugh!)
April 4th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
She’s Irish, you know, unlike her companion, who is a rare, genuine English greyhound.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
April 4th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Jay: I think Bertie and the Floozie should swap email addresses lol. Bert’s Irish. You can tell by the way he drinks your wine if you’re not looking.
Grandad: Anything for Sandy. Note the matching collar/sofa combo? SO Chippendales.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I’m bringin’ Itchy Back….YEAH
Them other hounders don’ know how ta act….YEAH
Ma collars matchin’ ma crib, that’s a fact…YEAH
That’s the way Bertie rolls eh?
April 4th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
April 4th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Ma: I know, he’s so naughty - got his bits and bobs out. Or, as J pointed out, his bobs, as he hasn’t got any bits!!
April 4th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Glad to be of service.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
April 5th, 2008 at 12:11 am
April 5th, 2008 at 12:31 am
April 5th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Cam: Admit it, you love it really.
April 5th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
April 5th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
April 6th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
April 6th, 2008 at 12:28 pm