The Incredible Foldable Greyhound

Greyhounds: bendy

Right, so we’ve decided. The downstairs room that was going to be a kind of ’boutique hotel room’ thingy (for this read ‘office with a bed in’) has been kicked into touch. This was partly because we can’t afford to get an en suite put in, and partly because I thought it would be a bit dodgy to knock on my guest’s door and ask to use my desk when I got a sudden urge to blog at 11.30pm.

So we’ve moved the bed upstairs to the spare room. The upshot of this is that Bertie can no longer sprawl on the bed while I’m blogging (another reason I wanted to move it - I thought he would get too used to sleeping on the bed and try and hop in when guests were using it). He’s a bit of a people-dog, our Bert, and doesn’t like to be in one room when we’re in another. He was mighty disgruntled, then, when he ambled in after me only to discover that his usual comfy spot had disappeared. He walked out, walked back in, sniffed the (rather small) chair next to my desk, walked back out again, then, having finally made his mind up, stepped gingerly up onto the chair and proceeded to do at least three very tentative 360s before he could get all his unfeasibly spindly legs tucked underneath his bony body. He seems comfy enough but looks can be deceiving. He might just be stuck.

By the way, can you see that his little bald thighs have finally got a teeny sprinkling of bum fluff? How cute is that. He’ll be furry by Christmas I bet.

Oh, and thanks to Isitjustme for this link. Apparently I’m a PG13 because I said ’sexy’ four times, ’slap’ twice and ‘crap’ once. I’m sure I’ve said shit a couple of times too. Ah well.

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  1. robert bourne Says:

    I think Bertie has a case here…disturbing his routine like that is downright awful…..when I read this to Lester my blue tic hound he was aghast that poor Bertie had to be put through all this… I guess big brother will soon be crashing down on me with a rating as well .. especially seeing I mentioned silky panties and cute butts in sweat pants a couple of blogs ago….Barney Fife will be on my case I can see that coming alright…

  2. Coastal Aussie Says:

    My dog has to turn three times too. I wonder why two turns is just not enough… while four must obviously be too many?

  3. englishmuminireland Says:

    Robert: aw don’t start sticking up for him, he’s pampered enough as it is. Uh oh: silky panties and cute butts? You’re probably an 18 and over rating - at least. Damn, I can’t find that post on your website either.

    Aussie: it’s a dawg thing. Maybe it’s something to do with odd numbers?!

  4. 73man Says:

    Here’s a few more swear words for good measure. These ought to bring you over the 18s threshold:
    English swinging locations
    Keeking
    Spank harder
    Looking for domination

    You’re welcome, plenty more where they came from. Is this too vicarious for you?

  5. Jennynib Says:

    Shag Pile Carpet
    Arsepirin (Generic Aspirin from Lidl)
    Gobshite (Irish Vernacular, if you please)

    Um… Not wanting to sound un-woman-of-the-worldy 73man, but what is ‘Keeking’ when it’s at home? Or can’t you say on a nice blog like this?

  6. englishmuminireland Says:

    Yes, 73, come on, what’s all this keeking nonsense? I always feel vicariousness (?) is in the eye of the beholder. He he.

    Jen: Thank you for pointing out how nice my blog is. I said cock once as well, but it doesn’t seem to have found that (was talking about chickens, obviously).

  7. englishmuminireland Says:

    Oh. How rude of me. 73: this is my mate, Jen. Jen: this is 73. Say hello.

  8. Jennynib Says:

    (waving maniacally)

    Howareye!!! Pleasedtameetcha!!

  9. 73man Says:

    Hello there. Keeking is the not so old Victorian practice of sneaking a peek at a lady’s under bits while she is asleep or otherwise incapacitated. Deriv. Dutch, kijk - to look. Honestly, check with Conortje.

  10. englishmuminireland Says:

    73: how do you know so much random rudeness? I always thought you were such a nice boy too….

  11. 73man Says:

    I am! Every so often the naughty step bites back ;-)

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